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Old 06-13-2009, 11:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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they werk great and are easy to clean! I love my fleshlight!
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Old 06-13-2009, 11:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2009, 11:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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this chick at my work had a whole case of those and was just giving them out... all with the different attachments too.. ass... mouth...

p weird I dunno... I didn't take one. they were sealed and everything too.
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my hard penis is inside of it right now!
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Old 06-13-2009, 11:10 AM   #5 (permalink)
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this chick at my work had a whole case of those and was just giving them out... all with the different attachments too.. ass... mouth...

p weird I dunno... I didn't take one. they were sealed and everything too.
they can probably afford to do that too.
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Old 06-13-2009, 11:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i have mouth attachment so she swallows everytime
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Old 06-13-2009, 11:14 AM   #7 (permalink)
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this chick at my work had a whole case of those and was just giving them out... all with the different attachments too.. ass... mouth...

p weird I dunno... I didn't take one. they were sealed and everything too.
where do you work and why does said chick have a case of fleshlights?
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Old 06-13-2009, 11:15 AM   #8 (permalink)
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its HFB way of saying that he secretly has one and uses it all the time when hes typing forward slash
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Old 06-13-2009, 11:20 AM   #9 (permalink)
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apparently her stupid boyfriend ordered one and they sent him a whole case.. obv he can only use one at a time so she just gave them out.


and no bongo i have enough of the real thing to keep me satiated.
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Old 06-13-2009, 11:25 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I kinda want one. I'd just casually slip a finger in when I needed some stress relief.
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Old 06-13-2009, 11:26 AM   #11 (permalink)
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lol isnt that why you have a vagina? i dont see why you need a fleshlight for that
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Old 06-13-2009, 11:28 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2009, 11:35 AM   #13 (permalink)
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lol isnt that why you have a vagina? i dont see why you need a fleshlight for that
Yeah I was just kidding. My vagina pwns a hand-held simulated vagina any day. But to the fleshlight's credit, it won't try to get you to load a bowl and participate in stoned post-sex cuddles either. So if that's not your cup of tea, I recommend the fleshlight over the AL420 model.
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fleshlight is to flashlight as wiimote is to remote
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Old 06-13-2009, 11:48 AM   #15 (permalink)
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i kinda want one. I'd just casually slip a finger in when i needed some stress relief.
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hyper, you should try to get me one of those if she still has any. I'm not paying that much for said flashlight.
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i don't work anymore... it would seem kind of pathetic to come crawling back to work just for a fleshlight.. no?
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Yeah I was just kidding. My vagina pwns a hand-held simulated vagina any day. But to the fleshlight's credit, it won't try to get you to load a bowl and participate in stoned post-sex cuddles either. So if that's not your cup of tea, I recommend the fleshlight over the AL420 model.
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Old 06-13-2009, 01:58 PM   #20 (permalink)
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i fill my fleshlight with a healthy load from my balls, then cuddle with it till i pass out


but but but AL your model is easy to clean? i dont want a mess or anything no messes please
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