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Old 06-13-2009, 07:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My idea for a great stoner tv show!

its called stoned white and the 11 gnomes.
its about a slutty wasted girl named stoned white.
she lives in the mushroom forrest. she hangs out with 11 gnomes. they take turns with her and sometimes have orgy's. the show is a trippy cartoon with bright colors and designs and backgrounds. the show would be on some channel like adult swim or showtime or something, and its on late at night. obviously rated "r" or "mature". each 60 minute episode always centers around an extremly hilarious, trippy, and crazy plot. each gnome is different in his very own way.
they are: Lazy, Blazy, Hazy, Munchy, Thizzy, Smokey, Giggly, Trippy, Cutty, Forgetful, and Bud.


lazy obviosuly is very lazy. he is very unproductive and unmotivated. his hobbies include rolling blunts, smoking blunts, sleeping and stretching. lazy doesnt like to move and is also very much out of shpae. hes chubby and slow. lazy laughs alot and is also kind of a joker because hes always high. hes selfish and really only cares about himself and his blunts. lazy has a curly grayish beard and a very large nose. he talks very slowly and frequently uses the word "man"
blazy is quite smooth, he is the "cool guy" of the group, getting the most action with stoned white. his eyes always remain extremly bloodshot, and he usually has a smirk on his face. blazy is very quick and athletic, unlike most of the other gnomes. he's a bit cocky, but he is also clever whitty and brave. blazy carries a bong everywhere he goes and hits it frequently. he is young and has a brown scruffy beard.
Hazy is an opiate addict. he carries a backpack full of opium poppies which he eats raw. unaware of his soroundings, he is completly unfunctionable and spaced out 100% of the time. he has big droopy eyes and cheeks, always has his mouth hanging open and often drools. hazy slurs his words and mumbles, making everything he says difficult to comprehend. hazy also has trouble standing up straight and walking. he often stumbles and eventually passes out. hazy often stairs into space for hours.hazy gets the least amount of action from stoned white.
Munchy is by far the tallest and the heaviest of all the gnomes. he is extremly obese because he eats alot of food. munchy, also a pothead, carries a backpack pull of meals, snacks, and eatables. he eats eatables constantly causing him to be extremly high, which just makes him hungry for more and more eatables. munchy has a very round face and a huge belly. his cheeks are very big and he has a a grayish little beard. theres often food in his beard. munchy is outgoing and often laughs with an idiotic chuckle. he is also physically as well as mentally slow. munchy often farts and burps, making him obnoxious at times. stoned white isnt very attracted to mucnhy so she only gets with him when shes extremly fucked up.
Thizzy is the only black gnome. he has a black beard and an afro (wears his cap ontop of the afro) thizzy wears extremly baggy clothes as well as lots of golden jewelry and sunglasses. thizzy carries a large boombox in which he slaps his "hyphy" music. thizzy also carries an enormous surplus of thizzles (ecstasy) in which he pops as if they were skittles. he is under the the influence of ecstasy most of time and is often seen grinding his teeth or making a thizz face. he is tall and skinny and is also a pimp. he has 2 little fairys who are his hoes than go everywhere with him. when hes not getting it on with stoned white hes usually with his fairys.
Smokey is a chain smoker who carries mutiple cartons at a time. hes kinda weird and anti social as well. he wears all gray gnome clothing and doesnt talk much. he is very grumpy and doesnt like anyone except stoned white. he can usualy be seen in the back of the group smoking a cigarette by himself. smoky is also older than most of the gnomes having very rinkly skin and a very deep rough voice. smoky caughs often and gets extremly fed up with the other gnome's antics, in particular giggly and forgetful.
Giggly is the youngest and the smallest of all the gnomes. his head is bald and he only has hair on his chin. he has an extremly high pitched voice, is very hyper and never stops giggling. he is very immature and is the obvious clown of the group. some elves get fed up with his bullshit, some laughs and encourage it, and some laughs but also get annoyed. giggly carries pink balloons, laughing gas and a cracker. he is seen taking a wippet about every 5minutes. giggly also has a serious case of adhd and giggly also craves attention.
Trippy eats as many "magic" mushrooms as he can find on the ground of the mushroom forrest. he hallucinates and is stuck in a psychedelic trip 100% of the time. his eyes have spinning spirals in them, he has sloppy facial hair, and extremly long, dirty, and wavy hair. he wears extremly bright, trippy colored gnome clothing. trippy has rapid mood swings and unpredictable antics. just like hazy, due to his extreme drug use he is very unfunctionable. trippy is always in his own little bubble or world. he often says extremey trippy and bizzare things, and is usually very confused. sometimes he can be relaxed and calm, sometimes he can be spacy, and sometimes he can be ridiciously paranoid. trippy is the crazy insane one.
Cutty has a latin accent and an extremly long curly mustache. he is a coke head who can always be seen with a 100 dollar bill behind his ear.he never sleeps. ever. he is very smart and very sneaky. cutty carries a knife, a sword, and loves to hunt. he is really the only dangerous or violent gnome. he is also sometimes violent with the other gnomes and violent with stoned white. cutty wears all black, a black zorro-like mask black clothes, a black cap, and black boots. he is always coked out and his eyes are always mving. cutty always has something on his mind. although he is the smallest in size next to giggly, cutty is by far the most intimidating gnome.
forgetful cant remember shit. he is completly unreliable and unproductive. this is due to heavy alcohol consumption and pot use as well as just natural stupidity. sometimes he forgets the names of the other gnomes. hes a very slow learner with horrific short term memory and lack of common sense. he has a brown beard little eyes, and a big nose. he stumbles and slouch walks. he drinks vodka like its water and also enjoys smoking joints. he has huge buck teeth and his eye browes remianed raised. forgetfuls just a dumbass, he gets under everyones skin because of how irresponsibe he is. he has a hard time doin a task without getting drunk before he does it.
bud is the wizard of the group. bud acts as the leader of group because he is the oldest and wisest. he is somewhat chubby and fairly resembles santa clause with a white furry beard and big white eye browes. bud always has a sherlock holms pipe hanging out his mouth which he smokes hashish out of. bud blows perfect o's and talks with great authority and might, like a god or like a great scorcerer. bud has a big belly and usually leads the gnomes. he enjoys reading, smoking hashish and pondering about life.

stoned white is just a ho. with an amazing body and a pretty face, she is also always really really high and stupid. she lives with the gnomes and instead of having a boyfriend or huband she chooses to share 11 gnomes. all the gnomes love her and pretect her and make sweet love to her.




what do u guys think so far?

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Old 06-13-2009, 09:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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reactions to this thread from :00 after seeing it and on...

:00 wtf is this dude thinking

:05 ok he actually went to quite a bit of work to come up with this shit

:14 ok those names are pretty funny but still wtf

:25 unsure what my reaction should be so i made a timeline
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i realize you went to a lot of trouble to write all that but this is the worst idea i've ever heard
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Old 06-14-2009, 07:01 AM   #9 (permalink)
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that show would suck.

think about actually watching it
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it's hard to say if it'll be good or not
but you put alot of effort into it
now come up with some plots
you'll run outta ideas for plots
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its called stoned white and the 11 gnomes.
its about a slutty wasted girl named stoned white.
she lives in the mushroom forrest. she hangs out with 11 gnomes. they take turns with her and sometimes have orgy's. the show is a trippy cartoon with bright colors and designs and backgrounds. the show would be on some channel like adult swim or showtime or something, and its on late at night. obviously rated "r" or "mature". each 60 minute episode always centers around an extremly hilarious, trippy, and crazy plot. each gnome is different in his very own way.
they are: Lazy, Blazy, Hazy, Munchy, Thizzy, Smokey, Giggly, Trippy, Cutty, Forgetful, and Bud.


lazy obviosuly is very lazy. he is very unproductive and unmotivated. his hobbies include rolling blunts, smoking blunts, sleeping and stretching. lazy doesnt like to move and is also very much out of shpae. hes chubby and slow. lazy laughs alot and is also kind of a joker because hes always high. hes selfish and really only cares about himself and his blunts. lazy has a curly grayish beard and a very large nose. he talks very slowly and frequently uses the word "man"
blazy is quite smooth, he is the "cool guy" of the group, getting the most action with stoned white. his eyes always remain extremly bloodshot, and he usually has a smirk on his face. blazy is very quick and athletic, unlike most of the other gnomes. he's a bit cocky, but he is also clever whitty and brave. blazy carries a bong everywhere he goes and hits it frequently. he is young and has a brown scruffy beard.
Hazy is an opiate addict. he carries a backpack full of opium poppies which he eats raw. unaware of his soroundings, he is completly unfunctionable and spaced out 100% of the time. he has big droopy eyes and cheeks, always has his mouth hanging open and often drools. hazy slurs his words and mumbles, making everything he says difficult to comprehend. hazy also has trouble standing up straight and walking. he often stumbles and eventually passes out. hazy often stairs into space for hours.hazy gets the least amount of action from stoned white.
Munchy is by far the tallest and the heaviest of all the gnomes. he is extremly obese because he eats alot of food. munchy, also a pothead, carries a backpack pull of meals, snacks, and eatables. he eats eatables constantly causing him to be extremly high, which just makes him hungry for more and more eatables. munchy has a very round face and a huge belly. his cheeks are very big and he has a a grayish little beard. theres often food in his beard. munchy is outgoing and often laughs with an idiotic chuckle. he is also physically as well as mentally slow. munchy often farts and burps, making him obnoxious at times. stoned white isnt very attracted to mucnhy so she only gets with him when shes extremly fucked up.
Thizzy is the only black gnome. he has a black beard and an afro (wears his cap ontop of the afro) thizzy wears extremly baggy clothes as well as lots of golden jewelry and sunglasses. thizzy carries a large boombox in which he slaps his "hyphy" music. thizzy also carries an enormous surplus of thizzles (ecstasy) in which he pops as if they were skittles. he is under the the influence of ecstasy most of time and is often seen grinding his teeth or making a thizz face. he is tall and skinny and is also a pimp. he has 2 little fairys who are his hoes than go everywhere with him. when hes not getting it on with stoned white hes usually with his fairys.
Smokey is a chain smoker who carries mutiple cartons at a time. hes kinda weird and anti social as well. he wears all gray gnome clothing and doesnt talk much. he is very grumpy and doesnt like anyone except stoned white. he can usualy be seen in the back of the group smoking a cigarette by himself. smoky is also older than most of the gnomes having very rinkly skin and a very deep rough voice. smoky caughs often and gets extremly fed up with the other gnome's antics, in particular giggly and forgetful.
Giggly is the youngest and the smallest of all the gnomes. his head is bald and he only has hair on his chin. he has an extremly high pitched voice, is very hyper and never stops giggling. he is very immature and is the obvious clown of the group. some elves get fed up with his bullshit, some laughs and encourage it, and some laughs but also get annoyed. giggly carries pink balloons, laughing gas and a cracker. he is seen taking a wippet about every 5minutes. giggly also has a serious case of adhd and giggly also craves attention.
Trippy eats as many "magic" mushrooms as he can find on the ground of the mushroom forrest. he hallucinates and is stuck in a psychedelic trip 100% of the time. his eyes have spinning spirals in them, he has sloppy facial hair, and extremly long, dirty, and wavy hair. he wears extremly bright, trippy colored gnome clothing. trippy has rapid mood swings and unpredictable antics. just like hazy, due to his extreme drug use he is very unfunctionable. trippy is always in his own little bubble or world. he often says extremey trippy and bizzare things, and is usually very confused. sometimes he can be relaxed and calm, sometimes he can be spacy, and sometimes he can be ridiciously paranoid. trippy is the crazy insane one.
Cutty has a latin accent and an extremly long curly mustache. he is a coke head who can always be seen with a 100 dollar bill behind his ear.he never sleeps. ever. he is very smart and very sneaky. cutty carries a knife, a sword, and loves to hunt. he is really the only dangerous or violent gnome. he is also sometimes violent with the other gnomes and violent with stoned white. cutty wears all black, a black zorro-like mask black clothes, a black cap, and black boots. he is always coked out and his eyes are always mving. cutty always has something on his mind. although he is the smallest in size next to giggly, cutty is by far the most intimidating gnome.
forgetful cant remember shit. he is completly unreliable and unproductive. this is due to heavy alcohol consumption and pot use as well as just natural stupidity. sometimes he forgets the names of the other gnomes. hes a very slow learner with horrific short term memory and lack of common sense. he has a brown beard little eyes, and a big nose. he stumbles and slouch walks. he drinks vodka like its water and also enjoys smoking joints. he has huge buck teeth and his eye browes remianed raised. forgetfuls just a dumbass, he gets under everyones skin because of how irresponsibe he is. he has a hard time doin a task without getting drunk before he does it.
bud is the wizard of the group. bud acts as the leader of group because he is the oldest and wisest. he is somewhat chubby and fairly resembles santa clause with a white furry beard and big white eye browes. bud always has a sherlock holms pipe hanging out his mouth which he smokes hashish out of. bud blows perfect o's and talks with great authority and might, like a god or like a great scorcerer. bud has a big belly and usually leads the gnomes. he enjoys reading, smoking hashish and pondering about life.

stoned white is just a ho. with an amazing body and a pretty face, she is also always really really high and stupid. she lives with the gnomes and instead of having a boyfriend or huband she chooses to share 11 gnomes. all the gnomes love her and pretect her and make sweet love to her.




what do u guys think so far?
it might make a good web series
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there would be a better tv show of my uneventful life.

at least its not lowest common denominator, dumbed down, stoner crap. trippy faries and mushrooms and godawful puns for names.

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I am not going to read all that.
I can't beleive you wasted all of your time coming up with that.
lame brah
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Take ur idea and run with it, you never know what could happen until you try. Even if it fails miserably it will still be a great learning experience.

So you got characters now you need scenes

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