unofficial elephant tusk price thread

kitch · 06-18-2009, 10:28 PM

how good are your black market connections? I get pure uncut African Elephant tusks for no more than $400 and don't bother buying them if they're less than 12 feet.

Black Rhino horns are about $130 a piece, and Dragon Bones go for 33 cents a pound.

maszac · 06-18-2009, 10:45 PM

bwehahahahahahhhahah haahhahhaha

'tis just a dream of mine to be able to say that.

stonerkid · 06-18-2009, 10:55 PM

..........dragon bones you say?

kingmotherfuckinmidas · 06-18-2009, 10:59 PM

my dragon bone dealer is a yeti.

José · 06-18-2009, 11:02 PM

heh you mean, the illegal stuff? what if you have stuff that's old when it wasn't illegal? is that shit valuable? particularly quality statues.

kitch · 06-18-2009, 11:08 PM

Eagle skulls are about $200 a piece for the nice ones, but we've got plenty of Orca blood, just $5 a gallon.

Sugar420 · 06-18-2009, 11:10 PM

oh i need a new snow leopard coat, i burned a hole in the old one

al-Mu'akhkhir · 06-18-2009, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

heh you mean, the illegal stuff? what if you have stuff that's old when it wasn't illegal? is that shit valuable? particularly quality statues.

good luck selling it... doofus.

tedkennedy · 06-19-2009, 07:33 AM

i like where this is going...

crookedhatinator45 · 06-19-2009, 10:46 AM

no gryphons? i'm surprised waves hasn't requested one yet.

pacman · 06-19-2009, 11:11 AM

yo hook me up with some ostrich eggs. none of that emu shit this time. im talkin wild african ass ostrich

kitch · 06-19-2009, 11:29 AM

Giant Panda ovaries just hit the street around here, they're $60/pair right now, gonna wait til the price goes down.

Grieves · 06-19-2009, 11:46 AM

I need 7 quarts of elf semen, 2 ounces of shaved tiger's eye, and a dalup of the earwax of an albino black rhino...got a quote for me kitch...?

kitch · 06-19-2009, 12:01 PM

hey hey grieves, hold up there, I'm not selling any of this stuff. This thread is for information purposes only. And anyway, ya know how many elves you'd have to jerk off to get 7 quarts of semen?

José · 06-19-2009, 12:07 PM

you think I could get like 16 golden eagles feet?

bongobongo · 06-19-2009, 12:07 PM

kitch, wut if im a elephant and i haz a tusk i want to sell to you for blackmarket price

kitch · 06-19-2009, 12:11 PM

As a general rule I try not to deal with elephants, they're always trying to steal your peanuts with their trunks.

bongobongo · 06-19-2009, 12:15 PM

I LIKe A PEANUTS

!!!!!!

seattle420lover · 06-19-2009, 02:41 PM

that is spelled P-NUT

YouTube - P-Nut Bass Solo

Krunk · 06-19-2009, 02:54 PM

expensive, but i can get raw adamantium ore for $25/lb

06-18-2009, 10:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
kingmotherfuckinmidas hps God Bless Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: on mars, under a rock, with my fingers in my ear Posts: 1,383 Thanks: 37 Thanked 40 Times in 33 Posts	my dragon bone dealer is a yeti. __________________ none like us, so none like us. i got a real problem with stealing from whores.

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tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,229 Thanks: 71 Thanked 585 Times in 364 Posts	i like where this is going... __________________ matthew munari

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,107 Times in 1,708 Posts	I need 7 quarts of elf semen, 2 ounces of shaved tiger's eye, and a dalup of the earwax of an albino black rhino...got a quote for me kitch...? __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 915 Thanks: 1,458 Thanked 266 Times in 162 Posts	bwehahahahahahhhahah haahhahhaha 'tis just a dream of mine to be able to say that.

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José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	heh you mean, the illegal stuff? what if you have stuff that's old when it wasn't illegal? is that shit valuable? particularly quality statues.

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José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	you think I could get like 16 golden eagles feet?

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