slapstick

My dad is a mason.
its pretty much a dog and pony show.

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nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM

"well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

Kishar

your dad lays block? i bet he's got some pipes, most masons do.

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Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"

slapstick

my dad smokes about 4 times as much as I do.
unless you meant lungs, then no. he's weak in his old age. man's pushing 65.

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"well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

seattle420lover

oh yeah but my dad is dead
his name was BUD GOOD! and I only saw him till I was 4
he died
FROM suicide
right before my little brother was born

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dubtrice

i like how every associates the 13 stars, arrows, branches, etc on the dollar bill with being "unlucky" or having to do with "the devil"... as if completely ignoring the fact that there were 13 colonies that started the US... even funnier when they associate the 13 colonies with some big undercover scam shit; like the founders planned everything out from the number of colonies to the dollar bill to the layout of the monuments created years later...

Kishar

"pipes" a.k.a biceps.

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Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"

Burner of trees

fuck people who wear caps!

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Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember)

Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

aft3rsh0kk

sso which alt were youi

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I wish you would, meet that WOOD, in the hood

The Rev

This thread brings lulz.



The Rev

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clive

this storys hilarious.

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i love ganj

yeah that was a joke

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anitablaze

so i was like. minding my own fucking business the other day. and some fucking 2 year old kept staring at me on the bus. i kicked the shit outta that motherfucking cuntscab.


then i stole its suckie.

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crookedhatinator45

was this the same guy that did the one about beating up his girlfriend's OBGYN after learning what an OBGYN was and that her's was a dude?

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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears" you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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