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Old 06-22-2009, 07:30 PM   #41 (permalink)
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My dad is a mason.
its pretty much a dog and pony show.
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Old 06-22-2009, 07:50 PM   #42 (permalink)
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your dad lays block? i bet he's got some pipes, most masons do.
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So, if a stranger walked up to you and poured pebble like seeds into your hand and then said, plant them and your harvest can be made into rope cloth or paper, it could help the sick or intoxicate. What would you say?
Would you keep the seeds or chuck them away?


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Old 06-22-2009, 08:07 PM   #43 (permalink)
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my dad smokes about 4 times as much as I do.
unless you meant lungs, then no. he's weak in his old age. man's pushing 65.
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:14 PM   #44 (permalink)
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oh yeah but my dad is dead
his name was BUD GOOD! and I only saw him till I was 4
he died
FROM suicide
right before my little brother was born
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:15 PM   #45 (permalink)
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i like how every associates the 13 stars, arrows, branches, etc on the dollar bill with being "unlucky" or having to do with "the devil"... as if completely ignoring the fact that there were 13 colonies that started the US... even funnier when they associate the 13 colonies with some big undercover scam shit; like the founders planned everything out from the number of colonies to the dollar bill to the layout of the monuments created years later...
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:34 PM   #46 (permalink)
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my dad smokes about 4 times as much as I do.
unless you meant lungs, then no. he's weak in his old age. man's pushing 65.
"pipes" a.k.a biceps.
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So, if a stranger walked up to you and poured pebble like seeds into your hand and then said, plant them and your harvest can be made into rope cloth or paper, it could help the sick or intoxicate. What would you say?
Would you keep the seeds or chuck them away?


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Old 06-22-2009, 09:48 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2010, 11:55 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2010, 07:27 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2010, 07:41 AM   #50 (permalink)
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this storys hilarious.
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Old 01-26-2010, 11:54 AM   #51 (permalink)
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yeah that was a joke
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Old 01-26-2010, 01:57 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2010, 02:47 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2010, 10:34 PM   #54 (permalink)
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so i was like. minding my own fucking business the other day. and some fucking 2 year old kept staring at me on the bus. i kicked the shit outta that motherfucking cuntscab.


then i stole its suckie.
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Old 01-26-2010, 10:40 PM   #55 (permalink)
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was this the same guy that did the one about beating up his girlfriend's OBGYN after learning what an OBGYN was and that her's was a dude?
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