Legen...dary!

i was at the bus stop with my friend and we saw this port-a-john that was much bigger than me (he looked like he had about 100 cubic feet), anyway when he looked over at us my friend asked him what he was looking at and he was like hey man, come shit in me... i said hey that sounds like a great idea i gotta shit real bad and walked over to him and opened his door. my friend said you can do it man. so when i bent down to Geeno i pushed hard, but it wouldn't come out then i pushed and pushed so hard and it finally came out and when went to wipe my ass the paper was red and it looked like my ass was pissing out blood.

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Time is a matter of fact
when it's gone
it'll never come back

Waves

there is some serious shit goin down today man i dont man i dont know

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On this life that we call home
The years go fast and the days go so slow

Kishar

^ the only thing that's going down is your lips around some CACK!

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Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"

osirus2020

You mean cock?

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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

Kishar

why yes indeed i mean cock but i say it CACK while thrusting my mandible down and to the left....ya CACKSAKKA.

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Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"

the-who?

confizzled

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Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

Waves

leave it to kishar to gay up a thread

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On this life that we call home
The years go fast and the days go so slow

Kishar

it was already gay after the second post, i just added to the gayness.

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Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"

Waves

mmhmm i think u are the one who is gay what about that

gay gay mcgayster

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On this life that we call home
The years go fast and the days go so slow

Geeno

I actually took an insane shit today

One of those like 50/50 diarheas where like it all shoots out, no logs, but instead of dispersing clumps up into a giant ball

then i got to work and my manager told me he had solid shit for the first time in 5 days

goddamn solstice

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maszac

bwehahahahaha

i had a shit today that looked like a giant wasabi pea.

cantSEEme

next time i poop, ill take notes and report back here.

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maszac

why the hell havent you been doing this?

freepoopreport.com

cantSEEme

usually after a #2, i go #3 and forget what i was doing previously.

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maszac

ohhhh ewwwwwww

pacman

my shits been on the fritz too