shit the shit out of this shit today

Legen...dary! · 06-22-2009, 02:58 PM

i was at the bus stop with my friend and we saw this port-a-john that was much bigger than me (he looked like he had about 100 cubic feet), anyway when he looked over at us my friend asked him what he was looking at and he was like hey man, come shit in me... i said hey that sounds like a great idea i gotta shit real bad and walked over to him and opened his door. my friend said you can do it man. so when i bent down to Geeno i pushed hard, but it wouldn't come out then i pushed and pushed so hard and it finally came out and when went to wipe my ass the paper was red and it looked like my ass was pissing out blood.

Waves · 06-22-2009, 02:58 PM

there is some serious shit goin down today man i dont man i dont know

Kishar · 06-22-2009, 03:50 PM

^ the only thing that's going down is your lips around some CACK!

osirus2020 · 06-22-2009, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kishar

^ the only thing that's going down is your lips around some CACK!

You mean cock?

Kishar · 06-22-2009, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by osirus2020

You mean cock?

why yes indeed i mean cock but i say it CACK while thrusting my mandible down and to the left....ya CACKSAKKA.

the-who? · 06-22-2009, 05:20 PM

confizzled

Waves · 06-22-2009, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kishar

^ the only thing that's going down is your lips around some CACK!

leave it to kishar to gay up a thread

Kishar · 06-22-2009, 05:54 PM

it was already gay after the second post, i just added to the gayness.

Waves · 06-22-2009, 06:13 PM

mmhmm i think u are the one who is gay what about that

gay gay mcgayster

Geeno · 06-22-2009, 06:24 PM

I actually took an insane shit today

One of those like 50/50 diarheas where like it all shoots out, no logs, but instead of dispersing clumps up into a giant ball

then i got to work and my manager told me he had solid shit for the first time in 5 days

goddamn solstice

maszac · 06-22-2009, 06:29 PM

bwehahahahaha

i had a shit today that looked like a giant wasabi pea.

cantSEEme · 06-22-2009, 06:32 PM

next time i poop, ill take notes and report back here.

maszac · 06-22-2009, 06:37 PM

why the hell havent you been doing this?

freepoopreport.com

cantSEEme · 06-22-2009, 06:38 PM

usually after a #2, i go #3 and forget what i was doing previously.

maszac · 06-22-2009, 06:42 PM

ohhhh ewwwwwww

pacman · 06-22-2009, 10:52 PM

my shits been on the fritz too

06-22-2009, 02:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Legen...dary! YaHookan Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 119 Thanks: 68 Thanked 30 Times in 20 Posts	shit the shit out of this shit today i was at the bus stop with my friend and we saw this port-a-john that was much bigger than me (he looked like he had about 100 cubic feet), anyway when he looked over at us my friend asked him what he was looking at and he was like hey man, come shit in me... i said hey that sounds like a great idea i gotta shit real bad and walked over to him and opened his door. my friend said you can do it man. so when i bent down to Geeno i pushed hard, but it wouldn't come out then i pushed and pushed so hard and it finally came out and when went to wipe my ass the paper was red and it looked like my ass was pissing out blood. __________________ Time is a matter of fact when it's gone it'll never come back

06-22-2009, 02:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,475 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,021 Times in 2,219 Posts	there is some serious shit goin down today man i dont man i dont know __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

06-22-2009, 03:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,201 Thanks: 117 Thanked 197 Times in 137 Posts	^ the only thing that's going down is your lips around some CACK! __________________ So, if a stranger walked up to you and poured pebble like seeds into your hand and then said, plant them and your harvest can be made into rope cloth or paper, it could help the sick or intoxicate. What would you say? Would you keep the seeds or chuck them away? RollREDRoll

06-22-2009, 05:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 934 Thanks: 15 Thanked 161 Times in 118 Posts	confizzled __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

06-22-2009, 05:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,201 Thanks: 117 Thanked 197 Times in 137 Posts	it was already gay after the second post, i just added to the gayness. __________________ So, if a stranger walked up to you and poured pebble like seeds into your hand and then said, plant them and your harvest can be made into rope cloth or paper, it could help the sick or intoxicate. What would you say? Would you keep the seeds or chuck them away? RollREDRoll

06-22-2009, 06:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,475 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,021 Times in 2,219 Posts	mmhmm i think u are the one who is gay what about that gay gay mcgayster __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

06-22-2009, 06:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 872 Thanks: 1,344 Thanked 224 Times in 142 Posts	bwehahahahaha i had a shit today that looked like a giant wasabi pea.

06-22-2009, 06:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	next time i poop, ill take notes and report back here. __________________

06-22-2009, 06:37 PM	#13 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 872 Thanks: 1,344 Thanked 224 Times in 142 Posts	why the hell havent you been doing this? freepoopreport.com

06-22-2009, 06:38 PM	#14 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	usually after a #2, i go #3 and forget what i was doing previously. __________________

06-22-2009, 06:42 PM	#15 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 872 Thanks: 1,344 Thanked 224 Times in 142 Posts	ohhhh ewwwwwww

06-22-2009, 10:52 PM	#16 (permalink)
pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	my shits been on the fritz too

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