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Old 06-23-2009, 09:41 PM   #21 (permalink)
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i dont see how a tree can smell like cum considering the makeup of semen is determined by what a person consumes.


i for one have never seen or smelled these trees.
I concur on both counts.
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:44 PM   #22 (permalink)
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i prefer the bushes that smell like vaginas.
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:53 PM   #23 (permalink)
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^lol

I can't say I know what cum smells like. Really, how often do you find yourself in a situation where you can actually smell your own cum?
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:54 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2009, 10:21 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I can't say I know what cum smells like. Really, how often do you find yourself in a situation where you can actually smell your own cum?
youve never beaten your meat and got some surprise on your hand....
then... just.. had... to... sniff.... omg eww!
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Old 06-23-2009, 10:26 PM   #26 (permalink)
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its pretty pungent... i don't see how you can claim that you ain't smelled it.
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Old 06-23-2009, 10:39 PM   #27 (permalink)
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especially when men are nutting in your face all the time
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Old 06-23-2009, 10:41 PM   #28 (permalink)
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hey man can i haz some catsup?
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Old 06-23-2009, 10:43 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2009, 11:51 PM   #30 (permalink)
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wheres the part where you pull over?
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Old 06-24-2009, 02:04 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 04:22 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 10:18 AM   #33 (permalink)
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i dont see how a tree can smell like cum considering the makeup of semen is determined by what a person consumes.


i for one have never seen or smelled these trees.
It's not like direct jizz, it's more like going downstairs for a glass of water after fucking someone, and coming back to that "sex smell" in the room. Trees be fuckin on yo lawn.
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Old 06-24-2009, 10:27 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I get this a lot when I'm driving down one particular stretch of road near my house...glad there's a scientific explanation and that I'm not just spontaneously conjuring up jizz smell in my brain (although that's definitely another possibility.
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its pretty pungent... i don't see how you can claim that you ain't smelled it.
I'm not even kidding. I'm afraid now, that if I do smell it, I'm always going to think of trees when I cum

It seems like my room never stinks of sex, even after a good boning session. It's always got this stale scent, I'm not sure what it is really. It's not smoke, or beer, or people, just a smell.
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Old 06-24-2009, 10:58 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2009, 12:29 PM   #37 (permalink)
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It's always got this stale scent, I'm not sure what it is really. It's not smoke, or beer, or people, just a smell.
you should open up your windows and air that shit out once in a while.
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It seems like my room never stinks of sex, even after a good boning session. It's always got this stale scent, I'm not sure what it is really. It's not smoke, or beer, or people, just a smell.
Are you by any chance a senior?
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I'm not even kidding. I'm afraid now, that if I do smell it, I'm always going to think of trees when I cum

It seems like my room never stinks of sex, even after a good boning session. It's always got this stale scent, I'm not sure what it is really. It's not smoke, or beer, or people, just a smell.
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