the smell of cum while driving...

Kishar · 06-23-2009, 04:20 PM

ok for you who live in the midwest... when im driving everyonce in awhile i'll get a strong smell cum. you know how when you pass a dead animal especially a deer they stink to high heaven...this is the same but it's the pungent smell of cum.

i've been told it's sycamore trees....anyone ever have this pleasant experience?

Waves · 06-23-2009, 04:22 PM

jesus christ dude

you accuse me of making shitty threads, seriously?

go lick your cum trees you sick bastard

crookedhatinator45 · 06-23-2009, 04:42 PM

it's too late waves, he already did. you know he's out there like a hound on the scent trying to track it down.

dubtrice · 06-23-2009, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Kishar

i've been told it's sycamore trees....anyone ever have this pleasant experience?

Its the trees dude.

I used to have a real big one out in front of my apartments, we finally traced the cum stank back to that tree.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 06-23-2009, 04:48 PM

holy shit lemme break out the popcorn for this one..

Brando56894 · 06-23-2009, 04:50 PM

this is quite possibly the most random thread title ever....

Canuck Wisdom · 06-23-2009, 04:50 PM

I dont think I can remember the smell... or if I even know it.

I probably do tho, would recognize it if it was about. I know my own crotch smell, but thats different.

dubtrice · 06-23-2009, 04:55 PM

its like pneumonia and bleach; but it doesn't kill you

Flamingnun · 06-23-2009, 04:55 PM

yeah weirdly enough my mate used to have a "cum tree" at his house, we found one the other day and lol'd about it. Glad to know there's moar out there naturally, and not just select trees getting sodomised.

The Rev · 06-23-2009, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

jesus christ dude

you accuse me of making shitty threads, seriously?

go lick your cum trees you sick bastard

The Rev

dubtrice · 06-23-2009, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flamingnun

Glad to know there's moar out there naturally, and not just select trees getting sodomised.

LMAO!!

José · 06-23-2009, 05:00 PM

I never related the smell to cum so much as evaporated spit/saliva.

It's like god just sneezed outside and you can't get away from the smell.

But yes, it's the trees. I forget the name...

Cerpin Taxt · 06-23-2009, 05:04 PM

I thought this would be about a lady friend making the wrong choice in a road-head finale.

cantSEEme · 06-23-2009, 05:17 PM

i thought this would be about kishar masturbating to truckers on the highway

Dr. Drew · 06-23-2009, 05:20 PM

pussy willows?

pacman · 06-23-2009, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kishar

ok for you who live in the midwest... when im driving everyonce in awhile i'll get a strong smell cum. you know how when you pass a dead animal especially a deer they stink to high heaven...this is the same but it's the pungent smell of cum.

i've been told it's sycamore trees....anyone ever have this pleasant experience?

wipe your lip you brokeback bitch. you gots a hitler

José · 06-23-2009, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Drew

pussy willows?

LOL!!!

here they are....

TGWOOfY: Trees That Smell Like...Uh, Well, Like...

Quote:

The following spring, now surrounded by my closest friends -I had known them for 19 whole months at that point after all- I had the guts to wonder aloud about the smell. It was a short conversation which went something like:

Greazy Tony: Don't those trees smell an awful lot like...
Everyone Else: Cum? I know, what is that about!?!

al-Mu'akhkhir · 06-23-2009, 06:21 PM

i dont see how a tree can smell like cum considering the makeup of semen is determined by what a person consumes.

i for one have never seen or smelled these trees.

dubtrice · 06-23-2009, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by al-Mu'akhkhir

i dont see how a tree can smell like cum considering the makeup of semen is determined by what a person consumes.

i for one have never seen or smelled these trees.

seriously, once you get a whiff of the tree, you know, right off the bat... thats the jizz tree

im cereal

al-Mu'akhkhir · 06-23-2009, 07:05 PM

try drinking some fruit smoothies, bitches will pay you to let them swallow that shit.

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