Why can't I get roles like this?

~1~ · 06-23-2009, 06:23 PM

Awesome gig for young star to be.

pacman · 06-23-2009, 06:33 PM

thats awesome! i would do it too.

dubtrice · 06-23-2009, 06:33 PM

holy shit I would do that for free...

but man thats really fucked up...

José · 06-23-2009, 06:37 PM

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

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or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 06-23-2009, 07:04 PM

dubtrice · 06-23-2009, 07:09 PM

omg... shitfuckafghahg OMG!! Im at a loss for words.... I want that oreo

my_scatterheart · 06-23-2009, 07:24 PM

I want to put them all back together and then wave them in milk.
So I could consume them properly.

myxomatosis · 06-23-2009, 07:26 PM

Who the hell only waves them in milk? You gotta kinda hold it there till it gets good and saturated.

cantSEEme · 06-23-2009, 07:30 PM

whats the point of even putting the oreo cookie ends on that?

Dr. Drew · 06-23-2009, 07:39 PM

thats like thirty sixish oreos nigga..

And I would love to play dat role, i'd merc the dog for goddamn 5 hundo.

José · 06-23-2009, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

I want to put them all back together and then wave them in milk.
So I could consume them properly.

you should work at the DMV, you know that?

dubtrice · 06-23-2009, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Drew

thats like thirty sixish oreos nigga..

17/18th from bottom is questionable

Dr. Drew · 06-23-2009, 07:53 PM

Yeah I had trouble with that one./

myxomatosis · 06-23-2009, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

you should work at the DMV, you know that?

You must have a hell of a DMV because the people here don't seem concerned at all with proper procedure or order.

m0rb1d · 06-23-2009, 08:31 PM

oh wow.
who ever does this should save this original message for blackmailing purposes in the future for more money.

José · 06-23-2009, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myxomatosis

You must have a hell of a DMV because the people here don't seem concerned at all with proper procedure or order.

should I just have said bureaucrat instead?

pacman · 06-23-2009, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by al-Mu'akhkhir

me and a buddy did that once. the cream was too intense to eat so we threw it at someones window...and it was there for days!

myxomatosis · 06-23-2009, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

should I just have said bureaucrat instead?

Should have probably just not made a shitty joke.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 06-23-2009, 11:12 PM

oh SNAP diggity digggity what

dude my post count is 2,666/111>1!!?1

crookedhatinator45 · 06-23-2009, 11:34 PM

best evar:

"This job is ideal for an actor looking to diversify their role base, or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry."

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