My poor poor herb garden.......

Kishar · 07-04-2009, 06:23 AM

this was my herb garden...

this is the second time in 3 nights i woke up to it looking like this. i stood for it no more.

last night i stood guard with a .22 winchester magnum.

when caught in the act this is the end result....

my_scatterheart · 07-04-2009, 06:36 AM

You're a piece of shit

msicidron · 07-04-2009, 07:45 AM

yeah i hear a great soil trick if theres critters getting at your shit is to fucking slaughter every critter that comes along.

good luck with that fool

myxomatosis · 07-04-2009, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

You're a piece of shit

.

Kishar · 07-04-2009, 08:14 AM

take notice to the 'headshot' that's skill right thurr...3a.m. pitch black from the hip at 10 paces.

Lucas McCain taught me a lot.

**SageTree** · 07-04-2009, 08:29 AM

What was the racoon packing?

Trying to do his thing in a shared environment?

It's probably went after your empty beer bottles you so resposibly put away deadeye.

I have a feeling you just entered a war with your racoon friends, because where there is one there are many. Looks like more sleepless nites for you.

Why don't you try just using a tabasco water mixture and spray it around the pots. The pepper smell detures animals and they can do find another food source.

Way to go man, hopefully you can come up with a less violent means of solving this problem, without shooting a gun, Annie Okley.

Kishar · 07-04-2009, 08:46 AM

yalls a bunch of pussies...coons are dime a dozen 'round here.

**SageTree** · 07-04-2009, 08:47 AM

They SELL racoons where you live in PA????

Never did that down in Franklin County.

my_scatterheart · 07-04-2009, 09:07 AM

Nothing to do with being a pussy so much as you just being a jackass.
As Sageji said, when there's one, there's more. Shooting it is just you being a stupid fuck.
It wont even begin to solve your problem.
Great lesson to teach your kids, oh wait...right...never mind.

Also, major LOL at you thinkin you're a badass because you shot a fuckin raccoon. Whoa, big man amongst us guys.
Ammonia, ammonia, ammonia.

Mikey · 07-04-2009, 09:16 AM

Wow, Yahooka went all PETA on your ass Kishar.
nice shot though.

Flamingnun · 07-04-2009, 09:25 AM

I think the only pussy is kishar for using a .22, break out the .50's. Nice shot though.

Mikey · 07-04-2009, 09:28 AM

what does coors light and fucking a canoe have in common?
they're both close to water!!!

cantSEEme · 07-04-2009, 11:28 AM

you better make a coon-skin hat outta that, kishar.

hit up pharm girls hunting thread for instructions.

pacman · 07-04-2009, 11:34 AM

nice shot. yalls ignant

Cerpin Taxt · 07-04-2009, 11:38 AM

I'd have grabbed some cherry bombs and blackcats to scare the fucker away... dunno if I could bring myself to shooting it in the head.

In any case... BOOM HEADSHOT!!

ionlylooklazy · 07-04-2009, 11:41 AM

u o

crookedhatinator45 · 07-04-2009, 12:09 PM

mothballs keep the critters out.

Mr. Poatheed · 07-04-2009, 12:49 PM

I like all of the ideas that people have listed here.

Especially since they would never work. But maybe that's just on hardened city coons.

my_scatterheart · 07-04-2009, 12:54 PM

I live in the woods.
Ammonia works on our raccoons. Especially since it's summer.

I would imagine if done right it would stop any critter. Pretty unpleasant.

crookedhatinator45 · 07-04-2009, 01:51 PM

^ piece of shit.

ya... ammonia's reeeeeeeaal good for anything with a pulse..

07-04-2009, 06:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,201 Thanks: 117 Thanked 197 Times in 137 Posts	My poor poor herb garden....... this was my herb garden... this is the second time in 3 nights i woke up to it looking like this. i stood for it no more. last night i stood guard with a .22 winchester magnum. when caught in the act this is the end result.... Attached Images __________________ So, if a stranger walked up to you and poured pebble like seeds into your hand and then said, plant them and your harvest can be made into rope cloth or paper, it could help the sick or intoxicate. What would you say? Would you keep the seeds or chuck them away? RollREDRoll

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my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,064 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	You're a piece of shit __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

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msicidron vibing Join Date: May 2007 Location: North America Posts: 959 Thanks: 228 Thanked 153 Times in 120 Posts	yeah i hear a great soil trick if theres critters getting at your shit is to fucking slaughter every critter that comes along. good luck with that fool __________________ \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|

07-04-2009, 08:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,201 Thanks: 117 Thanked 197 Times in 137 Posts	take notice to the 'headshot' that's skill right thurr...3a.m. pitch black from the hip at 10 paces. Lucas McCain taught me a lot. __________________ So, if a stranger walked up to you and poured pebble like seeds into your hand and then said, plant them and your harvest can be made into rope cloth or paper, it could help the sick or intoxicate. What would you say? Would you keep the seeds or chuck them away? RollREDRoll

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,616 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,487 Thanked 5,709 Times in 4,024 Posts	What was the racoon packing? Trying to do his thing in a shared environment? It's probably went after your empty beer bottles you so resposibly put away deadeye. I have a feeling you just entered a war with your racoon friends, because where there is one there are many. Looks like more sleepless nites for you. Why don't you try just using a tabasco water mixture and spray it around the pots. The pepper smell detures animals and they can do find another food source. Way to go man, hopefully you can come up with a less violent means of solving this problem, without shooting a gun, Annie Okley. __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

07-04-2009, 08:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,201 Thanks: 117 Thanked 197 Times in 137 Posts	yalls a bunch of pussies...coons are dime a dozen 'round here. __________________ So, if a stranger walked up to you and poured pebble like seeds into your hand and then said, plant them and your harvest can be made into rope cloth or paper, it could help the sick or intoxicate. What would you say? Would you keep the seeds or chuck them away? RollREDRoll

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,616 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,487 Thanked 5,709 Times in 4,024 Posts	They SELL racoons where you live in PA???? Never did that down in Franklin County. __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right." Last edited by SageTree; 07-04-2009 at 08:55 AM.

07-04-2009, 09:07 AM	#9 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,064 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	Nothing to do with being a pussy so much as you just being a jackass. As Sageji said, when there's one, there's more. Shooting it is just you being a stupid fuck. It wont even begin to solve your problem. Great lesson to teach your kids, oh wait...right...never mind. Also, major LOL at you thinkin you're a badass because you shot a fuckin raccoon. Whoa, big man amongst us guys. Ammonia, ammonia, ammonia. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

07-04-2009, 09:16 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,294 Thanks: 1,080 Thanked 2,013 Times in 1,344 Posts	Wow, Yahooka went all PETA on your ass Kishar. nice shot though. __________________ RIP Gov

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Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,538 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,611 Times in 1,178 Posts	I think the only pussy is kishar for using a .22, break out the .50's. Nice shot though. __________________

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Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,294 Thanks: 1,080 Thanked 2,013 Times in 1,344 Posts	what does coors light and fucking a canoe have in common? they're both close to water!!! __________________ RIP Gov

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cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	you better make a coon-skin hat outta that, kishar. hit up pharm girls hunting thread for instructions. __________________

07-04-2009, 11:34 AM	#14 (permalink)
pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	nice shot. yalls ignant

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Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,222 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 840 Thanked 1,867 Times in 996 Posts	I'd have grabbed some cherry bombs and blackcats to scare the fucker away... dunno if I could bring myself to shooting it in the head. In any case... BOOM HEADSHOT!! __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately, it is not so much that you use your mind wrongly—you usually don't use it at all. It uses you." -Eckhart Tolle -If you try to destroy him to save them, they'll destroy you to save him-

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ionlylooklazy no left turn unstoned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: washington Posts: 3,993 Thanks: 51 Thanked 500 Times in 262 Posts	u o Attached Images

07-04-2009, 12:54 PM	#19 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,064 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	I live in the woods. Ammonia works on our raccoons. Especially since it's summer. I would imagine if done right it would stop any critter. Pretty unpleasant. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

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