do u butt floss?

pacman · 07-05-2009, 06:19 PM

i find it the only way to get truly

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 07-05-2009, 06:22 PM

cake!

Cerpin Taxt · 07-05-2009, 06:36 PM

Nothing justifies butt floss, NEDM!!

Grieves · 07-05-2009, 06:38 PM

only by the tounges of 3ft tall bush bound nymphs...

Über King · 07-05-2009, 06:52 PM

aw man i just ate some cake

cantSEEme · 07-05-2009, 06:53 PM

everyone is just gonna vote for cake.

cake > everything else

Grieves · 07-05-2009, 07:26 PM

floss the cake

msicidron · 07-05-2009, 08:18 PM

i butt floss sometimes, but only lightly. (and only fresh out the shower obv)

cake is good also.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 07-05-2009, 08:44 PM

my understanding is that butt floss is a g-string...

can someone enlighten me as to what faggotry you are all referring to?

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 07-05-2009, 09:05 PM

no one really knows. I thought he either means with a towel or a soap bar, I don't know.
but in the meantime, I'm going to eat some cupcakes.

Dr. Drew · 07-05-2009, 09:35 PM

man I wish I had some cake right now.

pacman · 07-05-2009, 09:45 PM

butt floss:

verb. the act of drying off the butt, gooch, and genitals with a towel in a flossing motion

crookedhatinator45 · 07-05-2009, 09:45 PM

what is this ass floss? and what does cake have to do with it?

crookedhatinator45 · 07-05-2009, 09:46 PM

ahhhh, efff that. poooooo towels for the loss

crookedhatinator45 · 07-05-2009, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by al-Mu'akhkhir

my understanding is that butt floss is a g-string...

can someone enlighten me as to what faggotry you are all referring to?

exactly what I was thinking.

stonerkid · 07-05-2009, 09:58 PM

where be da butt cake!?

crookedhatinator45 · 07-05-2009, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herbinator45

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awwsuga23 · 07-06-2009, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herbinator45

what is this ass floss? and what does cake have to do with it?

hahaha ew. i thought u were talking about wearing thongs

The Rev · 07-06-2009, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pacman

butt floss:

verb. the act of drying off the butt, gooch, and genitals with a towel in a flossing motion

Yeah, I do that. There's no way I'm passing up a good time like that. In fact, I like to take my workout towel from the gym, and floss my stanky junk when it's all sweaty and filled with tangleberries. I call that move, Operation Clean Sweep, after the military operation in the movie "Outbreak" where Donald Sutherland wants to blow up an entire town with an air fuel bomb.

YouTube - Triple Fuel Air Bomb Obliterates Home in "World in Conflict"

Yeah, it really IS that good.

The Rev

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07-05-2009, 06:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	do u butt floss? i find it the only way to get truly

07-05-2009, 06:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,182 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 822 Thanked 1,834 Times in 978 Posts	Nothing justifies butt floss, NEDM!! __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately, it is not so much that you use your mind wrongly—you usually don't use it at all. It uses you." -Eckhart Tolle -If you try to destroy him to save them, they'll destroy you to save him-

07-05-2009, 06:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,572 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,877 Thanked 2,541 Times in 1,417 Posts	only by the tounges of 3ft tall bush bound nymphs... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

07-05-2009, 06:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
Über King yabooban Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The ÜK Posts: 2,502 Thanks: 34 Thanked 221 Times in 106 Posts	aw man i just ate some cake __________________ You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? http://vimeo.com/user4038385/videos

07-05-2009, 06:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	cake!

07-05-2009, 06:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	everyone is just gonna vote for cake. cake > everything else __________________

07-05-2009, 07:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,572 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,877 Thanked 2,541 Times in 1,417 Posts	floss the cake __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

07-05-2009, 08:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
msicidron vibing Join Date: May 2007 Location: North America Posts: 959 Thanks: 228 Thanked 153 Times in 120 Posts	i butt floss sometimes, but only lightly. (and only fresh out the shower obv) cake is good also. __________________ \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|

07-05-2009, 08:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	my understanding is that butt floss is a g-string... can someone enlighten me as to what faggotry you are all referring to? __________________

07-05-2009, 09:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	no one really knows. I thought he either means with a towel or a soap bar, I don't know. but in the meantime, I'm going to eat some cupcakes.

07-05-2009, 09:45 PM	#12 (permalink)
pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	butt floss: verb. the act of drying off the butt, gooch, and genitals with a towel in a flossing motion

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