Scamming your employer - Page 3

Cerebro · 07-06-2009, 11:08 PM

when i worked at the bank we had a book called w.o.a.o.n.l.
write off all other non lending
it was the shit
full of 10c, and 53c haha
we'd spend 1/2hr trying to find 2c

al-Mu'akhkhir · 07-06-2009, 11:26 PM

where did those cents come from though?

Cerebro · 07-07-2009, 04:53 AM

some other book

Debaser · 07-07-2009, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by verklingen

toast beats the fuck out of bacon even

Whoa hold up there, now you're talking craziness....sheer craziness!

Mikey · 07-07-2009, 07:20 AM

when these new owners took over the resort i was working at they started pumping hundreds of thousands (probably a few million by now) of dollars into it renovating it and buying new shit for the kitchen the outside new tools, so one day when they were gone I stole the old weed-eater, lawnmower and pressurewasher and they just assumed we didn't have those and bought new ones and I used them on weekends at peoples houses for a few extra bucks

Mikey · 07-07-2009, 07:26 AM

oh and when i worked at this warehouse we had to load shit into truck containers, and where the truck container connects to the door of the building there was like a foot and a half gap so we'd sometimes drop shit on the ground and come get it at the end of the night outside.

and at a gas station i knew these pakistanians had these fake credit cards (they'd come with like hotel cards that would work as a credit card) and I'd let them buy cartons of smokes and I'd get 2 packs out of a carton, or they'd prepay 100$ in gas, pump for 3 bucks and then get the change in cash and I'd get some money out of that too. My friend was the assistant manager so he'd tape over the surveillance tapes too. Oh and I'd let my friends pump gas and drive away and I'd fill out a 'stolen gas report'.

Geeno · 07-07-2009, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verklingen

toast beats the fuck out of bacon even

...

verklingen · 07-07-2009, 08:59 AM

im srs yall

had some toast last night and it wins again

Geeno · 07-07-2009, 09:02 AM

Someone needs to slap this man

verklingen · 07-07-2009, 09:03 AM

everyone knows the best form of bacon is the bacon sandwich

that's already one step away from being toast's bitch

B. · 07-07-2009, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey

when i used to work at a pizza joint, some really dead nights like mondays or tuesdays all deliveries that were called in we didnt ring em in and pocket the cash and hq would just think it was mad dead.
i wasnt in on it though.

I did this also, I was working for a massive chain franchise and I hated the franchisee, he was a massive cock so i didn't care... used to leave 1 item off every order I took for an hour during a busy period, keep tabs on how much over the till would be and put a massive order through for myself and the other staff when it was breaktime... would make sure the till was always still a little over and I did the stocktakes so I just ironed out the stock differences at the end of the shift. I think I may have pocketed the dough* on days when I was skint, but most often I just fed my pizza addiction!

Bacon on toast ftw!

* pun not intended, and I certainly never left the shop with pizza dough about my person.

crookedhatinator45 · 07-07-2009, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Being

well i guess your right. its something like 8 or above or some shit, i know there are laws to be raising it or something. its liveable... technically. but not if you want to live, only survive

and btw, righting shit off on your taxes that you 'needed' for work wins. like new clothes or 'uniforms' or, in the case of my company, you can work from home so a new 'work computer'

when you work from home, you can rent your workspace to yourself. i know you can in canada anyway.

Peace seeker · 07-07-2009, 11:00 AM

during work time i go to the bank to pay bills, do my super market shopping or other errands

when i m there, i usually surf the net, write a novel, fuck around, etc etc

my collegues do pretty much the same. One spends all day logging into bookie sites, the other one does his part time water filter sales from company phones, etc etc

few times a month i also leave early

José · 07-07-2009, 11:11 AM

toast is pretty damn good...

al-Mu'akhkhir · 07-07-2009, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peace seeker

during work time i go to the bank to pay bills, do my super market shopping or other errands

when i m there, i usually surf the net, write a novel, fuck around, etc etc

my collegues do pretty much the same. One spends all day logging into bookie sites, the other one does his part time water filter sales from company phones, etc etc

few times a month i also leave early

lol that is awesome, working two jobs simultaneously? fucking genius!

07-06-2009, 11:26 PM	#42 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	where did those cents come from though? __________________

07-07-2009, 07:20 AM	#45 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,443 Thanks: 1,144 Thanked 2,246 Times in 1,475 Posts	when these new owners took over the resort i was working at they started pumping hundreds of thousands (probably a few million by now) of dollars into it renovating it and buying new shit for the kitchen the outside new tools, so one day when they were gone I stole the old weed-eater, lawnmower and pressurewasher and they just assumed we didn't have those and bought new ones and I used them on weekends at peoples houses for a few extra bucks __________________ RIP Gov

07-07-2009, 07:26 AM	#46 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,443 Thanks: 1,144 Thanked 2,246 Times in 1,475 Posts	oh and when i worked at this warehouse we had to load shit into truck containers, and where the truck container connects to the door of the building there was like a foot and a half gap so we'd sometimes drop shit on the ground and come get it at the end of the night outside. and at a gas station i knew these pakistanians had these fake credit cards (they'd come with like hotel cards that would work as a credit card) and I'd let them buy cartons of smokes and I'd get 2 packs out of a carton, or they'd prepay 100$ in gas, pump for 3 bucks and then get the change in cash and I'd get some money out of that too. My friend was the assistant manager so he'd tape over the surveillance tapes too. Oh and I'd let my friends pump gas and drive away and I'd fill out a 'stolen gas report'. __________________ RIP Gov

07-07-2009, 08:59 AM	#48 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	im srs yall had some toast last night and it wins again __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

07-07-2009, 09:03 AM	#50 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	everyone knows the best form of bacon is the bacon sandwich that's already one step away from being toast's bitch __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

07-07-2009, 11:00 AM	#53 (permalink)
Peace seeker free the herb Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 6,844 Thanks: 773 Thanked 551 Times in 385 Posts	during work time i go to the bank to pay bills, do my super market shopping or other errands when i m there, i usually surf the net, write a novel, fuck around, etc etc my collegues do pretty much the same. One spends all day logging into bookie sites, the other one does his part time water filter sales from company phones, etc etc few times a month i also leave early

07-07-2009, 11:11 AM	#54 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	toast is pretty damn good...

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