have u ever blown a load so big - Page 2

the-who? · 07-09-2009, 10:51 AM

have u ever made up stories about sperm on the internet?

verklingen · 07-09-2009, 11:00 AM

^ yes but lets leave my erotic fanfic out of this k?

Dezzy · 07-09-2009, 11:12 PM

when i was a kid 16 i think my girlfriend at the time gave me head and i cam so much it filled her mouth(she swallowed she was a whore) and she pulled away and it covered half the front of my shirt kind of gross then my mum came and picked me up litterly 1 minute afterwards and i told here my girl dumped a cup of water on me my most impressive one to date LOL

El Coyote · 07-09-2009, 11:17 PM

José · 07-09-2009, 11:33 PM

lol girls that swallow are so goofy

maszac · 07-09-2009, 11:38 PM

i could just go for blowing my wad right now

Geeno · 07-10-2009, 06:31 AM

^yeah a hands free sess would be legit right now

god damn morning boners

slapstick · 07-10-2009, 08:11 AM

^fo sho.

and come on yahooka, you've all tasted it before. don't try and deny it.

Geeno · 07-10-2009, 08:41 AM

^no i havent, homo

pacman · 07-10-2009, 09:18 AM

lol geeno is producing lulz in my thread! can i have yer autograph?

SublimeStylez · 07-10-2009, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapstick

^fo sho.

and come on yahooka, you've all tasted it before. don't try and deny it.

Please get hit by a bus and eliminate yourself from the gene pool.

wellfleation · 07-10-2009, 08:50 PM

Here is a secrete that I discovered in my early 20's. The longer you can hold out the bigger/longer the load spurts. Jerk-off and not cum for an hour and then immediately fuck the shit out of your significant other (eat her out and please her to make you hold out even longer - it's a win win situation). If you are able to achieve this, at least for me, it's like a fire hydrant. Unfortunately timing in most cases is everything.

kingmotherfuckinmidas · 07-10-2009, 08:58 PM

my girl always gets mad when i cum in her hair when i'm aiming for her mouth. really i'm aiming for her eye but it never works out that way.

wellfleation · 07-10-2009, 09:52 PM

I've been married for ten years. My wife will block cum shots. Sorry, but to me, sex is dirty and anything should go. So I try to surprise her!

R1bal · 07-10-2009, 10:07 PM

how good is her blocking??? no field goals for wellfleation?

wellfleation · 07-11-2009, 08:13 PM

She basically grabs it when I pull out (circumcision- don't trust it) and puts her hand in front. When she was less uptight when we were dating and even after a few years of marriage she was less adamant about blockage.

Welcome to marriage and sex.

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verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	^ yes but lets leave my erotic fanfic out of this k? __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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Dezzy NiGGa BoY RoY Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 2,928 Thanks: 12 Thanked 51 Times in 43 Posts	when i was a kid 16 i think my girlfriend at the time gave me head and i cam so much it filled her mouth(she swallowed she was a whore) and she pulled away and it covered half the front of my shirt kind of gross then my mum came and picked me up litterly 1 minute afterwards and i told here my girl dumped a cup of water on me my most impressive one to date LOL __________________ "You want to have sex with The Max" LOL

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slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 332 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	^fo sho. and come on yahooka, you've all tasted it before. don't try and deny it. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

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wellfleation Old School Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Methuen, MASSHOLE Posts: 3,853 Thanks: 195 Thanked 601 Times in 427 Posts	Here is a secrete that I discovered in my early 20's. The longer you can hold out the bigger/longer the load spurts. Jerk-off and not cum for an hour and then immediately fuck the shit out of your significant other (eat her out and please her to make you hold out even longer - it's a win win situation). If you are able to achieve this, at least for me, it's like a fire hydrant. Unfortunately timing in most cases is everything. __________________ FIGHTPOWER Last edited by wellfleation; 07-10-2009 at 08:53 PM.

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José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	lol girls that swallow are so goofy

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maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 915 Thanks: 1,458 Thanked 266 Times in 162 Posts	i could just go for blowing my wad right now

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pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 711 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	lol geeno is producing lulz in my thread! can i have yer autograph?

07-10-2009, 08:58 PM	#33 (permalink)
kingmotherfuckinmidas hps God Bless Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: on mars, under a rock, with my fingers in my ear Posts: 1,383 Thanks: 37 Thanked 40 Times in 33 Posts	my girl always gets mad when i cum in her hair when i'm aiming for her mouth. really i'm aiming for her eye but it never works out that way. __________________ none like us, so none like us. i got a real problem with stealing from whores.

07-10-2009, 09:52 PM	#34 (permalink)
wellfleation Old School Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Methuen, MASSHOLE Posts: 3,853 Thanks: 195 Thanked 601 Times in 427 Posts	I've been married for ten years. My wife will block cum shots. Sorry, but to me, sex is dirty and anything should go. So I try to surprise her! __________________ FIGHTPOWER

07-11-2009, 08:13 PM	#36 (permalink)
wellfleation Old School Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Methuen, MASSHOLE Posts: 3,853 Thanks: 195 Thanked 601 Times in 427 Posts	She basically grabs it when I pull out (circumcision- don't trust it) and puts her hand in front. When she was less uptight when we were dating and even after a few years of marriage she was less adamant about blockage. Welcome to marriage and sex. __________________ FIGHTPOWER

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