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Old 07-07-2009, 06:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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have u ever blown a load so big

that is landed on top of your head?
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Old 07-07-2009, 06:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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N top my head, no. But over the girls head and riht below my head yeah
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Old 07-07-2009, 06:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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no because my penis was in a girl's vagina
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Old 07-07-2009, 07:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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skeet in the hair much pacman?
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Old 07-07-2009, 07:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i have blew a load in a girls mouth so big she stopped and her mouth like exploaded and she made a mess all over me and my bed. another time where my load exploaded, it actually took place in a girls vagina. no condom, and was pretty damn ejoyable
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Old 07-07-2009, 07:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I was laying down and got myself in the ear once.

I chuckled in awe.
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Old 07-07-2009, 07:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i was holding a paper towel out in my left hand jacking with my right and shot it out past on to the carpet and was like sonuvabitch, earlier.
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Old 07-07-2009, 07:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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did she think it was hair gel?
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Old 07-07-2009, 07:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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^Damn straight boy

I haven't ever landed a load on my head, but I've shot loads high enough to. I have an entire life ahead of me to do this, I'm in no hurry.
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Old 07-07-2009, 07:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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once i shot my load through a burning ring of fire.
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:02 PM   #11 (permalink)
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once i shot my load through a burning ring of fire.
Oh yeah? Try threading a needle with it.
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:03 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Wouldn't that have occurred upon ejaculation?
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:05 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Oh yeah? Try threading a needle with it.
sry my loads are too huge to do that with. think peter north and hurricane katrina combined.
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i wish i could dehomeify black people with my trouser torpedos
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:26 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:40 PM   #16 (permalink)
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this one time at band camp i popped a nut so nasty it was a shade of green cuz i hadn't whacked it for so long like 8 months, it had a really pungent odor too.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:50 PM   #17 (permalink)
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that us fycking nasty

die dude,,,,,,,
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Old 07-08-2009, 03:44 AM   #18 (permalink)
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i spunked on my own face before

who hasnt???
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Old 07-08-2009, 10:12 AM   #19 (permalink)
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trust me, ive shot so really big loads and they feel good coming out of my penis!!!!!! KE KE LA LA KO KO
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Old 07-08-2009, 06:14 PM   #20 (permalink)
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i spunked on my own face before

who hasnt???
Giving yourself the facial pop shot. It's the ultimate in auto-erotic degradation.



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