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Old 07-08-2009, 10:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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the trade off

ok, girls get pregnant and have period every month... is it really fair that all guys have to do is walk around with a hard penis every morning lunch dinner and evening?

it seems like guys are getting that fatty end of the deal. could you call a kidney stone a equivalent to childbirth? me and a co worker were going over this.. she just laughed and said "haha theres no fucking way that u getting a boner every morning is a trade off too a period cramps and blood spewing out my gargantuan vagina"


ya so big you can fall into it, WUT WUTTTTTT



gargantuan, i spelled it right the first time



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Old 07-08-2009, 10:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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a blow to the lovespuds is worse than any of that crap that women go through
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Old 07-08-2009, 10:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lol lovespuds
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Old 07-08-2009, 11:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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pics of gargantuan vaj?
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Old 07-08-2009, 11:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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what about knucklechildren
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Old 07-08-2009, 11:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Even though periods are fucking awful, it's still worth it to be a chick. We're so sweet and nurturing (except for the occasional mean little bitch, but I'm talking about nice girls here). And I still stand by my theory that we look WAY hotter naked.

For the record, chicks get kidney stones too.
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Old 07-08-2009, 11:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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yeah womynz are kewl!

im no poet, no philosopher of logic, I can't rhyme and make my feelings conversation oh-no, you controlled my thoughts and my body, pain pain from losing you makes living hard to do. Come back home, oh darlin' come back home. Everything that I've been living for is gone.
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Old 07-08-2009, 11:53 AM   #8 (permalink)
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you obviously haven't seen me naked,

edit:GTFO of here hype you honkeyniggabitch
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Old 07-08-2009, 12:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Even though periods are fucking awful, it's still worth it to be a chick. We're so sweet and nurturing (except for the occasional mean little bitch, but I'm talking about nice girls here). And I still stand by my theory that we look WAY hotter naked.

For the record, chicks get kidney stones too.
yes you do but surely thats an advantage to men, we get to fuck those bodies
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Even though periods are fucking awful, it's still worth it to be a chick. We're so sweet and nurturing (except for the occasional mean little bitch, but I'm talking about nice girls here). And I still stand by my theory that we look WAY hotter naked.

For the record, chicks get kidney stones too.
Women are beautiful creatures, and certainly much hotter naked than men.

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yes you do but surely thats an advantage to men, we get to fuck those bodies
Yes that is quite true.
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:03 PM   #11 (permalink)
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yeah chicks have periods

but guys have to get shit done, thats our trade off

we have to work shitty jobs all our life while women can find a nice dude whos loaded and be off fine

fuck hunting/gathering
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:07 PM   #12 (permalink)
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yeah chicks have periods

but guys have to get shit done, thats our trade off

we have to work shitty jobs all our life while women can find a nice dude whos loaded and be off fine

fuck hunting/gathering
Yeah but at least, as men, we can truly appreciate and revel in the fact that we do get shit done. And then fuck beautiful, female bodies.
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true, but i would much rather be born into money and then fuck finer females than some dude who works 72 hours a week at a manufacturing plant ever will

lifes so unfair sadface
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true, but i would much rather be born into money and then fuck finer females than some dude who works 72 hours a week at a manufacturing plant ever will

lifes so unfair sadface
You can fuck mad bitches no matter how shitty of a job you work. Just because you're not born into money doesn't mean you can't obtain everything that person would. You create your own reality, you just gotta step up your game.
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Old 07-08-2009, 05:11 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Aw yeah, let's get all philosophical up in this bitch O.

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Old 07-08-2009, 06:03 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Women have the option of saying, "Fuck it, I will marry someone with money and let them take care of me for the rest of my life" without any loss of societal respect. Being able to buy your way out of the system with a pair of C's and a smile is a better deal than anything God is ever going to send my way.

Between that, and having a corner on the world pussy supply, leads me to have no sympathy for periodic bleeding and cramps (that marijuana is really great for, BTW).



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Old 07-08-2009, 06:30 PM   #17 (permalink)
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sitting down to pee would suck.

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Old 07-08-2009, 06:34 PM   #18 (permalink)
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^that looks like a really comfortable chair
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Old 07-08-2009, 07:12 PM   #20 (permalink)
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To those of you who say that chicks have the option of marrying into cash and never having to work a day in their lives- keep in mind that not all chicks have that option. I, for one, could never force myself to be with someone just to secure a cushioned life. I'd much rather make my own damned living and choose my mate based on who I actually WANT to be with, and I know there are plenty of chicks who could feel me on that one. In my opinion, the financial stability would not be worth the moral compromise. Everything has a price.
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