Who has never seen a Mexican IRL - Page 2

Man in Black · 07-08-2009, 09:55 PM

lol @ scatter crushing sage's hopes and dreams

**SageTree** · 07-08-2009, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Man in Black

lol @ scatter crushing sage's hopes and dreams

Fuck, no kidding right.

In 7 years I have never heard my wife fart. Ladies got good perestaltic action.

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 07-08-2009, 09:57 PM

omfg scatter hahah that's terrible

**SageTree** · 07-08-2009, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by pacman

watch out

ninja!

She's totally a nija pirate when she is wearing that, to her own testament. So the whole winter she is running around kicking stuff and shouting YAR! ...she has a secret obessesion with eye patches...I have to stop her from poking out her own eye some days she loves them so much

**SageTree** · 07-08-2009, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

silent, but deadly.
dood, green gas style. I'm not playin. While you sleep, she is farting.

I don't know. Lady, she's never curse more than 6 times since I've known here in 7 years, I think she is capable of not farting with skills like that. She IS a goddess after all

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 07-08-2009, 10:00 PM

edit: lol @ ninja pirate

**SageTree** · 07-08-2009, 10:01 PM

Geeno you started this whole thing by asking, now would you come and look?

myxomatosis · 07-08-2009, 10:01 PM

You've really never heard her fart? Scary. I hope she doesn't explode.

Sir-Ex · 07-08-2009, 10:01 PM

lolz

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 07-08-2009, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by myxomatosis

You've really never heard her fart? Scary. I hope she doesn't explode.

I have so many replies to that I don't know which one to say.

**SageTree** · 07-08-2009, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by myxomatosis

You've really never heard her fart? Scary. I hope she doesn't explode.

Why? We balance each other out so well, I've never heard one probably because I"M too busy farting enough for us both

It doesn't mean she doesn't fart, I just said I never heard or smelled one.

Dr. Drew · 07-08-2009, 10:03 PM

I have never seen a mexican.

justa buncha wetbacks, spicks, beaners, and border jumpers.

**SageTree** · 07-08-2009, 10:04 PM

For the love of God, it's not like I said I've never see her go to the bathroom.

Sir-Ex · 07-08-2009, 10:04 PM

My girlfriend farts.

But I'm louder so I still fucking win.

Dr. Drew · 07-08-2009, 10:05 PM

eww grozz you're into that sage?

Sir-Ex · 07-08-2009, 10:07 PM

Hah! Apparently this has never savoured the delightfully methanoic flavours of a freshly pressed loaf

**SageTree** · 07-08-2009, 10:07 PM

Dude you are with some one this long and you stop waiting your turn to use the bathroom, you share it. I didn't say I've seen her go to the bathroom, squatted over my face

pacman · 07-08-2009, 10:10 PM

so you're saying you pee on her while she uses the bathroom?

myxomatosis · 07-08-2009, 10:11 PM

Haha, poor Sage.

Nah brother just saying that's a long time for one to not eek out at the least. Womans got discipline.

**SageTree** · 07-08-2009, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by pacman

so you're saying you pee on her while she uses the bathroom?

Nah like to bush my teeth while she is peeing or whatever.

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Originally Posted by myxomatosis

Haha, poor Sage.

Nah brother just saying that's a long time for one to not eek out at the least. Womans got discipline.

She is a lady of principle. It's totally possible I'm just not listening for it. It's just a fart after all.

It's not like we hide anything from each other, which is worth noting because that would be warped to be scared to fart ect... Believe me, we take pleasure in the domestic life. When you think its cute when she is wearing one your flannles, but to her its just lazy saturday, you know you've are wallowing in domestic splendor.

This year is our 5th wedding anniversery.

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,618 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,487 Thanked 5,710 Times in 4,025 Posts	For the love of God, it's not like I said I've never see her go to the bathroom. __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

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~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	omfg scatter hahah that's terrible

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~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	edit: lol @ ninja pirate

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,469 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,131 Times in 1,874 Posts	My girlfriend farts. But I'm louder so I still fucking win. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,469 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,131 Times in 1,874 Posts	Hah! Apparently this has never savoured the delightfully methanoic flavours of a freshly pressed loaf __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,618 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,487 Thanked 5,710 Times in 4,025 Posts	Dude you are with some one this long and you stop waiting your turn to use the bathroom, you share it. I didn't say I've seen her go to the bathroom, squatted over my face __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

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07-08-2009, 10:11 PM	#39 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 4,121 Thanks: 876 Thanked 884 Times in 574 Posts	Haha, poor Sage. Nah brother just saying that's a long time for one to not eek out at the least. Womans got discipline. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

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