maszac

tell us the name of the damn company so i can apply there.

José

delivering pizzas is almost the best minimum wage job I've ever had though, specially a) cause it's easy b) cause if you actually try, you can make a lot of $/hr with tips!

Dr. Drew

and you put a lot of miles on your car that you can't get back. and polluting the environment by bringing lazy fat fucks their pizza.

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pacman

weed money > environment

José

ROFL!! exactly.

I haven't started the job quite yet but I hear you can get $50 in pocket from tips per night.

that's like an 8th of weed per night if I wish. even though I usually average 3 bowls a day. I'm going to have more weed than I know what to do with.

Silverleaf

yeah well i'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames, you know what i'm saying?

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pacman

im currently taking donations

al-Mu'akhkhir

lol 50 dollar eighth... you're getting ripped off you pussy.


also have you factored in how much you're going to have to spend on gas and maintenance for yer car?

delivering pissas sucks dick.

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wiseco

50 dollars a day isn't much when you consider gas costs, not bustin your balls or anything.

And damn son, you are gonna spend all your money on weed?

pacman

$50/ eighth is regular price. we're not ca-shmucks

al-Mu'akhkhir

pfffffffffffft america

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Man in Black

I'll drink to that

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When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

José

you're completely right, my caregiver(AKA dispesnary) is ripping me off...






oh and I meant $50 a night in TIPS. not total pay.

tips=weed money
pay check=saved

pacman

you dont know how good you have it spanky


asshole

José

thanks button

they've actually got some durban poison right now that I LOOVEE!!! It's the most expensive bud I've seen them have($420/Oz). (It's so you can't just go sell medical bud on the streets and make money).

here's some wonder woman I have right now that makes my mouth water...



that shits 400/oz so you can only imagine the durban p.

it's the best bud ever though, so it's completely worth it. I'm sure hyperfailbot would say otherwise though.

HTAM

The vehicle expenses for work are deductible. As an employee, it is an employee-related job expense, deductible on Schedule A of your tax return. This means you must itemize to claim the deduction. You can use either actual expenses or the standard mileage rate. The rules for that are found in IRS publication 463. You can get forms and publications at most IRS offices, have them mailed to you by calling the IRS toll free at 800-829-3676 (800-TAX-FORM), or download them from the IRS at:
Forms and Publications


For example, Using a standard mileage rate of 44.5 cents a mile (2009 may be more or less), driving 35,000 miles annually, would result in a deduction of $15,575. $30K of income would get reduced to $14,425. You might have other deductions that could reduce it further. Any cell phone charges, to the extent that you can document business use, may also be deductible.

Accurate records (tips and miles driven for delivery, etc.) and receipts are necessary for you to take advantage of this.

José

win! ^ yea I get like .88 cents per delivery which I think is enough to cover gas in my car at 25-28mpg in town.

HTAM

^I don't believe you would benefit THAT greatly from it, but when you consider that your vehicle is a necessary resource for employment, there are a number of write offs that you could benefit from.

FineazPR

Like my old Granny used to say "Even though its free...We CAN'T Eat shit...so you gotta keep workin'!"