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anyone ever used one of those propane powered mosquito traps? They sell them here for like three hundred bucks, they're supposed to keep a mile radius skeeter-free. Or anyone ever use those electronic repellents that emit a noise that is supposed to keep them away?
I work outside and hate bugspray.
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yanno if there were no mosquitos a lot of animals and insects would starve.. will someone please think of the mosquitos!!!!!??!?!? !?!??!!!!!!!!!!!
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There was a mosquito that was bitting me this past Friday and I did not realize it and smeared it on the collar of the white shirt I was wearing. Somehow, a streak of blood got all the way over to upper chest part of my shirt yet the mosquito stayed smeared/stuck to the collar or the shirt. Nasty, and I went to the store that way not knowing. Fucking cashier should have said something - I would have.
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^ Lies.
That was your alibi when the police questioned you of your childrens murders. forensics will fuck you in the end, Einstein.
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i would ask you to do the same but i dont think a sane person picks 'homocidal maniac' as a profession. That being said, im not sure you can quit your day job.
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you have the fucking lamest profile name ever. it just has to be from the mind of a homocidal childslaughtering maniac. few would dissagree.
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Obviously you've never heard of Wellfleet, Cape Cod, where I'm from. We were called Wellfleetions, I just tweaked it. Does that satisfy you brainiac? I judge you on your stupidity you do the same on someone's screen name? Wow, you must be soooo open minded!
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nice to see the thread took a turn for the lolz
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is this your "subtle" way to verify my sexual preference? I can only anticipate the private message soon to be sent to me asking me out. I mean, I know you are a self proclaimed hottie, vouched by an underwear (male) model and all, but, sadly for you, i'm just not attracted to people with dangly bits between their legs. im flattered, though.
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Mosquito bites don't really affect me any more. one time I was sitting outside drunk and I let a whole shit ton cover my legs and bite the hell out of me, and I mean a shit ton, maybe 1 or 2 mosquitoes every square inch of flesh. Since then when I do get bit, they itch for maybe an hour and then disappear completely. Like my body learned how to fight the allergic reaction a lot better.
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I got drunk several days in a row - I can't remember the itch at all to be honest.
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try shooting the bites like you do everything else.
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I was going to make a new thread devoted entirely to the flying pissants fucking up my summer.
the gnats are the worst cause at least mosquito's are easy to torture once you shoot them out of the air. the real problem is with the gnats because they manage to get into the room through the screens.. even if all the lights are off, these fucks buzz around the window just to get to the tv glow
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ya, they're all bitches.. we should find a way to extinct those fuckers.. i mean, really.. couldn't the world do without mosquiters? what's their key role-ness in the world anyway?
like, spiders-- at least they eat other bugs and shit and serve some purpose. but what have mosquitoes done for us lately?
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they are a critical source of foooooooooooooood. they are gourmet dinnah thanks to the blood. thank mosquitos for your existence you dorkfacehead,
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