mosquito bites - Page 2

burnt_hiphophead · 07-14-2009, 06:41 PM

anyone ever used one of those propane powered mosquito traps? They sell them here for like three hundred bucks, they're supposed to keep a mile radius skeeter-free. Or anyone ever use those electronic repellents that emit a noise that is supposed to keep them away?

I work outside and hate bugspray.

shai_hulud · 07-14-2009, 06:44 PM

yanno if there were no mosquitos a lot of animals and insects would starve.. will someone please think of the mosquitos!!!!!??!?!? !?!??!!!!!!!!!!!

wellfleation · 07-14-2009, 07:01 PM

There was a mosquito that was bitting me this past Friday and I did not realize it and smeared it on the collar of the white shirt I was wearing. Somehow, a streak of blood got all the way over to upper chest part of my shirt yet the mosquito stayed smeared/stuck to the collar or the shirt. Nasty, and I went to the store that way not knowing. Fucking cashier should have said something - I would have.

shai_hulud · 07-14-2009, 07:04 PM

^ Lies.

That was your alibi when the police questioned you of your childrens murders. forensics will fuck you in the end, Einstein.

wellfleation · 07-14-2009, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

^ Lies.

That was your alibi when the police questioned you of your childrens murders. forensics will fuck you in the end, Einstein.

Don't quit your day job, if you have one.

shai_hulud · 07-14-2009, 07:19 PM

i would ask you to do the same but i dont think a sane person picks 'homocidal maniac' as a profession. That being said, im not sure you can quit your day job.

wellfleation · 07-14-2009, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

i would ask you to do the same but i dont think a sane person picks 'homocidal maniac' as a profession. That being said, im not sure you can quit your day job.

You are weird. No, really, you are very strange.

shai_hulud · 07-14-2009, 07:24 PM

you have the fucking lamest profile name ever. it just has to be from the mind of a homocidal childslaughtering maniac. few would dissagree.

wellfleation · 07-14-2009, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

you have the fucking lamest profile name ever. it just has to be from the mind of a homocidal childslaughtering maniac. few would dissagree.

Obviously you've never heard of Wellfleet, Cape Cod, where I'm from. We were called Wellfleetions, I just tweaked it. Does that satisfy you brainiac? I judge you on your stupidity you do the same on someone's screen name? Wow, you must be soooo open minded!

wellfleation · 07-14-2009, 07:32 PM

Oh, and you admitted in another thread you were gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

burnt_hiphophead · 07-14-2009, 07:35 PM

nice to see the thread took a turn for the lolz

shai_hulud · 07-14-2009, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wellfleation

Obviously you've never heard of Wellfleet, Cape Cod, where I'm from. We were called Wellfleetions, I just tweaked it.

yeah still lame and utterly faggysexual.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wellfleation

Oh, and you admitted in another thread you were gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

is this your "subtle" way to verify my sexual preference? I can only anticipate the private message soon to be sent to me asking me out. I mean, I know you are a self proclaimed hottie, vouched by an underwear (male) model and all, but, sadly for you, i'm just not attracted to people with dangly bits between their legs. im flattered, though.

Sir-Ex · 07-14-2009, 07:45 PM

Mosquito bites don't really affect me any more. one time I was sitting outside drunk and I let a whole shit ton cover my legs and bite the hell out of me, and I mean a shit ton, maybe 1 or 2 mosquitoes every square inch of flesh. Since then when I do get bit, they itch for maybe an hour and then disappear completely. Like my body learned how to fight the allergic reaction a lot better.

Silverleaf · 07-14-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

one time I was sitting outside drunk and I let a whole shit ton cover my legs and bite the hell out of me, and I mean a shit ton, maybe 1 or 2 mosquitoes every square inch of flesh.

madness, i say, madness. how did you live with yourself for the few days after you embarked on that little venture?

m0rb1d · 07-14-2009, 08:54 PM

mosquitos suck, and i just got bit by one, cool.

horseflys suck too

Sir-Ex · 07-14-2009, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Silverleaf

madness, i say, madness. how did you live with yourself for the few days after you embarked on that little venture?

I got drunk several days in a row - I can't remember the itch at all to be honest.

crookedhatinator45 · 07-14-2009, 09:29 PM

try shooting the bites like you do everything else.

the-who? · 07-14-2009, 09:59 PM

I was going to make a new thread devoted entirely to the flying pissants fucking up my summer.

the gnats are the worst cause at least mosquito's are easy to torture once you shoot them out of the air.

the real problem is with the gnats because they manage to get into the room through the screens.. even if all the lights are off, these fucks buzz around the window just to get to the tv glow

crookedhatinator45 · 07-14-2009, 10:02 PM

ya, they're all bitches.. we should find a way to extinct those fuckers.. i mean, really.. couldn't the world do without mosquiters? what's their key role-ness in the world anyway?

like, spiders-- at least they eat other bugs and shit and serve some purpose. but what have mosquitoes done for us lately?

shai_hulud · 07-14-2009, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by herbinator45

ya, they're all bitches.. we should find a way to extinct those fuckers.. i mean, really.. couldn't the world do without mosquiters? what's their key role-ness in the world anyway?

like, spiders-- at least they eat other bugs and shit and serve some purpose. but what have mosquitoes done for us lately?

fooooooooooooooooooo oooooooood

they are a critical source of foooooooooooooood.

they are gourmet dinnah thanks to the blood.

thank mosquitos for your existence you dorkfacehead,

07-14-2009, 06:44 PM	#22 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	yanno if there were no mosquitos a lot of animals and insects would starve.. will someone please think of the mosquitos!!!!!??!?!? !?!??!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

07-14-2009, 07:01 PM	#23 (permalink)
wellfleation Old School Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Methuen, MASSHOLE Posts: 3,853 Thanks: 195 Thanked 601 Times in 427 Posts	There was a mosquito that was bitting me this past Friday and I did not realize it and smeared it on the collar of the white shirt I was wearing. Somehow, a streak of blood got all the way over to upper chest part of my shirt yet the mosquito stayed smeared/stuck to the collar or the shirt. Nasty, and I went to the store that way not knowing. Fucking cashier should have said something - I would have. __________________ FIGHTPOWER

07-14-2009, 07:04 PM	#24 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	^ Lies. That was your alibi when the police questioned you of your childrens murders. forensics will fuck you in the end, Einstein. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

07-14-2009, 07:19 PM	#26 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	i would ask you to do the same but i dont think a sane person picks 'homocidal maniac' as a profession. That being said, im not sure you can quit your day job. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

07-14-2009, 07:24 PM	#28 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	you have the fucking lamest profile name ever. it just has to be from the mind of a homocidal childslaughtering maniac. few would dissagree. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

07-14-2009, 07:32 PM	#30 (permalink)
wellfleation Old School Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Methuen, MASSHOLE Posts: 3,853 Thanks: 195 Thanked 601 Times in 427 Posts	Oh, and you admitted in another thread you were gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that. __________________ FIGHTPOWER

07-14-2009, 07:45 PM	#33 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	Mosquito bites don't really affect me any more. one time I was sitting outside drunk and I let a whole shit ton cover my legs and bite the hell out of me, and I mean a shit ton, maybe 1 or 2 mosquitoes every square inch of flesh. Since then when I do get bit, they itch for maybe an hour and then disappear completely. Like my body learned how to fight the allergic reaction a lot better. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

07-14-2009, 08:54 PM	#35 (permalink)
m0rb1d Analord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Wu-sconsin Posts: 1,759 Thanks: 226 Thanked 141 Times in 95 Posts	mosquitos suck, and i just got bit by one, cool. horseflys suck too __________________

07-14-2009, 09:59 PM	#38 (permalink)
the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 978 Thanks: 16 Thanked 181 Times in 131 Posts	I was going to make a new thread devoted entirely to the flying pissants fucking up my summer. the gnats are the worst cause at least mosquito's are easy to torture once you shoot them out of the air. the real problem is with the gnats because they manage to get into the room through the screens.. even if all the lights are off, these fucks buzz around the window just to get to the tv glow __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

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