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Old 07-14-2009, 11:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Thumbs down mosquito bites

i went cat fishing like a week or so ago and got tore up by mosquitos and they still itch like a son of a bitch. i have like 10 or 15 scabby bumps all over my body from diggin atom...i even have one on my inner thigh next to my nuts...that mother fucker is misery. fuck mosquitos.
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Old 07-14-2009, 11:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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cat fishing eh? thats given me an idea
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Old 07-14-2009, 11:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i got eaten like 2 nights ago standing around outside. luckily the humidity is gone so the mosquitos will be gone soon enough
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Old 07-14-2009, 11:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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When I lived in NY, there were mosquitos that you could saddle and ride around on.....that being said, my Grandmother used to mix some baking soda with a little bit of water, until it had a pasty consistensy.

When it was applied to a fresh bite, it would dry and draw most of the mosquito saliva out, and it made life in the summer a lot nicer.
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Old 07-14-2009, 12:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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the little mosquitoes dont bother me too much even when they bite, but the larger ones with like 1.5 inch wingspan freak me out a little. is it true that those are the ones that carry west nile?
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Old 07-14-2009, 12:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I also got some killer bites two nights ago that suck!!! They're on my knees too.
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Old 07-14-2009, 12:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-2009, 12:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i get eatin up in my own house by skeeters. get yourself some Lanacane Spray. shit works miracles, trust me
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Old 07-14-2009, 12:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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haven't been bothered this year thanks to the insane drought
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Old 07-14-2009, 01:43 PM   #10 (permalink)
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the little mosquitoes dont bother me too much even when they bite, but the larger ones with like 1.5 inch wingspan freak me out a little. is it true that those are the ones that carry west nile?

the main west nile vectors around here are the 'culex tarsalis'

they have a small white band around the thorax i believe but not bigger
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Old 07-14-2009, 01:52 PM   #11 (permalink)
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don't scratch, dumbass, the itch goes away.

and the big one's don't even bite.
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i was just doing a bike tour of vermont and one night thought i could get away without using a tent (it was late and we were camping behind some elementary school) so i put on some bugspray, got in my sleeping bag and covered myself with a plastic tarp. i woke up at 2 am covered in mosquito bites, hot as hell and having some sort of allergic reaction (possibly to some sort of bug bite or possibly to mango skin which i am very allergic to) and my face was all swollen. i was worried about going back to sleep and having the reaction get worse and constricting my airways so i found a cop in the nearby town (i was in the middle of nowhere) and they called an ambulance and long story short i ended up stranded in some town 20 miles away with no way to get back to my friends campsite and it was a fucking mess.

oh yea, and the next day after not sleeping at all in the hospital, waiting 5 hours for a bus to the campsite and then biking back to the same town the hospital was in, i went out to an expensive indian restaurant. i dont know what the fuck happened but i got horrible food poisoning from that place and that night i had to walk around this abandoned ski lift in my underwear in a fucking lightning storm shitting and puking my brains out

but other than that, my trip was pretty awesome
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:09 PM   #14 (permalink)
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cat fishing eh? thats given me an idea
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:14 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:17 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Dude what the fuck.
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:22 PM   #18 (permalink)
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yeah fucked huh. i went and petted my kitteh after i watched that again

also its questionable whether that is in fact real or not. lot's seem to think it's not. im inclined to believe that.

but srsly that looks real
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:23 PM   #19 (permalink)
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im not a die hard cat lover, and im pretty sure that vid is edited and fake (no sound on comp)

but still.... putting cats in water is a bitch move
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