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is it wrong i cant stop laughing
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dude, this thread had me laughing at "Hiccups man has a brain tumor"
now to investigate the video. 2+ minutes of hiccups is bad enough... anything longer than that i would be thankful for a brain tumor to end my pathetic suffering.
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"poor guy," if the tumor doesnt kill him.
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imagine a disorder where you couldnt stop farting
how embarrassing would that be
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OR imagine a disorder that made it so you pissed and shit constantly, so you had to eat and drink constantly too, and have tubes of the shit coming of you going into a plumming system or a large plastic bag and you could never speak because you always ate and shit and pissed.
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Shit, it'd be great hangin with that dude, you could still pick up chicks smelling like farts because a) any and all from others get blamed on him and b) sympathy pussy for the fartaholic
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now imagine having sex with someone with this disorder
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fixed.
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How about a disorder where your hair grew abnormally fast? Like you had to shave every hour, get a haircut every day? That would get old fast, although you could get a job as a toupee filler.
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She would have to give GREAT head. Plus I wouldn't bug her for anal.
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i guess in retrospect its only awesome for the flatulant person.
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guaranteed there are weirdos out there who subscribe to brazilian fart porn sites that would love it
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i think we about covered all the undesirable bodily functions
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shed a constant stream of tears 24/7?
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man, I hate [undesirable bodily function]. that would suck.
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wouldn't it be hilarious if you shut the fuck up? no, that'd just be peaceful. jking BITCH!
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what if u were a black dude and u had a disorder that made ur skin WHITE
WOAH
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bottle it and open up an "all natural" competitor for visene.
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