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Old 07-14-2009, 07:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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is it wrong i cant stop laughing

BBC NEWS | UK | England | Hiccups man has a brain tumour

just watch the video
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Old 07-14-2009, 07:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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dude, this thread had me laughing at "Hiccups man has a brain tumor"

now to investigate the video.

2+ minutes of hiccups is bad enough... anything longer than that i would be thankful for a brain tumor to end my pathetic suffering.
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man wtf that's not funny, poor guy
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"poor guy," if the tumor doesnt kill him.
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imagine a disorder where you couldnt stop farting

how embarrassing would that be
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OR imagine a disorder that made it so you pissed and shit constantly, so you had to eat and drink constantly too, and have tubes of the shit coming of you going into a plumming system or a large plastic bag and you could never speak because you always ate and shit and pissed.
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imagine a disorder where you couldnt stop farting

how embarrassing would that be
Shit, it'd be great hangin with that dude, you could still pick up chicks smelling like farts because a) any and all from others get blamed on him and b) sympathy pussy for the fartaholic
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Shit, it'd be great hangin with that dude, you could still pick up chicks smelling like farts because a) any and all from others get blamed on him and b) sympathy pussy for the fartaholic
now imagine having sex with someone with this disorder
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imagine a disorder where you couldnt stop farting

how AWESOME would that be

fixed.
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OR imagine a disorder that made it so you pissed and shit constantly, so you had to eat and drink constantly too, and have tubes of the shit coming of you going into a plumming system or a large plastic bag and you could never speak because you always ate and shit and pissed.
yep, can't put a good spin on that one. THAT one would suck.

How about a disorder where your hair grew abnormally fast? Like you had to shave every hour, get a haircut every day? That would get old fast, although you could get a job as a toupee filler.
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now imagine having sex with someone with this disorder
She would have to give GREAT head. Plus I wouldn't bug her for anal.
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now imagine having sex with someone with this disorder
i guess in retrospect its only awesome for the flatulant person.
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i guess in retrospect its only awesome for the flatulant person.
guaranteed there are weirdos out there who subscribe to brazilian fart porn sites that would love it
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what if you had a disorder where you constantly [undesirable bodily function] THAT would be hilarious
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i think we about covered all the undesirable bodily functions
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what if you had a disorder where you constantly [undesirable bodily function] THAT would be hilarious
shed a constant stream of tears 24/7?
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man, I hate [undesirable bodily function]. that would suck.
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what if you had a disorder where you constantly [undesirable bodily function] THAT would be hilarious

wouldn't it be hilarious if you shut the fuck up?


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what if u were a black dude and u had a disorder that made ur skin WHITE

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shed a constant stream of tears 24/7?
bottle it and open up an "all natural" competitor for visene.
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