scottishbastard

I spend a lot of time on Youtube...But I'm running out of funny things to watch.
Below I'll post my favorite videos...Most of them are funny, but some are just plain awesome.
If you have any suggestions on videos to watch let me know...And if you send me 2 girls 1 [fill in the blank] I'll put a curse on you and crabs will infest your pubes until the end of time...Okay..So here's mine:

Auto Tuned -


Auto Tune the News -


Billy Mays Gangsta Remix -


Dokaka "Smells like teen spirit"


Harder faster better stronger - Asian Piano Kid


Feral Parrot - Grindcore band with a parrot singer


Metal Mail Time - Blues Clues


"All I do is smoke weed" - Nick Swardson


Nintendo Accapella


Scamnow/Shamwow


Sponge Bob Soulja Boy


Teletubbies - Walk it out


NoFX "The Decline" Piano Cover


The original soulja boy ballet


Tom goes to the mayor bongs, digaridoo (spelling?) jam session


Baby got Brak


Don't trust me - Sarah Palin


President Bush singing sunday bloody sunday by U2


Shane MacGowan (pogues) Bringing sexy back


Drum and Bass street performer


Drum and bass church


Allen Wrench hitting a guy in the face with a mic stand


Little kid dancing to daft punk (this kid has totally got the funk)


Asian zombie prank - More fucked up than funny..These kids will need years of therapy


And finally..My new favorite - Scarlet takes a tumble



Ok...Any suggestions/Links? Thanks. I'm bored to death.

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats

scottishbastard

Oh...and of course...

Im on a boat

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats

Mafoo

"david after dentist"

and if you like video games, check out the "awesome series"

most notably, "awesome center"

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For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

Mull D

Here check out my favorites list YouTube - moldyorangepeel's Channel
A lot of them have come from reddit/r/videos Videos - Please, NO POLITICS, Unless you are from Slate ;-)

scottishbastard

Yeah..I forgot about that one. That shit made me laugh my ass off though...David after dentist that is. That scream is classic.

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats

kaytizzle

i love his moves!! haha wtf

scottishbastard

Haha..Yeah Ive seen that one too. Im really running out of funny videos to watch. The Autotune one and Scarlet takes a tumble are the last ones Ive seen that made me laugh hard.

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats

I10HaulR

never gets old

scottishbastard

haha. That one was good.

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats

icsilk

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"In most gardens they make the beds too soft - so that the flowers are always asleep" - Tiger Lily

Linkey

old, but good

SpankyMcLankey

Cerpin Taxt

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"The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately, it is not so much that you use your mind wrongly—you usually don't use it at all. It uses you."
-Eckhart Tolle

-If you try to destroy him to save them, they'll destroy you to save him-

Cerpin Taxt

Does embed not work anymore? I just spent the last 20 minutes prepping for my post here

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Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize.

"The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately, it is not so much that you use your mind wrongly—you usually don't use it at all. It uses you."
-Eckhart Tolle

-If you try to destroy him to save them, they'll destroy you to save him-

Mafoo

i believe it does. i think you can just post the link code and it will auto embed a player

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PLUR
For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

icsilk

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"In most gardens they make the beds too soft - so that the flowers are always asleep" - Tiger Lily

liquidgraph

Very nice videos you posted, I always search for "just for laughs" when I am bored.
Those are the funniest videos ever

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icsilk

I just copy/paste the URL link, not the embed one, and didn't even use tags, worked fine

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"In most gardens they make the beds too soft - so that the flowers are always asleep" - Tiger Lily

kingmotherfuckinmidas

watch all the freakouts on this kid's account...




i posted this before, still cracks me up.






level as in the mma fighter...

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