Anti Zombie Army - Page 2

Grieves · 07-25-2009, 08:18 PM

that is why he will be prepared and you not...

bmac · 07-25-2009, 08:35 PM

Just destroy all stairs leading up to your house. Everyone knows zombies can't climb stairs.

Mydriasis · 07-25-2009, 08:38 PM

Well ScottishBastard here's a decent plan that might help you last a few days. Just so you aren't completely screwed when the invasion comes. Try taking over a walmart with maybe 2-3 friends. Guns, food, health products, etc. Though to be honest if you haven't thought out an entire plan yet well... Best of wishes.

bmac · 07-25-2009, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mydriasis

Well ScottishBastard here's a decent plan that might help you last a few days. Just so you aren't completely screwed when the invasion comes. Try taking over a walmart with maybe 2-3 friends. Guns, food, health products, etc. Though to be honest if you haven't thought out an entire plan yet well... Best of wishes.

Zombies or no zombies I like the plan of taking over Wal-Mart, actually I think this thread found a new direction.
Our invasion of the wal-marts.
Bout time we put an end to their exploiting anyone and everyone.

Grieves · 07-25-2009, 08:56 PM

Too much traffic and mania...plus thats where the majority of the zombies will be...Fat,Slow and Stupid cries out both Wal-Mart shopper and zombie fodder...

cantSEEme · 07-25-2009, 08:58 PM

pffft... you all looking to fight against zombies. im gonna offer up a bite of myself to a zombie and join them. then im gonna eat your faces because i now know what all your plans are.

you're all doomed.

bmac · 07-25-2009, 09:04 PM

lol nice method dude. how about pretending to be one of them during the attack and then when the moment is right, make a break for it. I think Antarctica would be a good choice, the zombies would be extra slow and easier to evade due to the freezing weather.

grieves you make a good point, more than 70% of walmarx shoppers are already zombies anyways.

cantSEEme · 07-25-2009, 09:07 PM

i want to be a zombie. i want to eat your face.

**Kompressor** · 07-25-2009, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ©antSEEme

pffft... you all looking to fight against zombies. im gonna offer up a bite of myself to a zombie and join them. then im gonna eat your faces because i now know what all your plans are.

you're all doomed.

Too bad your brains will be eaten and you'll forget all our plans, because you're a mindless zombie.

Then I'll have no choice but to shoot in the face.

Grieves · 07-25-2009, 09:10 PM

I would keep him like in the movie Fido...He would do all the woman work...

cantSEEme · 07-25-2009, 09:10 PM

your face is first, komp.

OM NOM MUNCH MUNCH!!

Mydriasis · 07-25-2009, 09:26 PM

Grieves your right it would be swamped with zombies UNLESS you went to a non 24 hour one after close broke in and got lucky. It's not my plan but it might prolong scottishbastard's life and help him slay a handful of the enemy.

bmac I'd be all about pretending to be a zombie if they couldn't smell the difference. Perhaps if you covered yourself in enough undead flesh but we all know that's dangerous, and the stink would be unbearable.

cantSEEme · 07-25-2009, 09:31 PM

plus, i would be right there, sniffing out the humans disguised as zombies and eating their faces.

bmac · 07-25-2009, 09:34 PM

Obviously we would have a zombie radar. This isn't '99! We are prepared!

Grieves · 07-25-2009, 09:41 PM

I'm zombie proof, i don't have a brain...I am a bunch of complex algorithms making up an adaptive AI...

scottishbastard · 07-25-2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Grieves

that is why he will be prepared and you not...

That's actually a really good point.

scottishbastard · 07-25-2009, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mydriasis

Well ScottishBastard here's a decent plan that might help you last a few days. Just so you aren't completely screwed when the invasion comes. Try taking over a walmart with maybe 2-3 friends. Guns, food, health products, etc. Though to be honest if you haven't thought out an entire plan yet well... Best of wishes.

Like 15 of my stupid friends work at Wal mart or have worked their recently and they told me wal mart stopped selling guns because someone did just what you said, except killing people....I suspect wal mart is where the undead epidemic would start though. Half the people in there look like zombies already.

scottishbastard · 07-25-2009, 10:29 PM

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pffft... you all looking to fight against zombies. im gonna offer up a bite of myself to a zombie and join them. then im gonna eat your faces because i now know what all your plans are.

you're all doomed.

I'd just put on a red jacket and put my hair into jerri curls (spelling??) and start to do the thriller dance. They'd never suspect a thing.

scottishbastard · 07-25-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bmac

lol nice method dude. how about pretending to be one of them during the attack and then when the moment is right, make a break for it. I think Antarctica would be a good choice, the zombies would be extra slow and easier to evade due to the freezing weather.

grieves you make a good point, more than 70% of walmarx shoppers are already zombies anyways.

Oops didnt read that carefully. Didnt mean to rip off the zombie wal mart shopper's thing.

bmac · 07-25-2009, 10:58 PM

no worries dude.

zombies are sweet.

07-25-2009, 08:18 PM	#21 (permalink)
Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	that is why he will be prepared and you not... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

07-25-2009, 08:35 PM	#22 (permalink)
bmac •rolledUP• Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Onturrio, Canaduh Posts: 282 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 47 Thanked 26 Times in 22 Posts	Just destroy all stairs leading up to your house. Everyone knows zombies can't climb stairs. __________________ •FLUENT IN STROLL• \| So now I know what to do when Mary is gone I just hook up with her available friend, Resin \|

07-25-2009, 08:38 PM	#23 (permalink)
Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,317 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	Well ScottishBastard here's a decent plan that might help you last a few days. Just so you aren't completely screwed when the invasion comes. Try taking over a walmart with maybe 2-3 friends. Guns, food, health products, etc. Though to be honest if you haven't thought out an entire plan yet well... Best of wishes. __________________ ۞

07-25-2009, 08:56 PM	#25 (permalink)
Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	Too much traffic and mania...plus thats where the majority of the zombies will be...Fat,Slow and Stupid cries out both Wal-Mart shopper and zombie fodder... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

07-25-2009, 08:58 PM	#26 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	pffft... you all looking to fight against zombies. im gonna offer up a bite of myself to a zombie and join them. then im gonna eat your faces because i now know what all your plans are. you're all doomed. __________________

07-25-2009, 09:04 PM	#27 (permalink)
bmac •rolledUP• Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Onturrio, Canaduh Posts: 282 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 47 Thanked 26 Times in 22 Posts	lol nice method dude. how about pretending to be one of them during the attack and then when the moment is right, make a break for it. I think Antarctica would be a good choice, the zombies would be extra slow and easier to evade due to the freezing weather. grieves you make a good point, more than 70% of walmarx shoppers are already zombies anyways. __________________ •FLUENT IN STROLL• \| So now I know what to do when Mary is gone I just hook up with her available friend, Resin \|

07-25-2009, 09:07 PM	#28 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	i want to be a zombie. i want to eat your face. __________________

07-25-2009, 09:10 PM	#30 (permalink)
Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	I would keep him like in the movie Fido...He would do all the woman work... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

07-25-2009, 09:10 PM	#31 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	your face is first, komp. OM NOM MUNCH MUNCH!! __________________

07-25-2009, 09:26 PM	#32 (permalink)
Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,317 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	Grieves your right it would be swamped with zombies UNLESS you went to a non 24 hour one after close broke in and got lucky. It's not my plan but it might prolong scottishbastard's life and help him slay a handful of the enemy. bmac I'd be all about pretending to be a zombie if they couldn't smell the difference. Perhaps if you covered yourself in enough undead flesh but we all know that's dangerous, and the stink would be unbearable. __________________ ۞

07-25-2009, 09:31 PM	#33 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	plus, i would be right there, sniffing out the humans disguised as zombies and eating their faces. __________________

07-25-2009, 09:34 PM	#34 (permalink)
bmac •rolledUP• Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Onturrio, Canaduh Posts: 282 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 47 Thanked 26 Times in 22 Posts	Obviously we would have a zombie radar. This isn't '99! We are prepared! __________________ •FLUENT IN STROLL• \| So now I know what to do when Mary is gone I just hook up with her available friend, Resin \|

07-25-2009, 09:41 PM	#35 (permalink)
Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	I'm zombie proof, i don't have a brain...I am a bunch of complex algorithms making up an adaptive AI... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

07-25-2009, 10:58 PM	#40 (permalink)
bmac •rolledUP• Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Onturrio, Canaduh Posts: 282 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 47 Thanked 26 Times in 22 Posts	no worries dude. zombies are sweet. __________________ •FLUENT IN STROLL• \| So now I know what to do when Mary is gone I just hook up with her available friend, Resin \|

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