A Truly Victimless Crime !!

Cerpin Taxt · 07-25-2009, 09:32 AM

Tattooed Swedish devil girls sexually molest cyclist ? The Register

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Swedish cops are on the look-out for a quintet of tattooed girls who dragged a 50-year-old man off his bicycle, pulled down his trousers and smalls and "sexually molested" the poor bloke.

The incident happened on 8 July in Örebro, central Sweden, the Aftonbladet newspaper reports. One of the gang - described as 5' 7" tall and with "tattoos on her forearms" - grabbed his bike's rack and brought the victim to the ground.

Having had their evil way, the five assailants made good their escape. The man was "not otherwise beaten or physically assaulted".

Police spokeswoman Annika Haaster rightly described the attack as "downright unusual". In the hope that members of the public might help identify the tattooed ambush vixens, she concluded: "Perhaps there are others who’ve had the same thing happen to them."

That's it, I'm moving to Sweden and taking up biking.

notepad · 07-25-2009, 09:42 AM

lets track that dude down and give him his 'luckiest man in the universe' award

ionlylooklazy · 07-25-2009, 09:59 AM

you cant rape the willing

**SageTree** · 07-25-2009, 10:00 AM

IS this where to say

pics?

**Mafoo** · 07-25-2009, 11:24 AM

lol, no lie this has happened to me. i wasnt on a bike though

and i knew the girls

msicidron · 07-25-2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SageTree

IS this where to say

pics?

sorta...

but yeah i wouldnt mind some pics

The Rev · 07-25-2009, 01:03 PM

The other hundred "victims" are probably reading this story and thinking, "What the fuck kinda tard calls the cops when this happens?" That dude will probably end up dead somewhere for this.

The Rev

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 656 Thanked 313 Times in 161 Posts	lets track that dude down and give him his 'luckiest man in the universe' award

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