Funniest Durogatory Demographic Group Nickname

The Rev · 07-25-2009, 05:06 PM

I wanted to call this the Funniest Racial Slur thread (inspired by MiB and Veda's recent threads) but I wanted to open it up so that we could hear the fucked up shit gays call straights, women call men, whites call blacks, Bears fans call Cowboy fans, whatever.

Bigotry is two things, after all: it is ugly hatred and closed mindedness, sure, but it is often also funny (as are many of the creations of the under-cooked brain). So, post away.

Personally, my favorite slur is "Garboonus" for black people. "Garboonuses" for plural. Probably because I have no idea what meaning it could possibly have, yet it is recognizable as a racial slur immediately.

The Rev

crookedhatinator45 · 07-25-2009, 05:11 PM

i like my yiddish 'schvartzas' for peeps of colour. it sounds almost endeering

osirus2020 · 07-25-2009, 05:11 PM

I can't really think of any racial slurs beyond what most people know for these things. But that's an interesting word for a black man. Where on earth did you learn that?

notepad · 07-25-2009, 05:12 PM

spooks and slopes.

and yes i love gran torino.

bmac · 07-25-2009, 05:20 PM

Porch monkey!
I couldn't help but crack up when Randall wanted to bring it back!

The Rev · 07-25-2009, 05:29 PM

For Gays = Butt Pirate (I get the butt part, but how does pirate fit into the equation)

For Whites = Honkaloid (courtesy of Chris Rock)

For Women = I still find "Broad" amusing, for some reason

The Rev

bmac · 07-25-2009, 06:01 PM

Cause pirates are gay, duh!

my_scatterheart · 07-25-2009, 06:38 PM

spear-throwers

the-who? · 07-25-2009, 06:38 PM

b, do you not know the difference between pirates and ninjas?

Canuck Wisdom · 07-25-2009, 06:43 PM

pirates raid things obviously.

Try mining this for terms http://www.rsdb.org/

bmac · 07-25-2009, 06:43 PM

I am just showing my side.

It is an ongoing battle within my group of friends, some argue the ninja way of life, others pirate. I was trying to find a sweet picture of a ninja decapitating a pirate but to no avail.

osirus2020 · 07-25-2009, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the-who?

b, do you not know the difference between pirates and ninjas?

Ninjas die.

Kompressor · 07-25-2009, 06:45 PM

Plundering booty, duh...

Dories - Hindi for whiteys

Always thought porch honky was funny, wtf is honky supposed to mean?

osirus2020 · 07-25-2009, 06:48 PM

Yeah Honky just sounds dumb to me. Probably cause I'm white, and how a black person views the term nigger.

bmac · 07-25-2009, 06:51 PM

Wops and Chief Wahoo

R1bal · 07-25-2009, 07:59 PM

who said ninjas die? thats abserd...

Grieves · 07-25-2009, 08:07 PM

fer real, ninjas never die..

Bumbis(pronounced boom-by)
Clam Shucker (dykes)
Hot Dog Vendor (gays)

notepad · 07-25-2009, 08:15 PM

blue gums

awwsuga23 · 07-25-2009, 08:37 PM

what the fucks blue gums? ps ninja vs pirates...who cares?

bmac · 07-25-2009, 08:37 PM

A ninja always knows your fifth move before you know your first.

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Although this is a definite oldie, hillbilly is a great one.

07-25-2009, 05:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	Funniest Durogatory Demographic Group Nickname I wanted to call this the Funniest Racial Slur thread (inspired by MiB and Veda's recent threads) but I wanted to open it up so that we could hear the fucked up shit gays call straights, women call men, whites call blacks, Bears fans call Cowboy fans, whatever. Bigotry is two things, after all: it is ugly hatred and closed mindedness, sure, but it is often also funny (as are many of the creations of the under-cooked brain). So, post away. Personally, my favorite slur is "Garboonus" for black people. "Garboonuses" for plural. Probably because I have no idea what meaning it could possibly have, yet it is recognizable as a racial slur immediately. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

07-25-2009, 05:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
bmac •rolledUP• Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Onturrio, Canaduh Posts: 279 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 47 Thanked 26 Times in 22 Posts	Porch monkey! I couldn't help but crack up when Randall wanted to bring it back! __________________ •FLUENT IN STROLL• \| So now I know what to do when Mary is gone I just hook up with her available friend, Resin \|

07-25-2009, 05:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	For Gays = Butt Pirate (I get the butt part, but how does pirate fit into the equation) For Whites = Honkaloid (courtesy of Chris Rock) For Women = I still find "Broad" amusing, for some reason The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

07-25-2009, 06:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
bmac •rolledUP• Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Onturrio, Canaduh Posts: 279 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 47 Thanked 26 Times in 22 Posts	Cause pirates are gay, duh! __________________ •FLUENT IN STROLL• \| So now I know what to do when Mary is gone I just hook up with her available friend, Resin \|

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my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Thanks: 1,486 Thanked 3,323 Times in 1,870 Posts	spear-throwers __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	spooks and slopes. and yes i love gran torino.

07-25-2009, 06:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 978 Thanks: 16 Thanked 181 Times in 131 Posts	b, do you not know the difference between pirates and ninjas? __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

07-25-2009, 06:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
bmac •rolledUP• Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Onturrio, Canaduh Posts: 279 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 47 Thanked 26 Times in 22 Posts	I am just showing my side. It is an ongoing battle within my group of friends, some argue the ninja way of life, others pirate. I was trying to find a sweet picture of a ninja decapitating a pirate but to no avail. __________________ •FLUENT IN STROLL• \| So now I know what to do when Mary is gone I just hook up with her available friend, Resin \|

07-25-2009, 06:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
Kompressor Voice of Reason Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 8,361 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3,067 Times in 1,634 Posts	Plundering booty, duh... Dories - Hindi for whiteys Always thought porch honky was funny, wtf is honky supposed to mean? __________________ Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

07-25-2009, 06:51 PM	#15 (permalink)
bmac •rolledUP• Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Onturrio, Canaduh Posts: 279 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 47 Thanked 26 Times in 22 Posts	Wops and Chief Wahoo __________________ •FLUENT IN STROLL• \| So now I know what to do when Mary is gone I just hook up with her available friend, Resin \|

07-25-2009, 08:07 PM	#17 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,108 Times in 1,708 Posts	fer real, ninjas never die.. Bumbis(pronounced boom-by) Clam Shucker (dykes) Hot Dog Vendor (gays) __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

07-25-2009, 08:15 PM	#18 (permalink)
notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	blue gums

07-25-2009, 08:37 PM	#20 (permalink)
bmac •rolledUP• Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Onturrio, Canaduh Posts: 279 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 47 Thanked 26 Times in 22 Posts	A ninja always knows your fifth move before you know your first. ------- Although this is a definite oldie, hillbilly is a great one. __________________ •FLUENT IN STROLL• \| So now I know what to do when Mary is gone I just hook up with her available friend, Resin \| Last edited by bmac; 07-25-2009 at 08:41 PM.

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