how did adam and eves kids have kids?

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 07-26-2009, 07:55 PM

How Did Adam & Eve's Kids Have Kids?

just kill yourself now.

it's like this guy just realizes he's wasting his life for "god" during this video.

Parallax · 07-27-2009, 06:30 PM

how does the toothfairy get all the money to pay for little kids' baby teeth?

where does santa claus get all the raw materials for the toys he builds?

where does the easter bunny get all the chocolate egss?

that shits fake thats how

the-who? · 07-27-2009, 11:59 PM

does anyone believe bible tales? does anyone honestly think that a collection of fairy tales written by people in some ridiculous primitive time happened? its harder to believe they do then it is to believe said stories

Über King · 07-28-2009, 07:00 AM

i thought the adam and eve stroy was more of an allegory for the fall of man than an actual depictyion of that beginning of the earth

that vicar reminds me of ed norton in fight club

**SageTree** · 07-28-2009, 07:38 AM

Ha nice, why did Fox do this? Kinda seems odd for the ole' agenda.

Canuck Wisdom · 07-28-2009, 09:09 AM

kitch · 07-28-2009, 09:44 AM

I spent a while trying to find the correct passage but couldn't. I'm fairly sure however that the bible says that his wife came from the south. The point of the Adam and Eve story is to illustrate why actions may be morally wrong for humans while being okay for animals. After Adam and Eve ate from the tree of knowledge, they gained the insight to comprehend that stealing and other oppressive actions were wrong.

Canuck Wisdom · 07-28-2009, 09:47 AM

Lost their innocence, and then started to question/judge (like a god) what else is good or bad, such as nudity or perceived bodily imperfections/differences.

Grieves · 07-28-2009, 10:08 AM

ghey secks fostered the gay jesus

R1bal · 07-28-2009, 11:57 AM

the internet created god, god created adam and eve, and i guess the egyptians and all that caveman nonsense was all fake or something because god is so powerfull and omg

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Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	ghey secks fostered the gay jesus __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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