how much could i sell a porno for? - Page 4

**Home Wrecker** · 07-31-2009, 10:19 AM

I thought Haunted kind of sucked. Some of the short stories were good but all the connecting bits seemed really forced.

AnimalLover420 · 07-31-2009, 10:21 AM

It may have been faggish, but I agree with what he's saying. For me though, it's more about the chick. They always seem so fucking bored, and I just can't get into that. It's like "Oh oh, yeah fuck me hard, that's right big boy, fuck me fuck me, get that pussy" all in a bland, robotic voice that doesn't fool anyone. Seeing a chick REALLY enjoying herself, now that is hot. Unfortunately, it's an image rarely offered through pornos.

kamikazi89 · 07-31-2009, 10:24 AM

i know some people who'll fork over 25 bucks and all you gotta do is pretend you're female

notepad · 07-31-2009, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

bring an umbrella/tarp/raincoat

R1bal · 07-31-2009, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kamikazi89

i know some people who'll fork over 25 bucks and all you gotta do is pretend you're female

o.O WHAaat?

kamikazi89 · 07-31-2009, 10:40 AM

&i'm pretty sure that's monthly

R1bal · 07-31-2009, 10:41 AM

kamikrazi

kamikazi89 · 07-31-2009, 10:42 AM

*virus included

R1bal · 07-31-2009, 10:48 AM

kamikazi89 · 07-31-2009, 10:57 AM

(swallows) cost extra

kamikazi89 · 07-31-2009, 12:19 PM

POS..not piece of shit..PROOF OF SEX

OldSchoolStylee · 07-31-2009, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by stateofkane

I would rather see an amateur couple having sex than a silicon lady who is faking it. It's all about the love. Professional vids will have a half erect guy who ejaculates a few drops while the woman moans on cue. They are both wanting to get it over with so they can get their check and shoot up.

I just want to see horniness from both sides, but more so from the male. If the guy isn't into it, no sale.

hmm yes, do go on

OldSchoolStylee · 07-31-2009, 12:43 PM

Chuck Paluickiifdfnjd is the most overrated writer of the last 20 years easily

kitch · 07-31-2009, 12:46 PM

what about Dan Brown?

Flamingnun · 07-31-2009, 12:49 PM

Meh, only half read one book, it's good so far.

Edit: Dan Brown's up there with JK Rowling. Except JK rowling was probably slightly more realistic.

Geeno · 07-31-2009, 01:13 PM

DAN BROWN IS MAYNARD JESUS KEENAN CHRIST

back off youre not my parents

AND IF YOU WERE I WOULDNT CARE

El Coyote · 07-31-2009, 11:11 PM

4 pages and not even a measly screen shot?

I want my monies back.

**Home Wrecker** · 08-01-2009, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Terry

Haunted was where I stepped off the Chuck P bus. Guy's done some good work but he's a one trick pony imo

I don't think it's fair to say, "read one chuck palahniuk book read them all," but something along the lines of, "read three chuck palahniuk books read them all," is probably about right.

07-31-2009, 10:19 AM	#61 (permalink)
Home Wrecker material boy Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Ishmaelia Posts: 4,770 Thanks: 1,615 Thanked 842 Times in 418 Posts	I thought Haunted kind of sucked. Some of the short stories were good but all the connecting bits seemed really forced. __________________ Mr. Pink: You kill anybody? Mr. White: A few cops. Mr. Pink: No real people? Mr. White: Just cops.

07-31-2009, 10:21 AM	#62 (permalink)
AnimalLover420 Love Junkie Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: US Posts: 2,440 Thanks: 714 Thanked 1,054 Times in 446 Posts	It may have been faggish, but I agree with what he's saying. For me though, it's more about the chick. They always seem so fucking bored, and I just can't get into that. It's like "Oh oh, yeah fuck me hard, that's right big boy, fuck me fuck me, get that pussy" all in a bland, robotic voice that doesn't fool anyone. Seeing a chick REALLY enjoying herself, now that is hot. Unfortunately, it's an image rarely offered through pornos. __________________ ****************************************

07-31-2009, 12:43 PM	#73 (permalink)
OldSchoolStylee ¯\(º_o)/¯ Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Blighty Posts: 8,192 Thanks: 17 Thanked 131 Times in 54 Posts	Chuck Paluickiifdfnjd is the most overrated writer of the last 20 years easily __________________ .<12not_bongo> oss is legit hellz ya.

07-31-2009, 12:49 PM	#75 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	Meh, only half read one book, it's good so far. Edit: Dan Brown's up there with JK Rowling. Except JK rowling was probably slightly more realistic. __________________

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