how much could i sell a porno for?

Black · 07-26-2009, 08:34 PM

like amateur bad quality porn say an hour or so long. would a porn company buy that shit? if i could get 10 grand i will seriously consider it. is that sad? i dont really think so, its sad that the girlfriend would never know though thats for sure. anyone have any idea what porns worth these days?

Geeno · 07-26-2009, 08:36 PM

I had this argument last fucking night i was talking about independently producing and distributing everything

shai_hulud · 07-26-2009, 08:38 PM

itt, let's instead talk about the preservation of wind chimes. I think they are an under appreciated misunderstood instrument.

The SARS Volta · 07-26-2009, 08:41 PM

become a male escort instead. that's where the money, parties and free dinners is at.

cantSEEme · 07-26-2009, 08:41 PM

um, i'd imagine a big fat $0.00.

you could upload your vid to tube8, youporn, redtube, ect... for free then have ppl make snide comments about your dick size while they jackoff to your girlfriend getting pounded.

Geeno · 07-26-2009, 08:49 PM

pwned

cantSEEme · 07-26-2009, 08:51 PM

im just saying that's all you see on the comments section in the amateur categories.

"lol! look @ tiny tim tryin his best"

"id fuck her"

"HOLY SHIT I CAMMEEEEE!!"

^ that's every free porn site comments, right there.

Dr. Drew · 07-26-2009, 08:52 PM

no one wants to buy your gay porn.

pacman · 07-26-2009, 08:56 PM

i doubt the porn industry is looking for a pencil dick faggot attempting to sex up a horse faced, titless meth-cunt while both of you cry over who's getting the last mcnugget

Dr. Drew · 07-26-2009, 08:59 PM

harsh brah

Geeno · 07-26-2009, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pacman

i doubt the porn industry is looking for a pencil dick faggot attempting to sex up a horse faced, titless meth-cunt while both of you cry over who's getting the last mcnugget

damn this is award winning

al-Mu'akhkhir · 07-26-2009, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pacman

i doubt the porn industry is looking for a pencil dick faggot attempting to sex up a horse faced, titless meth-cunt while both of you cry over who's getting the last mcnugget

notepad · 07-26-2009, 09:07 PM

sounds just like zach and miri..

José · 07-26-2009, 09:49 PM

i didn't think fail could fail so hard

AnimalLover420 · 07-26-2009, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pacman

i doubt the porn industry is looking for a pencil dick faggot attempting to sex up a horse faced, titless meth-cunt while both of you cry over who's getting the last mcnugget

LOOOOOOL!

Sorry Black, no offense to you man. Although I do think it's rather smarmy of you to consider doing that without her permission, no matter how dumb she was for ever making such a video in the first place. That's just not right, you should be glad she was cool enough to let you tape that shit for your own future viewing purposes. I'm just seeing it from her point of view, I gotta watch out for teh ladies. And to answer your question, I definitely don't think you could pull 10 grand for it- especially if it's not even all that great like you were saying.

Grieves · 07-26-2009, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black

like amateur bad quality porn say an hour or so long. would a porn company buy that shit? if i could get 10 grand i will seriously consider it. is that sad? i dont really think so, its sad that the girlfriend would never know though thats for sure. anyone have any idea what porns worth these days?

No one wants to see you fuck anything Plus the appeal of porn is women and men don't get paid dick, except in the rare cases of genetic freaks/body mods...

The secret to porn is outsourcing, you have to sell it to a distribution company that will sell it over seas, or internet...

kamikazi89 · 07-26-2009, 11:14 PM

start off with a teaser , check for feedback/response

really i have no clue

Burner of trees · 07-26-2009, 11:19 PM

my dad might give you a few bucks.

kamikazi89 · 07-26-2009, 11:25 PM

cheap wanker

aft3rsh0kk · 07-26-2009, 11:58 PM

post the vid or i call bullshit

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Black YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 761 Thanks: 367 Thanked 312 Times in 197 Posts	how much could i sell a porno for? like amateur bad quality porn say an hour or so long. would a porn company buy that shit? if i could get 10 grand i will seriously consider it. is that sad? i dont really think so, its sad that the girlfriend would never know though thats for sure. anyone have any idea what porns worth these days? __________________ formality known as higherlearner84, la coka nostra and finding balance.

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cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,019 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	im just saying that's all you see on the comments section in the amateur categories. "lol! look @ tiny tim tryin his best" "id fuck her" "HOLY SHIT I CAMMEEEEE!!" ^ that's every free porn site comments, right there. __________________

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	sounds just like zach and miri..

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