omg invention - Page 2

Aurora · 07-28-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

Well if it counts for anything, I saw all those pictures already too. It's not hard to Google Image things(like I did in the first place). I just thought it was a neat correlation to wild animals with deadly objects on their heads that they can't control.

you... just go away.

Waves · 07-28-2009, 03:53 PM

lol fail

Aurora · 07-28-2009, 03:57 PM

yeah, those traffic cones aren't in very good order.

bongobongo · 07-28-2009, 04:01 PM

HOW dO I SUCK MY OWN PENIS PLZRZ

Aurora · 07-28-2009, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bongobongo

HOW dO I SUCK MY OWN PENIS PLZRZ

ja?

Dr. Drew · 07-28-2009, 04:48 PM

I'm thinking of making one of these to inject sedatives into myself via remote.

bongobongo · 07-28-2009, 05:09 PM

omg aurora i have at least 6 bonerz right now

notepad · 07-28-2009, 05:10 PM

o_o

pacman · 07-28-2009, 05:19 PM

or an explosive collar. you let your dog run up to a stranger and blow him to shit

Parallax · 07-28-2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Drew

I'm thinking of making one of these to inject sedatives into myself via remote.

nah remote is too much work, put a timer, or even better some sort of sensor that senses how sedated you are, plus microcontroller to adjust for tolerance/addiction

Parallax · 07-28-2009, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by pacman

or an explosive collar. you let your dog run up to a stranger and blow him to shit

its been done Anti-tank dog - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Cerpin Taxt · 07-28-2009, 06:50 PM

-_-

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 07-28-2009, 07:32 PM

how about a bear with a bear trap for teeth?

Waves · 07-28-2009, 07:36 PM

why would a bear have a trap for teeth?

**Bearsy** · 07-28-2009, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

so basically it's a collar you attach to a potentially dangerous animal (squirrel, leopard) and via remote control it instantly injects seditives in emergency situations. like if your pet jaguar trys to eat your daughters face when she attempts to give it a butterfly kiss on the cheek. well i guess her face would get eaten anyway but obviously you'd have rules and shit so your daughter wouldnt do something that retarded. (unless youre kishar.) That would make owning a bear that much more realistic because of the safetiness this great invention.

please don't steal my invention idea.
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Dr. Drew · 07-28-2009, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Parallax

nah remote is too much work, put a timer, or even better some sort of sensor that senses how sedated you are, plus microcontroller to adjust for tolerance/addiction

ooh, interesting idea indeed.

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 07-28-2009, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Waves

why would a bear have a trap for teeth?

what an ironic question man, you're killing me over here.

Mydriasis · 07-28-2009, 09:34 PM

ooo ooo can I make the serum?

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