omg invention

shai_hulud · 07-28-2009, 01:13 PM

so basically it's a collar you attach to a potentially dangerous animal (squirrel, leopard) and via remote control it instantly injects seditives in emergency situations. like if your pet jaguar trys to eat your daughters face when she attempts to give it a butterfly kiss on the cheek. well i guess her face would get eaten anyway but obviously you'd have rules and shit so your daughter wouldnt do something that retarded. (unless youre kishar.) That would make owning a bear that much more realistic because of the safetiness this great invention.

please don't steal my invention idea.
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Waves · 07-28-2009, 01:40 PM

i already ripped it off and patented it

shai_hulud · 07-28-2009, 01:40 PM

shit i realized just now how dangerous the tips of the needles can be. revised diagram below.

probably should wear protective safety gloves and maybe goggles when attempting to remove the safey caps from the needles, though.

notepad · 07-28-2009, 01:42 PM

lul.

this would be sweet.

or genetically alter a bear so it stays small.

a little bear cub running around would be a badass pet.

Waves · 07-28-2009, 01:43 PM

er...how about a safety-cap-removing helmet? it would mount the antenna nicely.

shai_hulud · 07-28-2009, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Waves

er...how about a safety-cap-removing helmet? it would mount the antenna nicely.

too elaborate. i''ll include the safety gloves and goggles free of charge with the collar.

Grieves · 07-28-2009, 01:44 PM

how about the happy helmet from ren and stimpy...

Being · 07-28-2009, 01:46 PM

ren and stimpy ftw

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José · 07-28-2009, 01:46 PM

I'm telling you man, it's all about the sharks with lasers.

Grieves · 07-28-2009, 01:47 PM

no, it's been done to death

shai_hulud · 07-28-2009, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Grieves

how about the happy helmet from ren and stimpy...

i prefer my animals in their natural state of mind. that is just evil.

Grieves · 07-28-2009, 01:51 PM

sedation is not a natural state of mind...

José · 07-28-2009, 01:52 PM

?

Grieves · 07-28-2009, 01:54 PM

Those aren't your inventions now are they spanky..

shai_hulud · 07-28-2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Grieves

sedation is not a natural state of mind...

read: emergency situations!

plus hats are so faux pas when it comes to pets of all shapes and sizes.

ps: spanky you cockshit, lasersharks are a fucking ancient idea you twit. gtfo of my thread of great invention.

Being · 07-28-2009, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

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ummm wtf?

José · 07-28-2009, 02:04 PM

well Grieves, I don't think your shark man eatting costume was your invention either.. I felt the Pink T-Rex costume was a necessary response.

Grieves · 07-28-2009, 02:06 PM

that was to prove your lack of originality, those works are not of my creative license...

R1bal · 07-28-2009, 02:36 PM

i think your onto something here...

José · 07-28-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Grieves

that was to prove your lack of originality, those works are not of my creative license...

Well if it counts for anything, I saw all those pictures already too. It's not hard to Google Image things(like I did in the first place). I just thought it was a neat correlation to wild animals with deadly objects on their heads that they can't control.

07-28-2009, 01:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	omg invention so basically it's a collar you attach to a potentially dangerous animal (squirrel, leopard) and via remote control it instantly injects seditives in emergency situations. like if your pet jaguar trys to eat your daughters face when she attempts to give it a butterfly kiss on the cheek. well i guess her face would get eaten anyway but obviously you'd have rules and shit so your daughter wouldnt do something that retarded. (unless youre kishar.) That would make owning a bear that much more realistic because of the safetiness this great invention. please don't steal my invention idea. edit: [IMG][/IMG] __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise." Last edited by shai_hulud; 07-28-2009 at 01:28 PM.

07-28-2009, 01:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	i already ripped it off and patented it __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

07-28-2009, 01:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	shit i realized just now how dangerous the tips of the needles can be. revised diagram below. probably should wear protective safety gloves and maybe goggles when attempting to remove the safey caps from the needles, though. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

07-28-2009, 01:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	er...how about a safety-cap-removing helmet? it would mount the antenna nicely. __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

07-28-2009, 01:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,108 Times in 1,708 Posts	how about the happy helmet from ren and stimpy... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	lul. this would be sweet. or genetically alter a bear so it stays small. a little bear cub running around would be a badass pet.

07-28-2009, 01:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	I'm telling you man, it's all about the sharks with lasers.

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,108 Times in 1,708 Posts	no, it's been done to death __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever" Last edited by Grieves; 07-28-2009 at 01:50 PM.

07-28-2009, 01:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,108 Times in 1,708 Posts	sedation is not a natural state of mind... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

07-28-2009, 01:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	? Attached Images

07-28-2009, 01:54 PM	#14 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,108 Times in 1,708 Posts	Those aren't your inventions now are they spanky.. __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

07-28-2009, 02:04 PM	#17 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	well Grieves, I don't think your shark man eatting costume was your invention either.. I felt the Pink T-Rex costume was a necessary response.

07-28-2009, 02:06 PM	#18 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,108 Times in 1,708 Posts	that was to prove your lack of originality, those works are not of my creative license... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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