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A strange experience....
Noticing a little moving thing on your carpet...realizing it's an ant...getting close to the floor and then realizing that there's quite a few...the noticing there's a fucking TON that you never noticed when you were just standing around the area. Little bastards...just because it's hot doesn't mean you can just strut your way in.
It's time for them to meet the power of human technology.
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Same thing happened to me a while back.
I had ants crawling around my carpet for a while, and all over a pile of a couple clothes. I sprayed the fuck out of them with some raid shit. |
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Perhaps you should just ask them to leave. Nature somtimes responds well to communication.
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Om nom
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^ haha no. nature just fears your biceps.
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Om nom
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Someone needs to glue an upside down thumbtac to her CAPSLOCK key to prevent accidental... ah fuckit its funny and cute, all rolled into a a tight little funute ball of neatoness.
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carpet is the ultimate household foe: fraught with peril at every joint and seam
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Blame it on the cat, yeeeaaahhh yyyyyyyeahhhhh.
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there was this ant hill built into a tree stump, and there was this big flat spot where at least a thousand ants walking around camly, and then i dropped the tiniest little pebble on top, and the ants fucking freaked and started running around frantically trying to move the pebble.
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lol godzillallax!
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zap that little fucker with lightening bolts of technology until hes lying helpless on his back. insects are fine until they come inside. actually they suck outside too now thati think about it. |
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get this...shits awesome.
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