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Old 07-28-2009, 08:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A strange experience....

Noticing a little moving thing on your carpet...realizing it's an ant...getting close to the floor and then realizing that there's quite a few...the noticing there's a fucking TON that you never noticed when you were just standing around the area. Little bastards...just because it's hot doesn't mean you can just strut your way in.

It's time for them to meet the power of human technology.
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Old 07-28-2009, 08:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i call slobbery
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Old 07-28-2009, 08:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Same thing happened to me a while back.
I had ants crawling around my carpet for a while, and all over a pile of a couple clothes. I sprayed the fuck out of them with some raid shit.
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Old 07-28-2009, 08:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2009, 08:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Perhaps you should just ask them to leave. Nature somtimes responds well to communication.
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Old 07-28-2009, 08:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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^ haha no. nature just fears your biceps.
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Old 07-28-2009, 08:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Someone needs to glue an upside down thumbtac to her CAPSLOCK key to prevent accidental... ah fuckit its funny and cute, all rolled into a a tight little funute ball of neatoness.
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Old 07-29-2009, 08:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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carpet is the ultimate household foe: fraught with peril at every joint and seam
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Old 07-29-2009, 12:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i call slobbery
Blame it on the cat, yeeeaaahhh yyyyyyyeahhhhh.
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Old 07-29-2009, 02:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lol this reminds me of my weird neighbor in michigan years ago. the guy was like 90 and claimed he was in WWII and would go along the street pouring gasoline on ant colonies..
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Old 07-29-2009, 02:58 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Blame it on the cat, yeeeaaahhh yyyyyyyeahhhhh.
the ants are eating your cat? I doubt they like ammonia much.
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Old 07-29-2009, 11:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
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there was this ant hill built into a tree stump, and there was this big flat spot where at least a thousand ants walking around camly, and then i dropped the tiniest little pebble on top, and the ants fucking freaked and started running around frantically trying to move the pebble.
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Old 07-29-2009, 11:19 PM   #13 (permalink)
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there was this ant hill built into a tree stump, and there was this big flat spot where at least a thousand ants walking around camly, and then i dropped the tiniest little pebble on top, and the ants fucking freaked and started running around frantically trying to move the pebble.
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Old 07-29-2009, 11:26 PM   #14 (permalink)
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lol godzillallax!
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Old 07-30-2009, 12:34 AM   #15 (permalink)
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responds well to THIS!


























OH AND PLEASE DON'T DETER lhm FROM POSTING HIS BICEPS.
i love that pic its so nice

zap that little fucker with lightening bolts of technology until hes lying helpless on his back.

insects are fine until they come inside. actually they suck outside too now thati think about it.
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Old 07-30-2009, 06:01 AM   #16 (permalink)
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get this...shits awesome.
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So, if a stranger walked up to you and poured pebble like seeds into your hand and then said, plant them and your harvest can be made into rope cloth or paper, it could help the sick or intoxicate. What would you say?
Would you keep the seeds or chuck them away?


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Old 07-30-2009, 09:42 AM   #17 (permalink)
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last week i realized there's like this bee hive in my wall or something, they keep flying in at me through my vents.
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Old 07-30-2009, 10:03 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:31 PM   #19 (permalink)
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last week i realized there's like this bee hive in my wall or something, they keep flying in at me through my vents.
you should do something about it...
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:39 PM   #20 (permalink)
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dale gribble is coming over tomorrow morning.
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