I'll let you bite my penis off...

**Bearsy** · 07-29-2009, 09:37 AM

Guy 1: Hey man, I hate my parents.
Guy 2: Yeah parents are a drag. Can I bite your penis off?
Guy 1: Sure, only if you kill my parents first.

Son 'in plot to kill his parents' - Lancashire Evening Post

Linkey · 07-29-2009, 09:59 AM

at least he wasnt gonna eat it like that other dude

slapstick · 07-29-2009, 10:56 AM

what an age we live in when shit like this doesn't even phase us.

dubtrice · 07-29-2009, 11:56 AM

guy 2 should have killed guy 1, chopped his dick off, then killed himself...

Mikey · 07-29-2009, 02:15 PM

isnt it weird that over there in englad its 999 instead of 911

like how many tourists u think are fucked and shit and call 911 and theres no answer or its yellow pages or something

The Rev · 07-29-2009, 04:56 PM

Dubious.

The Rev

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Linkey . Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: USA Posts: 1,463 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 425 Thanked 235 Times in 75 Posts	at least he wasnt gonna eat it like that other dude

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