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Cerpin Taxt · 08-01-2009, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SageTree

I thought this was going to be a jew bashing thread for sure....or atleast turn into one.

Or

Japanese Moose?

Good to see you around brother.

**~~stateofkane~~** · 08-01-2009, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Weedwax

That's the type of shit that all the fucking yuppie kids drink all the time.

I just feel like pushing them to the floor and telling them to get some real fucking alcohol.

It was good for lightweights. As a lightweight and hater of alcohol, I was impressed at how it made me feel energized instead of depressed. Even the hangover was less.

Sparks was banned in California.

Man in Black · 08-01-2009, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Terry

Steele Reserve is the most godawful concoction I've ever had the displeasure of trying. Now Old English 40's, there's a brew for the gentleman on a budget.

lulz, truth

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 08-01-2009, 09:36 PM

I actually put in a name request for "JooseNazi."

BudHead never did it though.

notepad · 08-01-2009, 11:17 PM

why the hell is sparks banned in california?

its only like 6.6% im p sure and is so sweet itd be near impossible to drink more than one in a row

kitch · 08-01-2009, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SageTree

I thought this was going to be a jew bashing thread for sure....or atleast turn into one.

Or

Japanese Moose?

Good to see you around brother.

:grumble: stupid circumcision :grumble:

Grieves · 08-01-2009, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces

why the hell is sparks banned in california?

its only like 6.6% im p sure and is so sweet itd be near impossible to drink more than one in a row

the marketing campaign was geared towards the youth demographic...the addition and marketing of a caffeinated energy drink hit too close to some middle class house wife's who didn't want to see their precious children all amped up on cheep boose...

Dr. ShinDig · 08-02-2009, 12:50 AM

I started my life of drinking with none other than sparks.. my first 6 months of drinking was primarily sparks and tilt.

I still get it sometimes.. I don;t see why people call it bitch beer, as it is a higher alcohol content then most beer plus it gives you a bit of extra energy. A few of them definitely get you going.

is it really banned? wow! What kind of a shit hole state would ban such a royal drink such as sparks? I used to ponder what past generations of long ago would think about a nice can of sparks... they'd be amazed, I'm sure

fenderbender · 08-02-2009, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mafoo

hood-mosa:

1 40oz OE
1 Joose or Sparks

drink the 40 down to the label, probably more if youre using joose cuz its a 24. then poor in the sparks or juice slowly, its gonna foam up a little. then drink that shit cuz it tastes like a sweet tart and you wont be sober.

THISSSSS.... NOOOO!!!!

dont do this... this is bad. 40s are not meant to taste like pixie sticks and you will regret drinking this later on

**Mafoo** · 08-02-2009, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces

why the hell is sparks banned in california?

its only like 6.6% im p sure and is so sweet itd be near impossible to drink more than one in a row

i can buy it at all 3 of the 711's in my town... i dont think its banned.

SmokeSomeDoja · 08-02-2009, 12:25 PM

the new sparks (without the plus on the can) is basically orange soda flavored weak malt beer. they took all the stimulants out.

Being · 08-02-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Weedwax

That's the type of shit that all the fucking yuppie kids drink all the time.

I just feel like pushing them to the floor and telling them to get some real fucking alcohol.

qft

cantSEEme · 08-02-2009, 12:41 PM

never had any of that shit. are they like vodka red bulls?

edit: nvrmnd. malt liquor.

SmokeSomeDoja · 08-02-2009, 02:00 PM

ive never seen yuppies drink anything malted. maybe youre confusing them with hipsters.

but anyway, who cares? hipsters drink pbr. im still going to drink it. what groups of people do, i dont really care. i drink joose sometimes because it gets you fucked up. its about 4 drinks per tallboy, and its full of stimulants. it tastes gross. ok.

**Mafoo** · 08-02-2009, 02:04 PM

im always surprised by the buzz i get off just one joose

i feel like a joose fucks me up more than a 40 of mickeys

**Mafoo** · 08-02-2009, 02:17 PM

no im actually a male

**Mafoo** · 08-02-2009, 02:19 PM

immune

Parallax · 08-02-2009, 07:54 PM

crest extra strong beer ftw

08-02-2009, 12:50 AM	#28 (permalink)
Dr. ShinDig seriously skewed Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 899 Thanks: 251 Thanked 232 Times in 168 Posts	I started my life of drinking with none other than sparks.. my first 6 months of drinking was primarily sparks and tilt. I still get it sometimes.. I don;t see why people call it bitch beer, as it is a higher alcohol content then most beer plus it gives you a bit of extra energy. A few of them definitely get you going. is it really banned? wow! What kind of a shit hole state would ban such a royal drink such as sparks? I used to ponder what past generations of long ago would think about a nice can of sparks... they'd be amazed, I'm sure __________________ Putting the High in "High Quality" Last edited by Dr. ShinDig; 08-02-2009 at 12:54 AM.

08-02-2009, 12:25 PM	#31 (permalink)
SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Erogenous Zones Posts: 17,396 Thanks: 238 Thanked 445 Times in 279 Posts	the new sparks (without the plus on the can) is basically orange soda flavored weak malt beer. they took all the stimulants out. __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

08-02-2009, 12:41 PM	#33 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	never had any of that shit. are they like vodka red bulls? edit: nvrmnd. malt liquor. __________________

08-02-2009, 02:00 PM	#34 (permalink)
SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Erogenous Zones Posts: 17,396 Thanks: 238 Thanked 445 Times in 279 Posts	ive never seen yuppies drink anything malted. maybe youre confusing them with hipsters. but anyway, who cares? hipsters drink pbr. im still going to drink it. what groups of people do, i dont really care. i drink joose sometimes because it gets you fucked up. its about 4 drinks per tallboy, and its full of stimulants. it tastes gross. ok. __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

08-02-2009, 02:04 PM	#35 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,962 Thanks: 3,491 Thanked 2,356 Times in 1,540 Posts	im always surprised by the buzz i get off just one joose i feel like a joose fucks me up more than a 40 of mickeys __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

08-01-2009, 09:36 PM	#24 (permalink)
~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	I actually put in a name request for "JooseNazi." BudHead never did it though.

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 656 Thanked 313 Times in 161 Posts	why the hell is sparks banned in california? its only like 6.6% im p sure and is so sweet itd be near impossible to drink more than one in a row

08-02-2009, 02:17 PM	#36 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,962 Thanks: 3,491 Thanked 2,356 Times in 1,540 Posts	no im actually a male __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

08-02-2009, 02:19 PM	#37 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,962 Thanks: 3,491 Thanked 2,356 Times in 1,540 Posts	immune __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

08-02-2009, 07:54 PM	#38 (permalink)
Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,630 Thanks: 131 Thanked 497 Times in 269 Posts	crest extra strong beer ftw __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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