another day in iraq

Dex · 08-01-2009, 09:45 AM

So we were on the outskirts of baghdad, a real rural slummy area...And all of a sudden, two naked boys aged 5~ just started chasing our truck (along with their clothed sister)....Totally random...We come back on the same route, kids are still in the same place, naked as fuck, so we throw them some candy, they go insane for it and we bounce....You will see some strange ass shit... We saw a horse on the back of a pickup truck the other day, just chillen going down the highway..

Strange things i have seen:
Random ass kids with weapons
some tipe of strange wild feline type animal
A dead wolf?
A metiore coming into the atmosphere
A giant (like 200 ft) dirt monument from 1200 BC
Sunni militia forces armed better than Iraqi army
I asked an IP why he had "no madame" and he pointed to his dick and said "no good, muzeine"
Massive packs of feral dogs
some black dude just chillen in a rural backwoods area of iraq.
ginger and albino iraqis
Dust storms that turn the whole place like orange.

I have been here for about 6 months, and I am surprised every day.

The Rev · 08-01-2009, 10:50 AM

Seen any camel spiders?

The Rev

Kishar · 08-01-2009, 10:54 AM

idk but i bet he's seen his fair share of camel toes.

Peace seeker · 08-01-2009, 10:55 AM

hey Dex, try not to freak out over there, mkay?

i ve heard of troops coming back with severe distress from seeing death in some many forms

keep it real and dont kill anyone!!!

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Originally Posted by Dex

I asked an IP why he had "no madame" and he pointed to his dick and said "no good, muzeine"

didnt get it

**SageTree** · 08-01-2009, 10:56 AM

As always Dex, thanks for checking in and stay safe/ne.

bongobongo · 08-01-2009, 11:04 AM

dex is a lil bitch, i could kick his ass, come back to america so i can bloody up your face you chav

**SageTree** · 08-01-2009, 11:07 AM

Whats a Chav bongo?

Über King · 08-01-2009, 11:21 AM

Council House Associated Vermin

didnt really think the word 'chav' had a place in the states. but then again i didnt know americans said wank either.

goah its so hard to keep up these days, what with globalisation.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 08-01-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bongobongo

dex is a lil bitch, i could kick his ass, come back to america so i can bloody up your face you chav

lul

cantSEEme · 08-01-2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Rev

Seen any camel spiders?

The Rev

srsly, those shits are nasty! saw some tv show where a camel spider got loose in some flat in london. killed a small dog.

Über King · 08-01-2009, 05:41 PM

oh sweet jesus! its like a lobster, a scrotum, and a headlouse all had babies.

SmokeSomeDoja · 08-01-2009, 06:06 PM

whats the deal with talking about the military online if you are in the military?

osirus2020 · 08-01-2009, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Über King

Council House Associated Vermin

didnt really think the word 'chav' had a place in the states. but then again i didnt know americans said wank either.

goah its so hard to keep up these days, what with globalisation.

I think it's mostly cause we got some of you people in here. I guess guido is probably the most direct translation I can think of. I'm not sure about chavs, but guidos are usually Italian (or claim to be) too.

osirus2020 · 08-01-2009, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeSomeDoja

whats the deal with talking about the military online if you are in the military?

Opsec...

Yeah I guess it's not a big deal as long as you don't give out your full name and unit, ship dates, troop movement, new technology, photographs of new and active FOBs and defensive installations like that. Pics of wounded people (civilians, enemies, coalition forces) is also a no-no.

It's all mostly common sense stuff that's in place to protect our soldiers. Pics and info about stuff that's happened and isn't classified is chill, of course.

ES · 08-01-2009, 08:40 PM

catch more bullets

Canuck Wisdom · 08-01-2009, 09:34 PM

Good to hear from you Dex. Stay safe man, do good.

Rubix · 08-01-2009, 10:39 PM

give kids 2ce

kamikazi89 · 08-02-2009, 06:53 AM

how's the water??

Mikey · 08-02-2009, 07:23 AM

glad to hear your alive snakesonaplane

al-Mu'akhkhir · 08-02-2009, 01:59 PM

i always thought Ali G was the archetype chav...

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