stuff foreigners should know about America

kitch · 08-01-2009, 09:56 PM

All Americans carry guns at all times, ussually six-shooters which we fire into the air when we're excited

ever since 1812 we take turns patrolling the eastern seaboard in case the British try to retake the 'colonies'

when Katrina hit, we all sat around watching TV and saying 'wow, some one else should do something about this'

The little known 1839th amendment to the constitution states that American beer must be made of only rice and horse piss

pacman · 08-01-2009, 10:09 PM

José · 08-01-2009, 10:24 PM

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kitch · 08-01-2009, 10:28 PM

in 1981 America replaced all of it's trees with lego models because they last longer

The Rev · 08-02-2009, 10:31 AM

Americans are all fat, rich, and live in castles. FACT

The Rev

al-Mu'akhkhir · 08-02-2009, 02:13 PM

i hear u guys all live in igloos too

Parallax · 08-02-2009, 04:02 PM

nah thats canada, and alaska i guess

The Rev · 08-02-2009, 04:08 PM

I hear Canada is cold.

The Rev

Parallax · 08-02-2009, 04:32 PM

ya its so cold we gotta use a different temperature scale to measure it.

Kompressor · 08-02-2009, 04:53 PM

Americans think highly of Canada.

cantSEEme · 08-02-2009, 04:54 PM

We are very simple people. With very small penis. Mr. Ose penis is …especially small.

Uh, smuh, so small.

We cannot achieve much with so small penis. But you! Americans. Wow! Penis so big! SOOO big penis!

John F. Kerry · 08-02-2009, 05:00 PM

did u know that one of the countries with the highest opinion of america is, china.

its so weird, but true.

probably because they know we owe them so much fucking money

**~~Scion~~** · 08-03-2009, 05:12 AM

AMericans are a bunch of cig smoking drunks who cant stand the thought of cannabis.

kitch · 08-03-2009, 11:30 AM

There are only 3 types of Americans; coal mining red necks from west virginia, headier than thou yoga instructers from california and greedy jewish bankers from new york.

cantSEEme · 08-03-2009, 11:52 AM

americans believe in civil rights and equality.... especially for white ppl.

kamikazi89 · 08-03-2009, 12:07 PM

the irish here can't cook worth a damn either

cantSEEme · 08-03-2009, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry

Cantseeme I remember when you were a crazy fucker who would post insane shit and act like you had massive ADD.

So what happened, you finally get on Adderal?

I ask not to be a dick, you're a cool dude, it's just such a 180 you know

we all gotta grow up and take our pills at some point.

Dell Brandstone · 08-03-2009, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kompressor

Americans think highly of Canada.

...But not Canadians.

notepad · 08-03-2009, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kitchkinet

All Americans carry guns at all times, ussually six-shooters which we fire into the air when we're excited

ever since 1812 we take turns patrolling the eastern seaboard in case the British try to retake the 'colonies'

when Katrina hit, we all sat around watching TV and saying 'wow, some one else should do something about this'

The little known 1839th amendment to the constitution states that American beer must be made of only rice and horse piss

ESPN.com - MLB - MLB General Message Board

I would warn them about the Boston/New England area's obsession with cheating. If you value true competition avoid that region at all costs.

Dell Brandstone · 08-03-2009, 03:23 PM

^of course. i mean, no other baseball player has ever used steroids, unless they played for the Sox.

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	I hear Canada is cold. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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