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Old 08-03-2009, 09:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So I could wear Tim's with shorts, cut people off on the highway, and play really good basketball.
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2009, 10:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2009, 10:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2009, 11:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2009, 11:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2009, 11:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2009, 12:23 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2009, 12:43 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2009, 12:59 AM   #12 (permalink)
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i am too stoked reaping all the benefits of being unblameable....F being something else...
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Old 08-04-2009, 01:40 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2009, 04:52 AM   #14 (permalink)
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so i could spawn a litter of nigglets and get a $1000 dollars in grub stubs and a fat welfare check each month and say it's the white mans fault i can't find a job.
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Old 08-04-2009, 05:29 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2009, 05:55 AM   #16 (permalink)
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so i could spawn a litter of nigglets and get a $1000 dollars in grub stubs and a fat welfare check each month and say it's the white mans fault i can't find a job.
dont blame africans for your sorrows or economic problems. it is your own ultra-white european elite that is oppressing you.

furthermore, it is the same elite that put out so much propaganda to inflame racial tensions to both african european and all other members of the lower classes. they are behind much of the civil rights era, the kkk, the racially divisive media coverage, and a lot more for the strategy that seems timeless. divide and conquer. this is just another colony to the international bankers...and a highly military one at that.

they want you to take out your angst on eachother, so thats where they redirect it, instead of on them. divide and conquer.

seems like youre blowing off steam, but you dont understand how africans really are. they have their own characteristics. one thing about africans is that theyre naturalists. They dont make money and arms industries Abombs or buy and sell land. Africans make villiages and simple buildings-everyone gets a place, nobodys homeless. They grow food, chill out with family and watch it grow, keep the earth pristine and natural. It's no question of getting a job. lol. People do all kinds of stuff. Thats the natural way in africa, and you can see the people are very happy and productive there. they share, and if you walked into their villiage, theyd feed you and treat you like a guest.

but europeans have made a lot of trouble in africa. they go there with the same disrespectful attitude that you have. you seem to be too trained by this economic slavery system. do what you want to, and let others do what they want. cuz it doesnt affect you.

its not commendable to play a corrupt and oppressive game by their rules. but its sad to see how the lower class europeans have been degraded, and how their character and culture has suffered, just as africans have been oppressed and degraded culturally, so far from their own land and people.

surely it is people that behave as you do, historically, that make africans not even want to be in your presence at all. but your vision is shallow and you fail to see that all human beings, and even other life forms are one connected family of life. Respect for the earth and for nature means respect for all mother earths children and beings.

Personally, I have some african people in my family, and im familiar with the culture and have ample respect for it.
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:32 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I wish people would get over associating skin colour with habits and tendencies.

There are more non-black/non-hispanics on assistance than any other 'race' of people in the United States doing the same crap that Kishar is complaining about.

How about.... I wish I was black so I could be the same colour as Nelson Mandella, MLK and have people associate me with that instead?
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:37 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:10 AM   #19 (permalink)
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