i aint playin - Page 2

bongobongo · 08-10-2009, 11:22 AM

I haz sex with turtles, why?
cause im bone tight with erkle
steve, dont wanna leave
i wanna sneeze on ur sleeve

verklingen · 08-10-2009, 12:43 PM

fuck an og i'm the original poster
i smoke tha fat bomb buds and ya know i'm a ghoster
but when it's hip to be a playa i gotta shift my game
be a sucka for a while so yall foget my name
then bounce back spittin rhymes that i swear could kill
and prove it once a nigga takes mo than his fill
cuz theres talk, skills and a serious discrepency between
when foos act like they can stand next ta me and be seen
like they aint at least 3 tiers below, shit's all out criminal
while you lookin fo ur matches i got flow that burns like fire
so step up, admire. yo shits hangin by a wire
and i promise inspiration for a more retired situation

Roach · 08-10-2009, 02:59 PM

hmmmmm

he said..

Yeah... Same song and dance...
Damn girl everywhere I go, same song and dance
I like the way you move, all over the globe
Same song and dance... Something about it man
Same song and dance... In the pale moon light

[Verse 1]
I'm lookin' at you yeah girl, you're kinda tooken back by
The whole rapper thing aren't ya
Probably thinking you'll get slapped so dang hard, ya
Won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya
Couple rape charges people think you're a monster
The police constantly buggin' ya non stop
I walk upon ya, well hello Tonya
I think you got your on-star button inside your car stuck
You outta gas? Do you got a flat?
I would hate for you to be stranded at the Laundrymat
I got your back, why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back
And sit up front, I'm not askin', it's a trap
You just got jacked, and bodysnatched and it's a wrap
In broad day, and no mask for this attack
I heard them say, exact opposites attract
If that's a fact, it'll take taskforce to get you back

[Chorus]
Yeah baby, do that dance
it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass
You ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you
I said yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance

[Verse 2]
The first victim I had, she was a big one
big movie star, a partygirl, big fun
She was the girl the media always picked on
In and out of rehab every 4 to 6 months
She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
And Nickelodeon flashed her little kids once
What an event it was, I was sitting in front
I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns
Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in son
Look here she comes, I better pull out the big guns
Hello Lindsay, you're lookin' a little thin hun
How 'bout a ride to rehab, get in cunt
But starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want
Girl I'm just kiddin' let me start over again hun
See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention
Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension
You little wench ya, murder wasn't my intention
If I wanted to kill you, it would of already been done
Slowly she gets in, and I begin to lynch her with 66 inches of extension
cord...

[Chorus]
Yeah baby, do that dance
it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass
You ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you
I said yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance

[Verse 3]
My second victim was even bigger than the first
Popstar icon, the whole works
She played a little school girl, when she first burst
upon the scene, and seen that the world was hers
She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts
It hurt me and made me mad at first
I lashed out in my songs, but what was really going on
Was that I had developed a crush, I just didn't know how to tell it to her
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons or
Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk
We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk
Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her I must
Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just
Climb the gate and ring the bell, Like hello my love
I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
I'll share my valium with you, cause I'm feelin' you Britney
I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one
Ever since a school girl juvenile delinquent
I been feelin' you ooh ooh girl, you sexy little gal you
You hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value
Cmon' toots, give me the Valium, Alioop
I'll slam dunk it into your mouth til you puke
And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup
I'm bout to make a new outfit out of you
New outfit? Shit I'll make a suit out of you, shoot
No show me how you move, baby do how you do

[Chorus]
Yeah baby, do that dance
it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass
You ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you
I said yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance

[Outro]
Same kickin' and screamin', same prayin' and sobbin'
Same song and dance, same beggin' and pleadin'
Same yellin' and bleedin', same song and dance
Yeah... same song and dance, I know... Same song and dance

.I just like the song.

verklingen · 08-10-2009, 03:11 PM

check out turm wreckin it, cant help respectin it
canadian moms up in here and the whole crowds speccin it

K10 · 08-10-2009, 03:29 PM

turn my headphones up....i'm serious nigga turn them shits up

Parallax · 08-10-2009, 04:47 PM

the ho on the mic knows what i like
an gives it up hot and juicy
but she's outta luck
the bitch done fucked up
so i gets out my uzi
bang bang bang
shot down the whole gang
like a swarm of itchy fleas
yeah i killed the ho
but next time she'll know
i said whopper
with extra cheese

Kishar · 08-10-2009, 04:59 PM

i's gots nines on my sides
ak's across my back
a bazooka in my pocket
claymores in my pack

i'm ready for war
i've got a settle to score
you'll get shot 30 times
you'll beg no more

i'll stab you in the chest then twist the blade
pull it out then jam in a grenade
scalp your ass give you a fade
right on your forhead i'll lay a spade

this is too easy im used to a war
you chumps step back over there's the door
you best get to walkin unless you want some more
my ammo runs endless so fluid so pure.

Roach · 08-10-2009, 06:16 PM

Quote:

way to be original man

tuf tak from a gangsta
feel a bit a angst thar
get up off your knees boy
get wit my diseased joy
pack you sef a blunt son
n put away da damned guns.

remember I'm damned near 60, my original is your history.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 08-11-2009, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reptar

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

I dunno about the first part but this quoted part is DEFINITELY bitten.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 08-11-2009, 12:50 AM

im confused

Kishar · 08-11-2009, 06:55 AM

my balls are itchy
necks kinda twitchy
backs sore
wifes all bitchy
had 9 lives
but only 1 left
jumped by 5
black guys
left my face a wreck
my rhymes blast
be comin at you fast
youre confused
shits so abstract
multiple facets
heres where its at
diamond in the ruff
perfecting my stats

Roach · 08-12-2009, 04:10 PM

Quote:

all i did was completely quote the fresh prince of bel air song. a mod edited my shit.

which mod ?

Roach · 08-12-2009, 04:21 PM

Quote:

fuck an og i'm the original poster
i smoke tha fat bomb buds and ya know i'm a ghoster
but when it's hip to be a playa i gotta shift my game
be a sucka for a while so yall foget my name
then bounce back spittin rhymes that i swear could kill
and prove it once a nigga takes mo than his fill
cuz theres talk, skills and a serious discrepency between
when foos act like they can stand next ta me and be seen
like they aint at least 3 tiers below, shit's all out criminal
while you lookin fo ur matches i got flow that burns like fire
so step up, admire. yo shits hangin by a wire
and i promise inspiration for a more retired situation

I may actually put music to this, the timing is so good.

what I don't hear from rap is solutions to the severe social problems it emphasises and to a large extent promotes.

myxomatosis · 08-12-2009, 04:35 PM

Here you go mookie.

YouTube - Brother Ali - Think It Through

Quote:

I've got a mission to add traditions to the inscriptions on your cognitions
to provide you with provisions
You wishin you could understand why Ali is here
But when the student is prepared the teacher appears
And I've been speaking for years of passage you got that?
You still tryin' to understand the metaphor for where hip-hop at
Have you ever thought that every time you listen to a track
That's four minutes of your life that you can never get back?
And that's a hell of an investment
So when MC's blessing
We gotta think very hard about the message
I ain't tryin' to hear about you sippin Crystal in the Bahamas
When I'm drinkin Nestle Quik on a crowed bus full of mexicanas
And give us appetites unchecked by knowledge
I'm starving for Versace but you never mention college
So how I'm supposed to get it? be a rap star like you?
How many of us can do that for real? Very few
If I sell drugs, I'll die, or go to jail, or go to hell either way
If you keepin' it real how come there's no truth to what you say?
Remember this, we make rap stars rich and companies even richer
I aim for your brain until you get the picture

Roach · 08-12-2009, 04:41 PM

^much regards.

i'm gonna take those words home and think em thru...

Sugar420 · 08-17-2009, 12:35 AM

uh huh uh huh
parce que parce que
uh huh parce que
je n venir pas pour seulement mourir
si vous plait, lisez seulement le mot que j'écrir
alors moi, je brûle un feu dans la nuit
je fume le bomb et je bois eau de vie

08-10-2009, 12:43 PM	#22 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	fuck an og i'm the original poster i smoke tha fat bomb buds and ya know i'm a ghoster but when it's hip to be a playa i gotta shift my game be a sucka for a while so yall foget my name then bounce back spittin rhymes that i swear could kill and prove it once a nigga takes mo than his fill cuz theres talk, skills and a serious discrepency between when foos act like they can stand next ta me and be seen like they aint at least 3 tiers below, shit's all out criminal while you lookin fo ur matches i got flow that burns like fire so step up, admire. yo shits hangin by a wire and i promise inspiration for a more retired situation __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

08-10-2009, 03:11 PM	#24 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	check out turm wreckin it, cant help respectin it canadian moms up in here and the whole crowds speccin it __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

08-10-2009, 03:29 PM	#25 (permalink)
K10 Lazy lightning Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: out in the cold rain and snow Posts: 3,108 Thanks: 127 Thanked 292 Times in 159 Posts	turn my headphones up....i'm serious nigga turn them shits up __________________ Just because you tie dye your wool, doesn't mean you're not a sheep. R.I.P. Alice D.

08-10-2009, 04:47 PM	#26 (permalink)
Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,630 Thanks: 131 Thanked 497 Times in 269 Posts	the ho on the mic knows what i like an gives it up hot and juicy but she's outta luck the bitch done fucked up so i gets out my uzi bang bang bang shot down the whole gang like a swarm of itchy fleas yeah i killed the ho but next time she'll know i said whopper with extra cheese __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

08-10-2009, 04:59 PM	#27 (permalink)
Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,201 Thanks: 117 Thanked 197 Times in 137 Posts	i's gots nines on my sides ak's across my back a bazooka in my pocket claymores in my pack i'm ready for war i've got a settle to score you'll get shot 30 times you'll beg no more i'll stab you in the chest then twist the blade pull it out then jam in a grenade scalp your ass give you a fade right on your forhead i'll lay a spade this is too easy im used to a war you chumps step back over there's the door you best get to walkin unless you want some more my ammo runs endless so fluid so pure. __________________ So, if a stranger walked up to you and poured pebble like seeds into your hand and then said, plant them and your harvest can be made into rope cloth or paper, it could help the sick or intoxicate. What would you say? Would you keep the seeds or chuck them away? RollREDRoll

08-10-2009, 11:22 AM	#21 (permalink)
bongobongo ognob Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: \D:/ Posts: 371 Thanks: 407 Thanked 110 Times in 60 Posts	I haz sex with turtles, why? cause im bone tight with erkle steve, dont wanna leave i wanna sneeze on ur sleeve

08-10-2009, 02:59 PM	#23 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 6,771 Thanks: 2,115 Thanked 1,721 Times in 1,333 Posts	hmmmmm he said.. Yeah... Same song and dance... Damn girl everywhere I go, same song and dance I like the way you move, all over the globe Same song and dance... Something about it man Same song and dance... In the pale moon light [Verse 1] I'm lookin' at you yeah girl, you're kinda tooken back by The whole rapper thing aren't ya Probably thinking you'll get slapped so dang hard, ya Won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya Couple rape charges people think you're a monster The police constantly buggin' ya non stop I walk upon ya, well hello Tonya I think you got your on-star button inside your car stuck You outta gas? Do you got a flat? I would hate for you to be stranded at the Laundrymat I got your back, why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back And sit up front, I'm not askin', it's a trap You just got jacked, and bodysnatched and it's a wrap In broad day, and no mask for this attack I heard them say, exact opposites attract If that's a fact, it'll take taskforce to get you back [Chorus] Yeah baby, do that dance it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do Girl shake that ass You ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you I said yeah baby, sing that song It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance [Verse 2] The first victim I had, she was a big one big movie star, a partygirl, big fun She was the girl the media always picked on In and out of rehab every 4 to 6 months She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts And Nickelodeon flashed her little kids once What an event it was, I was sitting in front I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in son Look here she comes, I better pull out the big guns Hello Lindsay, you're lookin' a little thin hun How 'bout a ride to rehab, get in cunt But starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want Girl I'm just kiddin' let me start over again hun See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension You little wench ya, murder wasn't my intention If I wanted to kill you, it would of already been done Slowly she gets in, and I begin to lynch her with 66 inches of extension cord... [Chorus] Yeah baby, do that dance it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do Girl shake that ass You ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you I said yeah baby, sing that song It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance [Verse 3] My second victim was even bigger than the first Popstar icon, the whole works She played a little school girl, when she first burst upon the scene, and seen that the world was hers She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts It hurt me and made me mad at first I lashed out in my songs, but what was really going on Was that I had developed a crush, I just didn't know how to tell it to her Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her? Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons or Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her I must Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just Climb the gate and ring the bell, Like hello my love I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up Now would you like to share a pill or two with me? I'll share my valium with you, cause I'm feelin' you Britney I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one Ever since a school girl juvenile delinquent I been feelin' you ooh ooh girl, you sexy little gal you You hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value Cmon' toots, give me the Valium, Alioop I'll slam dunk it into your mouth til you puke And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup I'm bout to make a new outfit out of you New outfit? Shit I'll make a suit out of you, shoot No show me how you move, baby do how you do [Chorus] Yeah baby, do that dance it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do Girl shake that ass You ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you I said yeah baby, sing that song It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance [Outro] Same kickin' and screamin', same prayin' and sobbin' Same song and dance, same beggin' and pleadin' Same yellin' and bleedin', same song and dance Yeah... same song and dance, I know... Same song and dance .I just like the song.

08-11-2009, 12:50 AM	#30 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	im confused __________________

08-11-2009, 06:55 AM	#31 (permalink)
Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,201 Thanks: 117 Thanked 197 Times in 137 Posts	my balls are itchy necks kinda twitchy backs sore wifes all bitchy had 9 lives but only 1 left jumped by 5 black guys left my face a wreck my rhymes blast be comin at you fast youre confused shits so abstract multiple facets heres where its at diamond in the ruff perfecting my stats __________________ So, if a stranger walked up to you and poured pebble like seeds into your hand and then said, plant them and your harvest can be made into rope cloth or paper, it could help the sick or intoxicate. What would you say? Would you keep the seeds or chuck them away? RollREDRoll

08-12-2009, 04:41 PM	#35 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 6,771 Thanks: 2,115 Thanked 1,721 Times in 1,333 Posts	^much regards. i'm gonna take those words home and think em thru... Last edited by Roach; 08-12-2009 at 04:43 PM.

08-17-2009, 12:35 AM	#36 (permalink)
Sugar420 Old School Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,093 Thanks: 32 Thanked 132 Times in 706 Posts	uh huh uh huh parce que parce que uh huh parce que je n venir pas pour seulement mourir si vous plait, lisez seulement le mot que j'écrir alors moi, je brûle un feu dans la nuit je fume le bomb et je bois eau de vie

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