i aint playin

Sugar420 · 08-07-2009, 08:44 PM

i aint playin you know what im sayin
i got aerosol can of these rhymes that im sprayin
cuz you up im my court and the judgment im passin
guess you didnt know im the keyboard assassin
tho im deadly enough with all ths gas that im passin
str8 up you know the word and th word is the truth
its like you be lincoln am ima john wilkes your booth
its like ima dentist and you a rotted out tooth
you know i got more destruction than babe got ruth
now get ready yahooka ima bust this place wide
you know messin with me is like suicide
theres just one little fact that i just cant hide
i cant think of any ending for this dumb post

my_scatterheart · 08-07-2009, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v3d4

its like you be lincoln am ima john wilkes your booth

i lold

Grieves · 08-07-2009, 08:47 PM

John F. Kerry · 08-07-2009, 08:51 PM

yo yo yo
you got no dough
you rap as black as an eskimo

ohhh snap. no seriously that was good veda i liked it

al-Mu'akhkhir · 08-07-2009, 11:31 PM

tiiiiiiiight

al-Mu'akhkhir · 08-08-2009, 12:55 AM

veda pwned u

bongobongo · 08-08-2009, 07:59 AM

*sniff sniff* smells like bacon
i got a hackerin for some west coast spankin
living rhymes, passin the time, two turntables and a lil flo of mine
catch you out in my bushes spyin,
up my skirt i hear your dyin, tryin, wanna get a job hope your hirin

veda your words are true,
i dont know how you do the things you do
matchin words up like the poo on a shoe.
all your missing is a chorus and a hook
your shook, all i wanna do is rent that ass like a book
planes going down, you say your not in a gown?
NAKED, gonna send some mail fed exin,
knock on your front door i got a lot more
one more time im gonna show you more!

cockin, lockin, straight up poppin
spend the evenings in a locked up coffin
no one wants to die, no one really tries
live the life that you want to get by
prehistoric like the dinosaurs,
its an eye sore, movin along like a tyranasaur
find the bones in the ground, theres a lot to burn down
one more bowl and im gonna be BLOWN
smoke the weed puff puff pass, all i wanna do is spank that ass

I10HaulR · 08-08-2009, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reptar

nigga i typed that without hittin backspace or pausin once get on my level

Now that's Gangsta lol

bongobongo · 08-08-2009, 08:14 AM

no, no its not^

Kishar · 08-08-2009, 09:06 AM

yo check it i'm black and i'm white i'm what you call a wigga
get outta here wit dat bunk you gangsta ass nigga
my ryhmes are hotter than the core of the sun
and my finga is most def right next to tha trigga

these rhymes will smack you like the raging congo
whats that kats name who can't rhyme...all yea, thats right ...BONGO!
my skins so white i'm almost see through, i shimmer like the predator i live in OhiO

i pull out the choppa 30 rounds by 2 mags you do the math
ratta tat tat now youre in half while i stand back and just laugh
you say your name is reptar i leave your face full of scars
i'll put your balls in a jar and hang'em on the top shelf at the bar

then we have little 'ol veda who has a nice ass ass
even tho you got a little gas with time that'll pass
your rhymes are decent but not like mines, white hot
i'll drop you faster than a brain clot,
i'll hatch a plot put you on the spot kill you watch your body rot
then get caught, do time get out and smoke a little pot in my favorite mutha fuckin spot.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 08-08-2009, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reptar

nigga i typed that without hittin backspace or pausin once get on my level

still unimpressive.

Jack Straw · 08-08-2009, 11:47 AM

Check the impact of an ill rhyme
Proliferating thought in remarkable time.
Leavin hands scratchin the side-o-they heads
Leavin fans bustin "Ohhh shit, he's dead."
He'll never getup from the rhyme that was said.
He's lying there lifeless, losing street cred.
Slayin wack rappers is my favorite sport
Injury sustained on the rhyme saying court
Blank stare from eyes and mind just stunned
No medication can heal what I've done.
I tip a 40oz to your demise.
Testing my waters, kid that's unwise.
The shallowest part is too high for your kind.
The deepest part'll swallow your pride.
I hail from underground niches and dwellings.
I come from homes of sagelike tellings
I resemble a gnome in appearance and slender
I run MC's through a thoughtout blender
Leave em in pieces aching to reassemble
Next time try to see the next trend yo,
Rhyme with some wit and courageous vitality
This rhythm really fits the scene of your casuality.
Fuck it I don't need a mic anymore
My voice is heard in every inward score
It rings true through each part of the land
Haters talk shit I give em the backhand.
I fly down interstates in my dope ass whip
Bumpin 4 12's and some Souls of Mischief
Spark another L, stick the clutch, and hit it.
Stop up here to pickup the next mistress.
I'm breaking haters off like it just ain't shit.

José · 08-08-2009, 01:48 PM

I should just kill myself. :/

al-Mu'akhkhir · 08-09-2009, 02:04 AM

you're the fag, fag.

veda is still the most valuable poet thus far

Sugar420 · 08-09-2009, 11:31 PM

nigga plz. yall rhymes be whack
you best watch out im on the attack
but first ima go get me some snack
cuz im get my @ss whooped
by a munchy attack

al-Mu'akhkhir · 08-10-2009, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reptar

its the internet, quit taking it so serious fag

listen you fucking reptard i don't even know the meaning of the word serious

al-Mu'akhkhir · 08-10-2009, 12:19 AM

didnt you leave yahooka cuz you had gay sex and your wife found out or something?

al-Mu'akhkhir · 08-10-2009, 12:25 AM

you see nothing

Kishar · 08-10-2009, 04:10 AM

meanwhile back at the ranch
i grabbed my sister by the snatch
daddy said no incest son
i said fuck you pulled out the gauge and started to blast

went to my neighbors and fucked his wife
i fucked her so hard she was within an inch of life
when i was done i slit her throat to watch her bleed
you think this is bullshit but you best believe.

aft3rsh0kk · 08-10-2009, 07:16 AM

some creative shit right there^

08-07-2009, 08:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sugar420 Freedom Bird Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,132 Thanks: 39 Thanked 176 Times in 728 Posts	i aint playin i aint playin you know what im sayin i got aerosol can of these rhymes that im sprayin cuz you up im my court and the judgment im passin guess you didnt know im the keyboard assassin tho im deadly enough with all ths gas that im passin str8 up you know the word and th word is the truth its like you be lincoln am ima john wilkes your booth its like ima dentist and you a rotted out tooth you know i got more destruction than babe got ruth now get ready yahooka ima bust this place wide you know messin with me is like suicide theres just one little fact that i just cant hide i cant think of any ending for this dumb post

08-07-2009, 08:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,108 Times in 1,708 Posts	__________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

08-07-2009, 11:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	tiiiiiiiight __________________

08-08-2009, 12:55 AM	#6 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	veda pwned u __________________

08-08-2009, 09:06 AM	#10 (permalink)
Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,236 Thanks: 121 Thanked 223 Times in 156 Posts	yo check it i'm black and i'm white i'm what you call a wigga get outta here wit dat bunk you gangsta ass nigga my ryhmes are hotter than the core of the sun and my finga is most def right next to tha trigga these rhymes will smack you like the raging congo whats that kats name who can't rhyme...all yea, thats right ...BONGO! my skins so white i'm almost see through, i shimmer like the predator i live in OhiO i pull out the choppa 30 rounds by 2 mags you do the math ratta tat tat now youre in half while i stand back and just laugh you say your name is reptar i leave your face full of scars i'll put your balls in a jar and hang'em on the top shelf at the bar then we have little 'ol veda who has a nice ass ass even tho you got a little gas with time that'll pass your rhymes are decent but not like mines, white hot i'll drop you faster than a brain clot, i'll hatch a plot put you on the spot kill you watch your body rot then get caught, do time get out and smoke a little pot in my favorite mutha fuckin spot. __________________ Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"

08-07-2009, 08:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
John F. Kerry Weiner-stache Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,734 Thanks: 1,831 Thanked 497 Times in 355 Posts	yo yo yo you got no dough you rap as black as an eskimo ohhh snap. no seriously that was good veda i liked it

08-08-2009, 07:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
bongobongo ognob Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: \D:/ Posts: 349 Thanks: 407 Thanked 110 Times in 60 Posts	sniff sniff smells like bacon i got a hackerin for some west coast spankin living rhymes, passin the time, two turntables and a lil flo of mine catch you out in my bushes spyin, up my skirt i hear your dyin, tryin, wanna get a job hope your hirin veda your words are true, i dont know how you do the things you do matchin words up like the poo on a shoe. all your missing is a chorus and a hook your shook, all i wanna do is rent that ass like a book planes going down, you say your not in a gown? NAKED, gonna send some mail fed exin, knock on your front door i got a lot more one more time im gonna show you more! cockin, lockin, straight up poppin spend the evenings in a locked up coffin no one wants to die, no one really tries live the life that you want to get by prehistoric like the dinosaurs, its an eye sore, movin along like a tyranasaur find the bones in the ground, theres a lot to burn down one more bowl and im gonna be BLOWN smoke the weed puff puff pass, all i wanna do is spank that ass

08-08-2009, 08:14 AM	#9 (permalink)
bongobongo ognob Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: \D:/ Posts: 349 Thanks: 407 Thanked 110 Times in 60 Posts	no, no its not^

08-08-2009, 11:47 AM	#12 (permalink)
Jack Straw wishful thinker Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Utopia Posts: 981 Thanks: 10 Thanked 18 Times in 15 Posts	Check the impact of an ill rhyme Proliferating thought in remarkable time. Leavin hands scratchin the side-o-they heads Leavin fans bustin "Ohhh shit, he's dead." He'll never getup from the rhyme that was said. He's lying there lifeless, losing street cred. Slayin wack rappers is my favorite sport Injury sustained on the rhyme saying court Blank stare from eyes and mind just stunned No medication can heal what I've done. I tip a 40oz to your demise. Testing my waters, kid that's unwise. The shallowest part is too high for your kind. The deepest part'll swallow your pride. I hail from underground niches and dwellings. I come from homes of sagelike tellings I resemble a gnome in appearance and slender I run MC's through a thoughtout blender Leave em in pieces aching to reassemble Next time try to see the next trend yo, Rhyme with some wit and courageous vitality This rhythm really fits the scene of your casuality. Fuck it I don't need a mic anymore My voice is heard in every inward score It rings true through each part of the land Haters talk shit I give em the backhand. I fly down interstates in my dope ass whip Bumpin 4 12's and some Souls of Mischief Spark another L, stick the clutch, and hit it. Stop up here to pickup the next mistress. I'm breaking haters off like it just ain't shit. __________________ The time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted -John Lennon In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. -John Muir One man gathers what another man spills...

08-08-2009, 01:48 PM	#13 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	I should just kill myself. :/

08-09-2009, 02:04 AM	#14 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	you're the fag, fag. veda is still the most valuable poet thus far __________________

08-09-2009, 11:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
Sugar420 Freedom Bird Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,132 Thanks: 39 Thanked 176 Times in 728 Posts	nigga plz. yall rhymes be whack you best watch out im on the attack but first ima go get me some snack cuz im get my @ss whooped by a munchy attack

08-10-2009, 12:19 AM	#17 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	didnt you leave yahooka cuz you had gay sex and your wife found out or something? __________________

08-10-2009, 12:25 AM	#18 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	you see nothing __________________

08-10-2009, 04:10 AM	#19 (permalink)
Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,236 Thanks: 121 Thanked 223 Times in 156 Posts	meanwhile back at the ranch i grabbed my sister by the snatch daddy said no incest son i said fuck you pulled out the gauge and started to blast went to my neighbors and fucked his wife i fucked her so hard she was within an inch of life when i was done i slit her throat to watch her bleed you think this is bullshit but you best believe. __________________ Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"

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