If I could spend a day with each U.S. President...

scottishbastard · 08-09-2009, 03:38 AM

These are the things I would do if I had a day to hang out with each of the past and present u.s. Presidents:

Barack Obama - Go to a Drake and Lil' Wayne concert, smoke a few blunts, then go get some hookers.

George W. Bush - Cruise to the local poolhall drinking jack daniels on the way. Play some games of pool, drink beer, snort some lines and watch Bush Jr. do drunken handstands and backflips (you know he has crazy party trick skills!)...and get some hookers.

Bill Clinton - Go to a jazz club and smoke a few joints (and remind him not to inhale), then totally go get some hookers!

George Bush sr. - Dare him to throw up on some random Asian guy, ask him if I can choose the next random middle eastern country to fuck with, get a hooker, help George bury hooker in the desert.

Ronald Reagan - Kill myself...Get a hooker.

Jimmy Carter - Go to a mountain top and watch out for UFO's (and get some extraterrestrial hookers).

Richard Nixon - Tap a hooker's phoneline.

JFK - Convince him to let me bang Marilyn Monroe, get drunk, kill some hookers.

Herbert Hoover - Let the hooker kill him.

stoneric · 08-09-2009, 10:02 AM

bush 2. Visit him in his jail cell. Moon him.

cantSEEme · 08-09-2009, 10:17 AM

george washington - grow marijuana and distill grain alcohol w/ him. right some things on a piece of hemp paper that will be misinterpreted hundreds of years later.

scottishbastard · 08-09-2009, 01:53 PM

But what about the hookers guys?!!?! Come on now...

The Rev · 08-09-2009, 01:57 PM

I'd like hang out with Jackson. That MF was off the hook, yo.

The Rev

Ego Tripping · 08-09-2009, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ©antSEEme

george washington - grow marijuana and distill grain alcohol w/ him. right some things on a piece of hemp paper that will be misinterpreted hundreds of years later.

Being · 08-09-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by scottishbastard

These are the things I would do if I had a day to hang out with each of the past and present u.s. Presidents:

Barack Obama - Go to a Drake and Lil' Wayne concert, smoke a few blunts, then go get some hookers..

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

drake is a major corporate creation douche (fag was in degrassi), and wayne needs to get back to not being a douche

Ego Tripping · 08-09-2009, 06:17 PM

Lincoln - Ask him to impersonate Sean Connery and keep getting him to say "I don't know who that is." Then laugh.

pacman · 08-09-2009, 06:59 PM

me and Andrew Jackson would get loaded up with mac 10's, and ride around on horses killing indians

Grieves · 08-09-2009, 07:58 PM

anyone before 1899

Beat slaves, Lynch em when i was done, Illegitimately fertilize their wives, Teach everyone the glory of crack cocaine, Show them an ipod touch and tell them i was from the future, Rule the US based on being from the future...

scottishbastard · 08-10-2009, 01:53 AM

Fertilize??? haha...That's a good way of putting it...But I'm pretty sure if it was before 1899 and you convinced people you were from the future they would burn you at the stake for being a witch.

And though Jackson was a mac daddy, o.g. triple o.g., pimp he was a horrible example of a U.S. president. Maybe him and Hoover should duke it out.

And yeah, Drake is pretty goofy.. But my Canadian side draws me to secretly watch Degrassi marathons....My girlfriend thinks I'm a pedophile hahahaha. But it was funny as hell when he ate shit on stage.....But the bottom line is he has the best music video I've ever seen. Big boobed ho's stretching and playing basketball...I can't believe everyone hated that video.

YouTube - Drake - Best I Ever Had

The Rev · 08-15-2009, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Ego Tripping

Lincoln - Ask him to impersonate Sean Connery and keep getting him to say "I don't know who that is." Then laugh.

This statement is a work of art.

The Rev

**Kompressor** · 08-15-2009, 10:59 AM

I'd want to safari with Teddy Roosevelt.

The original Rough Rider.

Silverleaf · 08-15-2009, 11:08 AM

I'd like to see a drunken brawl between Abe Lincoln and Jefferson Davis. That would be a little epic.

Mydriasis · 08-15-2009, 02:25 PM

Teddy Roosevelt was a true bad ass. Dude got shot and still gave a speech. I'd prolly just give him some brandy, bow,and walk away.

Woodrow Wilson - "I am a most unhappy man; unwittingly I have ruined my country...", I'd probably just sit down and ask him why he still did what he did.

kitch · 08-15-2009, 02:39 PM

I'd chill with Clinton, but only if Hilldog wasn't around.

08-09-2009, 03:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	If I could spend a day with each U.S. President... These are the things I would do if I had a day to hang out with each of the past and present u.s. Presidents: Barack Obama - Go to a Drake and Lil' Wayne concert, smoke a few blunts, then go get some hookers. George W. Bush - Cruise to the local poolhall drinking jack daniels on the way. Play some games of pool, drink beer, snort some lines and watch Bush Jr. do drunken handstands and backflips (you know he has crazy party trick skills!)...and get some hookers. Bill Clinton - Go to a jazz club and smoke a few joints (and remind him not to inhale), then totally go get some hookers! George Bush sr. - Dare him to throw up on some random Asian guy, ask him if I can choose the next random middle eastern country to fuck with, get a hooker, help George bury hooker in the desert. Ronald Reagan - Kill myself...Get a hooker. Jimmy Carter - Go to a mountain top and watch out for UFO's (and get some extraterrestrial hookers). Richard Nixon - Tap a hooker's phoneline. JFK - Convince him to let me bang Marilyn Monroe, get drunk, kill some hookers. Herbert Hoover - Let the hooker kill him. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

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cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	george washington - grow marijuana and distill grain alcohol w/ him. right some things on a piece of hemp paper that will be misinterpreted hundreds of years later. __________________ Last edited by cantSEEme; 08-09-2009 at 10:22 AM.

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scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	But what about the hookers guys?!!?! Come on now... __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,674 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,059 Times in 2,710 Posts	I'd like hang out with Jackson. That MF was off the hook, yo. The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

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Ego Tripping Are you in? Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 13,461 Thanks: 229 Thanked 657 Times in 438 Posts	Lincoln - Ask him to impersonate Sean Connery and keep getting him to say "I don't know who that is." Then laugh. __________________ God appears, and God is light, To those poor souls who dwell in night; But does a human form display To those who dwell in realms of day.

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stoneric bougeman Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,223 Thanks: 431 Thanked 1,246 Times in 892 Posts	bush 2. Visit him in his jail cell. Moon him.

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pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	me and Andrew Jackson would get loaded up with mac 10's, and ride around on horses killing indians

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Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	anyone before 1899 Beat slaves, Lynch em when i was done, Illegitimately fertilize their wives, Teach everyone the glory of crack cocaine, Show them an ipod touch and tell them i was from the future, Rule the US based on being from the future... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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Kompressor Voice of Reason Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 8,066 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2,849 Times in 1,509 Posts	I'd want to safari with Teddy Roosevelt. The original Rough Rider. __________________ Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

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Silverleaf Toker Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: in the wild Posts: 497 Thanks: 202 Thanked 67 Times in 46 Posts	I'd like to see a drunken brawl between Abe Lincoln and Jefferson Davis. That would be a little epic. __________________

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Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,317 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	Teddy Roosevelt was a true bad ass. Dude got shot and still gave a speech. I'd prolly just give him some brandy, bow,and walk away. Woodrow Wilson - "I am a most unhappy man; unwittingly I have ruined my country...", I'd probably just sit down and ask him why he still did what he did. __________________ ۞

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