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Old 08-11-2009, 07:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Yahooka solutions to RL problems

Everyone deals with some shit, and theres the way you'll probably handle it... then there's the way Yahooka would want it to go down.

Like I'm in this romance triangle with this one girl for the second time, and ill spare you the details but I think i'm gonna go after her roommate just like last time I went for her friend.

But I thought about it and I realized I should R/D&B both of them, get them both pregnant and then chill with a blunt.
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Old 08-11-2009, 08:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Yahooka solution:

pics or gtfo
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Old 08-11-2009, 10:52 AM   #3 (permalink)
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its all social incest.. really i mean
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Old 08-11-2009, 11:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i think your mistaking yahooka for a forum that gives a shit
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Old 08-11-2009, 11:10 AM   #5 (permalink)
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your plan sounds like youll be smoking that blunt in a cardboard box in the dark trying to get every drop of "fuck it" out of that weed.
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Old 08-11-2009, 11:15 AM   #6 (permalink)
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geenos pimp hand is strong

smack it, wax it, tax it.
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Old 08-11-2009, 11:18 AM   #7 (permalink)
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i want to take a shit the regular way but it pleases yahooka to do so backwards so i'll go with that
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Old 08-11-2009, 11:24 AM   #8 (permalink)
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ive been squatting on my toilet seat for about 6 months now
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Old 08-11-2009, 11:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
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i shoot raccoons with rifles in the city.

edit: I mean raccoons that have rifles.
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Old 08-11-2009, 11:41 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2009, 11:44 AM   #11 (permalink)
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geeno you need to fight their mother and get beat up and then fuck both minors and their bloodied mother..Then post right before the cops come and during the subsequent arrest...
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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^ holy shit i have never seen a computerized "≠" sign before
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:45 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Do them at the same time. Then, I will be impressed.



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Old 08-11-2009, 05:50 PM   #16 (permalink)
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But I thought about it and I realized I should R/D&B both of them, get them both pregnant and then chill with a blunt.
I love how even abbreviated I knew immediately what this meant.

Yahookan solutions indeed. I lul'd
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Old 08-11-2009, 05:50 PM   #17 (permalink)
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i shoot raccoons with rifles in the city.

edit: I mean raccoons that have rifles.
you lie.... there was no edit.. that was all original post!
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Old 08-11-2009, 07:27 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I love how even abbreviated I knew immediately what this meant.

Yahookan solutions indeed. I lul'd
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Old 08-11-2009, 08:20 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Solve my problem Yahooka:

I love ketamine. I love my girlfriend. My girlfriend hates ketamine.
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Old 08-11-2009, 08:37 PM   #20 (permalink)
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drug said girl with ketamine,


the raw dog and bail
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