Yahooka solutions to RL problems

Geeno · 08-11-2009, 06:53 AM

Everyone deals with some shit, and theres the way you'll probably handle it... then there's the way Yahooka would want it to go down.

Like I'm in this romance triangle with this one girl for the second time, and ill spare you the details but I think i'm gonna go after her roommate just like last time I went for her friend.

But I thought about it and I realized I should R/D&B both of them, get them both pregnant and then chill with a blunt.

Kompressor · 08-11-2009, 07:47 AM

Yahooka solution:

pics or gtfo

bongobongo · 08-11-2009, 09:52 AM

its all social incest.. really i mean

John F. Kerry · 08-11-2009, 10:06 AM

i think your mistaking yahooka for a forum that gives a shit

**Mafoo** · 08-11-2009, 10:10 AM

your plan sounds like youll be smoking that blunt in a cardboard box in the dark trying to get every drop of "fuck it" out of that weed.

cantSEEme · 08-11-2009, 10:15 AM

geenos pimp hand is strong

smack it, wax it, tax it.

verklingen · 08-11-2009, 10:18 AM

i want to take a shit the regular way but it pleases yahooka to do so backwards so i'll go with that

**Mafoo** · 08-11-2009, 10:24 AM

ive been squatting on my toilet seat for about 6 months now

José · 08-11-2009, 10:29 AM

i shoot raccoons with rifles in the city.

edit: I mean raccoons that have rifles.

pacman · 08-11-2009, 10:41 AM

plug it, geeno

Grieves · 08-11-2009, 10:44 AM

geeno you need to fight their mother and get beat up and then fuck both minors and their bloodied mother..Then post right before the cops come and during the subsequent arrest...

verklingen · 08-11-2009, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pacman

plug it, geeno

cloudy ≠ yahooka

tedkennedy · 08-11-2009, 03:02 PM

^ holy shit i have never seen a computerized "≠" sign before

notepad · 08-11-2009, 03:11 PM

^lul yeah me eitherz

The Rev · 08-11-2009, 03:45 PM

Do them at the same time. Then, I will be impressed.

The Rev

Canuck Wisdom · 08-11-2009, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geeno

But I thought about it and I realized I should R/D&B both of them, get them both pregnant and then chill with a blunt.

I love how even abbreviated I knew immediately what this meant.

Yahookan solutions indeed. I lul'd

Being · 08-11-2009, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

i shoot raccoons with rifles in the city.

edit: I mean raccoons that have rifles.

you lie.... there was no edit.. that was all original post!

al-Mu'akhkhir · 08-11-2009, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canuck Wisdom

I love how even abbreviated I knew immediately what this meant.

Yahookan solutions indeed. I lul'd

x2

Krunk · 08-11-2009, 07:20 PM

Solve my problem Yahooka:

I love ketamine. I love my girlfriend. My girlfriend hates ketamine.

fenderbender · 08-11-2009, 07:37 PM

drug said girl with ketamine,

the raw dog and bail

08-11-2009, 07:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
Kompressor Voice of Reason Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 8,361 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3,068 Times in 1,634 Posts	Yahooka solution: pics or gtfo __________________ Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

08-11-2009, 10:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,973 Thanks: 3,775 Thanked 2,651 Times in 1,697 Posts	your plan sounds like youll be smoking that blunt in a cardboard box in the dark trying to get every drop of "fuck it" out of that weed. __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

08-11-2009, 10:15 AM	#6 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,019 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	geenos pimp hand is strong smack it, wax it, tax it. __________________

08-11-2009, 10:18 AM	#7 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	i want to take a shit the regular way but it pleases yahooka to do so backwards so i'll go with that __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

08-11-2009, 10:24 AM	#8 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,973 Thanks: 3,775 Thanked 2,651 Times in 1,697 Posts	ive been squatting on my toilet seat for about 6 months now __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

08-11-2009, 09:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
bongobongo ognob Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: \D:/ Posts: 349 Thanks: 407 Thanked 110 Times in 60 Posts	its all social incest.. really i mean

08-11-2009, 10:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
John F. Kerry Weiner-stache Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,734 Thanks: 1,831 Thanked 497 Times in 355 Posts	i think your mistaking yahooka for a forum that gives a shit

08-11-2009, 10:29 AM	#9 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	i shoot raccoons with rifles in the city. edit: I mean raccoons that have rifles.

08-11-2009, 10:41 AM	#10 (permalink)
pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 711 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	plug it, geeno

08-11-2009, 10:44 AM	#11 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,108 Times in 1,708 Posts	geeno you need to fight their mother and get beat up and then fuck both minors and their bloodied mother..Then post right before the cops come and during the subsequent arrest... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

08-11-2009, 03:02 PM	#13 (permalink)
tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,229 Thanks: 71 Thanked 585 Times in 364 Posts	^ holy shit i have never seen a computerized "≠" sign before __________________ matthew munari

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	^lul yeah me eitherz

08-11-2009, 03:45 PM	#15 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	Do them at the same time. Then, I will be impressed. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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