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Old 08-17-2009, 03:44 PM   #41 (permalink)
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not much turns me on more than female features that seem unnecessarily robust, or serve no obvious function/are slightly overdone for the rest of the physique. Its like... why such a pronounced bum.. why is your chest so voluptuous? I need to take your clothes off and find out!!!
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Old 08-17-2009, 04:29 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2009, 07:00 PM   #43 (permalink)
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not much turns me on more than female features that seem unnecessarily robust, or serve no obvious function/are slightly overdone for the rest of the physique. Its like... why such a pronounced bum.. why is your chest so voluptuous? I need to take your clothes off and find out!!!
goes both ways. i don't think i've heard "___'s dick is too big" from any female.
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Old 08-17-2009, 09:59 PM   #44 (permalink)
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you haven't met any of teh ladiez I have boned then, I am a long (&hard) time regular at the big penis support group forum. It's pretty upsetting when you acidentaly choke a girl from the opposite direction
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Old 08-18-2009, 10:40 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2009, 10:42 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2009, 11:21 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2009, 11:24 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2009, 12:07 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2009, 10:33 PM   #50 (permalink)
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VEGina ; A female vegitarian; When you or your buddy is sleeping with a female vegetarian etc
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Old 08-29-2009, 12:35 AM   #51 (permalink)
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scenile - ("to become scenile") occurs at a point in one's life when the individual begins to disillusion with everything else going on in their surroundings due to fixation on their hair, myspace, fitted band tees, tattoos, image and being at "shows".

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Old 08-29-2009, 11:59 AM   #52 (permalink)
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VEGina;A female vegitarian
I guess that'd be me.

On that note, I hear vegetarians don't have as offensive body odors as omnivores, but I'm exposed to a lot of stupid urban legends--could be another. It makes more sense to connect body odor to hygiene consistency rather than variety in diet. Could be another bullshit lie spread by PETA.

I know some dirty hippies who are vegetarian/vegan and foul smelling due to the combination of unmaintained body hair/infrequent showers/lack of deodorant, so meat certainly couldn't be the cause in that case.
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Old 08-29-2009, 12:40 PM   #53 (permalink)
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There's that and that vegetarians taste better.

Not quite sure what to think about either. I mean on one hand what you put in your body certainly has an effect on what it puts out in any matter and not just waste, but I'm also not certain that it's as big of a difference as they'd like to make it out to be.

I've never done any personal testing/polling on the issue though, so who knows. I'm willing to bet it leans more towards the common sense combination of personal body chemistry and diet than it does diet alone. I also think it's likely less an issue of meat consumption alone than it is what's likely to be a vegetarians higher intake of varied veggies/fruits and/or larger intake of the ones that apparently matter.
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Old 09-19-2009, 01:26 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Lucky poop, or an Irish turd = green poop

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pussy vagina - A vagina that can't have sex more than maybe once a week
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pussy vagina - A vagina that can't have sex more than maybe once a week
sounds depressing for whoever this is attached to
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:25 PM   #57 (permalink)
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me and a couple of my boys have thought of a few of these lately, mostly from them happening to us so we decided to coin a term for it... lol.. and i dont believe in adding shit to the actual urban dictionary so i figured id post em here

nigger winter - the polar opposite of an 'indian summer'. e.g. when there's a snowstorm in april

blumpkin brothers - when you and one of your boys have both gotten a blumpkin in the same bathroom / toilet (at different times, jackass)

male cocktease / reverse cocktease / lambs to the slaughter / jews to the oven - when one of your friend tells you he needs a wingman and his lady friend has hot friends... and then you get there and the friends are passed out drunk on the floor / hideously ugly or fat / are there with dudes, etc.. e.g., one of your boys hoodwinks you in order for himself to get pussy

goal tender - the guy who saves you from a cock blocker, usually that cock blocker being a female friend of a girl you are trying to bring home, by most likely using a variety of different 'distraction' techniques

clamblocked - when you get cock blocked from a female, usually when the girl youre trying to bangs friend comes in and pulls her away because shes drunk/etc... can also be used as the female version of 'cock blocked', e.g. when a girl gets cock blocked
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ano ki odai - hole brothers- you can figure out the meaning.

and no im no ones ano ki odai
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malebait - a guy who is a loli.

"what would peter north do?" - a means of saying when in doubt 'give it your biggest shot', like peter north is known for having done.

lies-bian - the act of philandering your sexual preference to get some creep off your tits.
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me and a couple of my boys have thought of a few of these lately, mostly from them happening to us so we decided to coin a term for it... lol.. and i dont believe in adding shit to the actual urban dictionary so i figured id post em here

nigger winter - the polar opposite of an 'indian summer'. e.g. when there's a snowstorm in april

blumpkin brothers - when you and one of your boys have both gotten a blumpkin in the same bathroom / toilet (at different times, jackass)

male cocktease / reverse cocktease / lambs to the slaughter / jews to the oven - when one of your friend tells you he needs a wingman and his lady friend has hot friends... and then you get there and the friends are passed out drunk on the floor / hideously ugly or fat / are there with dudes, etc.. e.g., one of your boys hoodwinks you in order for himself to get pussy

goal tender - the guy who saves you from a cock blocker, usually that cock blocker being a female friend of a girl you are trying to bring home, by most likely using a variety of different 'distraction' techniques

clamblocked - when you get cock blocked from a female, usually when the girl youre trying to bangs friend comes in and pulls her away because shes drunk/etc... can also be used as the female version of 'cock blocked', e.g. when a girl gets cock blocked
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