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Old 08-12-2009, 03:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Herbin' Dictionary

This can be yahooka's half-assed answer to urban dictionary. The herbin’ dictionary, if you will. Share original words/phrases, and/or post classic yahookanisms (i.e. "let us call you, then"). Does not necessarily have to relate to marijuana.

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1. mascara massacre-the disaster which is produced when a drunk girl at a party starts crying hysterically and her face is thereby streaked with eye makeup.

2. brohammed-like 'broseph', but a more islamic alternative.

3. ho-mophobia-the condition of harboring a fear or bias against hos. however, no yahookans have been diagnosed with this as of yet.

4. gaycist- the replacement word for the original meaning of 'homophobia’, to avoid confusion.

5. whorange- the color one turns when too much artificial tanning products are used.

6. “I’m gay”- in reference to polls, this option is equivalent to “I plead the fifth” or “I don’t know”. This applies to any and every poll.

7. “Nigga went to _____ college”- the response a Yahookan gets when they contribute significant information to a thread/topic, courtesy of Weedwax.

8. Lemons – the legendary Yahooka threadstory of a loose bladder.

9. North of Sanity – (“oh damn, I heard he pulled a NoS”) to physically strike your girlfriend or wife (AKA your property).


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pheonce hahaha wow a ghettoer spelling would be hard to come by.
edit - pheeyonce i guess.
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Old 08-12-2009, 03:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol whorange.
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Old 08-12-2009, 03:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol whorange was funny i thought too



sars, what about bongo ? im a sad bongo now
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Old 08-12-2009, 03:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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bongo-a little kid who buys weak drugs
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Old 08-12-2009, 03:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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^ he's gay.


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Old 08-12-2009, 03:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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to run with the NoS one..

face-palm - the act of reprimanding a ho


and with the brohammed

bro-rape - act of being sodomized by ones supposed bro
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Old 08-12-2009, 03:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2009, 03:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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bongo-a little kid who buys weak drugs
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:11 PM   #10 (permalink)
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shut - term coined by me on irc that is now being thefted
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I was just trying to make it like the urban dictionary.
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:19 PM   #13 (permalink)
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1. bongo 40 up, 25 down
Graphic representation of the reproductive act, or close approximations of said activity.
Alternately known as porn pr0n XXX or Hardcore
Send us your funny websites, but no Bongo or Snuff please

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Old 08-12-2009, 05:08 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Pics or It Didn't Happen- Used in response to a post recalling an outrageous anecdote or incident

Usage: "I pulled a NOS on the wife and she flew out the window"
Re: Pics or it didn't happen
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Old 08-12-2009, 05:25 PM   #15 (permalink)
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loose shoes - loose fucking shoes.
foam party - underage boobies

both weak but any seasoned yahookan knows whats up
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Old 08-12-2009, 05:58 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Seriously, if I wanted to I could just throw the next gay guy I come across right up against a wall and give him an anal assault and he wouldn't complain one bit.
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Old 08-12-2009, 07:13 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Rob Kelly feet: fucking grozz ass feet

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Old 08-12-2009, 07:22 PM   #20 (permalink)
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the geeno challenge must be acknowledged too
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