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Old 08-14-2009, 11:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hero risks life to save beached animal

eh... i did save a flipped horseshoe crab a little bit ago and almost got sucked out to sea in the process...

its the little things that count ya know?

idk, the whole time i was at the beach tonight i was having mental images of either saving someone who was drowning or helping a beached whale or something, just shit like would i risk my life or not kinda mental scenarios. Then on my walk back to my shoes, i came across a fucked horseshoe crab and jumped into action lol.

weird how shit works out like that eh?



alsooooo, if you can, you should all go meditate or just go on walks down at the beach at night. really does ya some good


yea so idk whats up with this thread, but god its gotta suck to be one of you fuckers that dont live right near the beach...


and fuck anyone thats about to talk shit about the jersey shore. Here on the south Jersey shore we got some of the nicest beaches evar (once the guidos go back to their holes for the night/end of summer) yea fuck you guidos

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Old 08-14-2009, 11:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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horseshoe crabs are smarter than you think. this wasn't a coincidence.
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Old 08-14-2009, 11:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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fuck you think it planned all this to lay its babys in my skull or something? shit
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Old 08-15-2009, 07:27 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2009, 07:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
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yea so idk whats up with this thread, but god its gotta suck to be one of you fuckers that dont live right near the beach...




You have no idea. Once the beach lot fills up, they turn people around outside the intersection by my house. The traffic if horrible. You have no idea what it's like living in constant fear of not being able to leave my house.
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Old 08-15-2009, 09:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2009, 10:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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i walk to the beach and theres usually only a few people scattered out
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Old 08-15-2009, 10:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2009, 05:15 PM   #9 (permalink)
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that movie "The Beach" was pretty good.
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i heard fender fucked a crab
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i heard notepad tried it on with the same crab and it gave him a black eye
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Old 08-15-2009, 10:28 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2009, 11:23 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I've saved drowning and near drowning people . Once with the Atlantic City Beach Patrol while on vacation. And one time taught a class on cpr to a bunch of coal miners.

but never even voted for saving a whale.
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i was real coked up lastnight and thought it said 'bleached' instead of beached, and was like 'hero?? bull iddish..' .. then i read the actual 'substance' of the thread today, and pretty much the same response. it was a crab dude-- dow does a crab get beached? it lives on the beach. the tide will come and save it whether you-wearing-your-cape do or not.
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Old 08-16-2009, 02:57 PM   #16 (permalink)
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not if its upside down and it gets eaten by seagulls.


i mighta had to battle my way through killer seagulls in pitch black night to save this flipped over horseshoe crab..you dont know.

dont rain on my parade herb.





and no i didnt have to fight off killer seagulls, but i did have to kill a few black people to get to it so it was equally dangerous

and equally rewarding
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let nature take its course. that crab could be dinner for some hungry animal that went on to starve to death because you jacked its dinner. asshole. :P
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yeah bender fuck you everything you do is wrong
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Old 08-16-2009, 03:06 PM   #20 (permalink)
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more like genderbender amirite
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