You know youre a vampire when... - Page 2

**~~Scion~~** · 08-15-2009, 05:18 PM

And oh yeah, the upside down stars on the elephant....satanic pentagrams of course.

**SageTree** · 08-15-2009, 05:19 PM

Of course

**~~Scion~~** · 08-15-2009, 05:29 PM

Doin that to a delicious watermelon is definitely a sin. What a waste of a good melon. I cant believe he busted on it. I thought it was a prank, but I guess he really meant business. And I hope thats not some vegetarian dig...cuz...dont get me started

**SageTree** · 08-15-2009, 05:34 PM

This is not the government approved way to get your 5-7 fruits and veggies a day!

Grieves · 08-15-2009, 07:24 PM

But it is the government approved method to make watermelon juice...

The SARS Volta · 08-15-2009, 08:04 PM

if you shop at hot topic and saw that south park episode where butters became a vampire and it parallels your life

**~~Scion~~** · 08-15-2009, 09:20 PM

yea, i forgot to mention hot topic...and especially if they let you into the "back room".

st0n3r_pr1nc3ss · 08-16-2009, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Scion

I hate to break it to some of you guys, but you've become vampires. I want you to know...there is recovery from vampirism. Well, just so you know...If you meet most or all of these criteria, youre probably one of the 'fallen' ones. You know youre a vampire when...

You are over a hundred.

You lack all bodily Pigment of hair and eyes.

A tan is completely and utterly impossible.

You belong to secret societies, houses, or covens.

You have blood of any kind on your menu.

Killing any person or living thing is a hobby, pastime, or part of your job description.

You have a jug of blood in your fridge or frozen blood pops in your freezer.

You have been trained in the dark arts since childhood.

Your religion involves blood sacrifice of any kind.

Youve lost track of your own body count.

You need help friends, you are lost, and your people have been lost, but come back to the light. If you want to, you can stop the vampirism and use milk {a form of blood transformed} as a substitute to assuage your craving for blood and violence for as long as you need to for the transformation to take place. In this way, you will recover your better human nature, and come back into the favor of the light and the warmth of Life. Remember your true selves, you are children of the Light.

i'm glad you were able to finally identify WHAT you really are. i really hope you take your own advice. i can tell you really need the help. so go have some milk! hahahahaha

st0n3r_pr1nc3ss · 08-16-2009, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Scion

yea, i forgot to mention hot topic...and especially if they let you into the "back room".

you know what the "back room" is all about, don't you?

Mydriasis · 08-16-2009, 01:09 AM

Episode Guide - South Park Studios - southpark free streaming every episode incase you need a referance JVB.

**~~Scion~~** · 08-16-2009, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by st0n3r_pr1nc3ss

you know what the "back room" is all about, don't you?

can I trouble you for some fresh milk?

**~~Scion~~** · 08-16-2009, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mydriasis

Episode Guide - South Park Studios - southpark free streaming every episode incase you need a referance JVB.

Lol. Thanks, I want to see that vampire episode.

Man in Black · 08-16-2009, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Scion

can I trouble you for some fresh milk?

lol talk about creepy

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 08-16-2009, 02:40 AM

You know how I know you're gay? You drive a scion.

**~~Scion~~** · 08-16-2009, 03:46 AM

there is nothing creepy about sucking on a womans breasts...especially for nourishment. psssh

JcP · 08-16-2009, 08:32 AM

the sound that watermelon makes is obscene. Too funny.

Cerpin Taxt · 08-16-2009, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SageTree

yup

**AlteredStateGrl** · 08-16-2009, 10:17 AM

Yup you jerked to it didn't you Cerpin?

Ego Tripping · 08-16-2009, 03:48 PM

Kinda hard not to.

**AlteredStateGrl** · 08-16-2009, 04:01 PM

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,612 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,486 Thanked 5,709 Times in 4,024 Posts	This is not the government approved way to get your 5-7 fruits and veggies a day! __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

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~~Scion~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	And oh yeah, the upside down stars on the elephant....satanic pentagrams of course.

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~~Scion~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Doin that to a delicious watermelon is definitely a sin. What a waste of a good melon. I cant believe he busted on it. I thought it was a prank, but I guess he really meant business. And I hope thats not some vegetarian dig...cuz...dont get me started

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~~Scion~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	yea, i forgot to mention hot topic...and especially if they let you into the "back room".

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~~Scion~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	there is nothing creepy about sucking on a womans breasts...especially for nourishment. psssh

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