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**~~Scion~~** · 08-16-2009, 08:15 PM

so do some research on thes evamps, dont just listen to ignorant words claiming they know somthing, when they dont.

Sugar420 · 08-16-2009, 08:45 PM

well i apologize for the hand picture, i just saw it the first time today, i thought it was cute/funny and couldnt wait to post it on somebody

zoltron · 08-16-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Scion

they can expect a little flame.

A little flame?

maszac · 08-16-2009, 09:09 PM

dude the vamps deleted your other thread!

shai_hulud · 08-16-2009, 09:11 PM

^

verklingen · 08-17-2009, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Scion

Many deceivers smile in your face. 'Veda' can be defined as a slave control program organized religion imposed by aryan invading barbarians (in India...color...cast es...)....so it dosnt suprise me.

plus ive seen the drivel veda posts. Not really my cup of tea, so I dont read it. simple as that. Some cant be so civilized.

the aryan invasion theory was made up by a racist british historian to account for indian cultural development. there is zero evidence of any invasion and ample evidence in the form of archeological sites which prove ancient indian civilization was well on its way before the supposed "invasion" was thought to have taken place. gtfo thou scholar of ill repute

The Rev · 08-18-2009, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Scion

I think he said cantaloupe.

Nevertheless, Im worried about you rev

That shit made me laugh so hard it started to hurt my sides.

There are two elements to that vid that make it a classic: 1) The sound that fucking the watermelon made, and 2) The fact that he pulls out for the money shot. If it had been a black dude, it would have earned the triple crown of comedy gold.

The Rev

Kompressor · 08-18-2009, 04:57 PM

The Rev · 08-18-2009, 05:50 PM

I'm unconvinced. I still think being a vampire would be cool. I mean, let's say you meet Anna Paquin at a party. Of course she's going to fuck you. You can't get her preggo and she love's the fang. However, if she starts in on "so, I guess this means we're going together..." you can just suck her dry and move on to the next vamp tramp.

What's not to love about THAT scenario?

The Rev

Grieves · 08-19-2009, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by The Rev

I'm unconvinced. I still think being a vampire would be cool. I mean, let's say you meet Anna Paquin at a party. Of course she's going to fuck you. You can't get her preggo and she love's the fang. However, if she starts in on "so, I guess this means we're going together..." you can just suck her dry and move on to the next vamp tramp.

What's not to love about THAT scenario?

The Rev

Then you have to deal with a crazy undead immortal vamp chick trying to get in on your nut all the time...

FourtySecondRip · 08-19-2009, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Scion

Doin that to a delicious watermelon is definitely a sin. What a waste of a good melon. I cant believe he busted on it. I thought it was a prank, but I guess he really meant business. And I hope thats not some vegetarian dig...cuz...dont get me started

its not a waste if he ate it afterwards....

The Rev · 08-19-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Grieves

Then you have to deal with a crazy undead immortal vamp chick trying to get in on your nut all the time...

Not if they don't drink of my immortality inducing vampiric blood, they can't. Seriously, dude, you need to study up on vampire lore, or you're going to be totally unprepared for that night when Scion stops by your house.

The Rev

B. · 08-19-2009, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Scion

dont just listen to ignorant words claiming they know somthing, when they dont.

Ironic

I love these bizarre FFA threads, cheer me up no end!!

...I vant to suck your blood!

The Rev · 08-19-2009, 07:22 PM

I heard "the count" was the inspiration for Louis in Interview with a Vampire.

Truth.

The Rev

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	I'm unconvinced. I still think being a vampire would be cool. I mean, let's say you meet Anna Paquin at a party. Of course she's going to fuck you. You can't get her preggo and she love's the fang. However, if she starts in on "so, I guess this means we're going together..." you can just suck her dry and move on to the next vamp tramp. What's not to love about THAT scenario? The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	I heard "the count" was the inspiration for Louis in Interview with a Vampire. Truth. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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