You know youre a vampire when...

**~~Scion~~** · 08-15-2009, 07:17 AM

I hate to break it to some of you guys, but you've become vampires. I want you to know...there is recovery from vampirism. Well, just so you know...If you meet most or all of these criteria, youre probably one of the 'fallen' ones. You know youre a vampire when...

You are over a hundred.

You lack all bodily Pigment of hair and eyes.

A tan is completely and utterly impossible.

You belong to secret societies, houses, or covens.

You have blood of any kind on your menu.

Killing any person or living thing is a hobby, pastime, or part of your job description.

You have a jug of blood in your fridge or frozen blood pops in your freezer.

You have been trained in the dark arts since childhood.

Your religion involves blood sacrifice of any kind.

Youve lost track of your own body count.

You need help friends, you are lost, and your people have been lost, but come back to the light. If you want to, you can stop the vampirism and use milk {a form of blood transformed} as a substitute to assuage your craving for blood and violence for as long as you need to for the transformation to take place. In this way, you will recover your better human nature, and come back into the favor of the light and the warmth of Life. Remember your true selves, you are children of the Light.

Flamingnun · 08-15-2009, 07:31 AM

osirus2020 · 08-15-2009, 07:36 AM

Looks like I fit the criteria. What now?

The Rev · 08-15-2009, 08:08 AM

You had me at "You're over 100"

The Rev

**~~Scion~~** · 08-15-2009, 08:36 AM

Milk in fact is a form of the blood transformed. And human milk is optimum, which brings us back to the 100 tities thread. haha.

**~~Scion~~** · 08-15-2009, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by osirus2020

Looks like I fit the criteria. What now?

keep the nipple-juice handy brother. i know you can do it.

**~~Scion~~** · 08-15-2009, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

You had me at "You're over 100"

The Rev

is that the eye of satan on your cap

**~~Scion~~** · 08-15-2009, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Flamingnun

Oh boy, I dont even know where to start with you. first of all, you need to regress back to your birth and childhood and find out what happened!

Were you fed similac instead of breastfed? and raised on GIJoe episodes? Did you not get the love you needed? Did your mama hold you enuf? Left in the crib for long intervals? soiled? Did your daddy not give you attention?...or was there physical or psychological abuse? You need to think about these things.

Im sorry, you did deserve the love and attention, and you are a worthwhile human being. Find your inner child and love him first. Until then youll never be able to love others.

[P.S. I love you... Brother. (come back to the light)]

**~~Scion~~** · 08-15-2009, 09:03 AM

By the way, the patriotic motif on your republican hand... the traditional red and white flags of viking ships, indicating blood. The blue represents the eye color. The elephant represents the monopoly/aristocracy.

...so it is a fitting gesture for a person of such barbarian piratesque qualities.

Man in Black · 08-15-2009, 12:35 PM

go fuck a cantaloupe, JVB

The Rev · 08-15-2009, 01:59 PM

The Rev

Man in Black · 08-15-2009, 03:43 PM

lol wtf rev

Cerpin Taxt · 08-15-2009, 04:03 PM

I saw a man have sex with a watermelon and cum all over it.

Never thought I would type this sentence and mean it!

notepad · 08-15-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by the rev

The rev

l!o!l!o!l!o!l!o!l!o! l!o!l!o!l!!!!!11 wow

Being · 08-15-2009, 04:52 PM

goddamn scion fails so hard.

**AlteredStateGrl** · 08-15-2009, 04:56 PM

So, I haven't watched and actually won't. But...wow...you guys watched that all the way through? Like, cum and all? To the jizzy end? Why? I can see just without playing it, a guy is going to fuck that watermelon. It's not like I'd need to see it, to believe it. You guys watched it all?

...

**SageTree** · 08-15-2009, 05:00 PM

yup

**AlteredStateGrl** · 08-15-2009, 05:01 PM

Sage, I thought you'd have a better *jerkin' it* smilie than that one.

**SageTree** · 08-15-2009, 05:04 PM

1 strike. No balls. No fouls:

It's the wind up and the pitch!

yeah i was all into it and then......

**~~Scion~~** · 08-15-2009, 05:10 PM

I think he said cantaloupe.

Nevertheless, Im worried about you rev

08-15-2009, 07:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
~~Scion~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	You know youre a vampire when... I hate to break it to some of you guys, but you've become vampires. I want you to know...there is recovery from vampirism. Well, just so you know...If you meet most or all of these criteria, youre probably one of the 'fallen' ones. You know youre a vampire when... You are over a hundred. You lack all bodily Pigment of hair and eyes. A tan is completely and utterly impossible. You belong to secret societies, houses, or covens. You have blood of any kind on your menu. Killing any person or living thing is a hobby, pastime, or part of your job description. You have a jug of blood in your fridge or frozen blood pops in your freezer. You have been trained in the dark arts since childhood. Your religion involves blood sacrifice of any kind. Youve lost track of your own body count. You need help friends, you are lost, and your people have been lost, but come back to the light. If you want to, you can stop the vampirism and use milk {a form of blood transformed} as a substitute to assuage your craving for blood and violence for as long as you need to for the transformation to take place. In this way, you will recover your better human nature, and come back into the favor of the light and the warmth of Life. Remember your true selves, you are children of the Light. Attached Images Last edited by Scion; 08-15-2009 at 08:53 AM.

08-15-2009, 07:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,538 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,611 Times in 1,178 Posts	__________________

08-15-2009, 08:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,674 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,062 Times in 2,710 Posts	You had me at "You're over 100" The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

08-15-2009, 09:03 AM	#9 (permalink)
~~Scion~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	By the way, the patriotic motif on your republican hand... the traditional red and white flags of viking ships, indicating blood. The blue represents the eye color. The elephant represents the monopoly/aristocracy. ...so it is a fitting gesture for a person of such barbarian piratesque qualities. Last edited by Scion; 08-15-2009 at 09:05 AM.

08-15-2009, 12:35 PM	#10 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,816 Thanks: 2,928 Thanked 1,249 Times in 835 Posts	go fuck a cantaloupe, JVB __________________ Budweiser buckles and soft faded Wranglers and each night begins a new day, if you can't understand him and he don't die young, he'll probably just ride away.

08-15-2009, 08:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
~~Scion~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Milk in fact is a form of the blood transformed. And human milk is optimum, which brings us back to the 100 tities thread. haha.

08-15-2009, 01:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,674 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,062 Times in 2,710 Posts	<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.heaven666.org/v/19924"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"> </param><embed src="http://www.heaven666.org/v/19924" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="500" height="405"></embed></object> If I haven't said it lately, let me say it now: I LOVE THE INTERNET SOOOOO MUCH....!! The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

08-15-2009, 03:43 PM	#12 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,816 Thanks: 2,928 Thanked 1,249 Times in 835 Posts	lol wtf rev __________________ Budweiser buckles and soft faded Wranglers and each night begins a new day, if you can't understand him and he don't die young, he'll probably just ride away.

08-15-2009, 04:03 PM	#13 (permalink)
Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,222 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 840 Thanked 1,867 Times in 996 Posts	I saw a man have sex with a watermelon and cum all over it. Never thought I would type this sentence and mean it! __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately, it is not so much that you use your mind wrongly—you usually don't use it at all. It uses you." -Eckhart Tolle -If you try to destroy him to save them, they'll destroy you to save him-

08-15-2009, 04:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 10,447 Thanks: 2,136 Thanked 1,784 Times in 1,090 Posts	So, I haven't watched and actually won't. But...wow...you guys watched that all the way through? Like, cum and all? To the jizzy end? Why? I can see just without playing it, a guy is going to fuck that watermelon. It's not like I'd need to see it, to believe it. You guys watched it all? ... __________________ The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.

08-15-2009, 05:00 PM	#17 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,618 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,487 Thanked 5,710 Times in 4,025 Posts	yup __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

08-15-2009, 05:01 PM	#18 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 10,447 Thanks: 2,136 Thanked 1,784 Times in 1,090 Posts	Sage, I thought you'd have a better jerkin' it smilie than that one. __________________ The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.

08-15-2009, 05:04 PM	#19 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,618 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,487 Thanked 5,710 Times in 4,025 Posts	1 strike. No balls. No fouls: It's the wind up and the pitch! yeah i was all into it and then...... __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

08-15-2009, 05:10 PM	#20 (permalink)
~~Scion~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	I think he said cantaloupe. Nevertheless, Im worried about you rev Last edited by Scion; 08-15-2009 at 05:26 PM.

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