Worshipping the Vagina as God

The Rev · 08-15-2009, 07:06 AM

It just occurred to me that not only does every new soul enter the world through the vaginal portal, but whenever a part of your body tries to return through it, it feels like heaven.

I think God is the collective vagina of all Womankind, and I shall worship accordingly from this moment forward.

All hail!

The Rev

**~~Scion~~** · 08-15-2009, 08:11 AM

Its not the body part, it is the soul of the woman. This is a more wholistic approach

kitch · 08-15-2009, 08:46 AM

*holistic. Normally I wouldn't bother correcting some one, but you, sir, are just annoying.

Rev, I'm on board as long as we don't use the Vagina Monologues as our holy oration. However if two vaginas can actually HAVE a dialogue with each other I'd accept that.

Dr. Drew · 08-15-2009, 09:18 AM

hole-istic*

**~~stateofkane~~** · 08-15-2009, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

It just occurred to me that not only does every new soul enter the world through the vaginal portal, but whenever a part of your body tries to return through it, it feels like heaven.

This is a brilliant philosophical observation. Thank you for these positive words that brought a smile to my face.

It's so true, yet I never harbored this thought.

The Rev · 08-15-2009, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scion

Its not the body part, it is the soul of the woman. This is a more wholistic approach

I got a C-note that says Scion is still a virgin.

The Rev

John F. Kerry · 08-15-2009, 10:54 AM

holistic no pun intended rofl

bongobongo · 08-15-2009, 11:06 AM

i like a tight wet vagina

**~~Scion~~** · 08-15-2009, 04:14 PM

wholistic: i know and its intended. using my poetic license for emphasis!

Nug_King · 08-16-2009, 12:03 AM

maybe hole-istic then? Just thinkin'

maszac · 08-16-2009, 09:41 AM

yall fuckin' dumb, hes making a whole joke.

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~~Scion~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Its not the body part, it is the soul of the woman. This is a more wholistic approach

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John F. Kerry Weiner-stache Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,734 Thanks: 1,831 Thanked 497 Times in 355 Posts	holistic no pun intended rofl

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bongobongo ognob Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: \D:/ Posts: 349 Thanks: 407 Thanked 110 Times in 60 Posts	i like a tight wet vagina

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~~Scion~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	wholistic: i know and its intended. using my poetic license for emphasis!

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maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 915 Thanks: 1,458 Thanked 266 Times in 162 Posts	yall fuckin' dumb, hes making a whole joke.

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