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Old 08-15-2009, 03:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Post Names that sound like someone sinister

Today I was in the books store looking around and saw a book by a man called:

Paul Potts

And I was just thinking

'Whoa! That totally sounds like the leader of the Khmer Rouge, Pol Pot.'

So I am pointing this out to my wife and all of a sudden I thought.

'If Bette Midler had a son and named him Adolf, his name would be Adolf Midler'

Which might be a little distastefully ironic, it works.

So I thought for a while more and couldn't really rhyme anything with Stalin, Mussolini or any other 'bad guys' in history.

Figured this would be a good place to share, cause I know you're all so damned clever

Thanks for the word play, good clean humour.

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Old 08-15-2009, 04:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2009, 04:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Flamming the Nun leader of the Mongols?
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Old 08-15-2009, 08:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2009, 08:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i like palindromic names.
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Old 08-15-2009, 11:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 08-16-2009, 08:55 AM   #8 (permalink)
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(Hey, that kinda sounds like a sinister name, too...)



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Old 08-16-2009, 09:09 AM   #9 (permalink)
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(Hey, that kinda sounds like a sinister name, too...)



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What about the ones who were named after someone famous...and then the famous person did something evil.....like O.J.
That would suck being named after him.
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Old 08-16-2009, 09:22 AM   #12 (permalink)
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When working in the repo game, we used whatever name would roll off your tongue, I was frequently referred to as Mr. DeWerks (thats skrewed backwards) Sean Pen, Mike Pen (I had a pen in my hand at the time)

I've been John Lee Hooker, Charles Manson, 'Ben' Mussolini, Wyatt Earp, Andrew Jackson, Cary Grant, Jim Jones and many, many more...


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Edit: If said with the right inflection, №1 can take a decidedly evil twist.


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Here are some names that always seem slightly shady or evil to me:

Richard or Dick - I probably have Tricky Dick to thank for that one.

Stacy - It just seems bitchy to me. There was a chick who picked on me when I was a little girl, and her name was Stacy.

Lucian - I have a friend who named her kid Lucian, and it just seems villainous to me.

Xander - Anton LaVey's middle name (spelled differently, pronounced the same), but also a name I've heard of people giving to their little boys. I guess this one creeps me out a bit because I associate it with Satanism, which is a ridiculous religion if you ask me, and I'm not usually one to condemn people for their religious choices. But in my opinion, a religion based on hate and revenge is the last thing this world needs.

Olivia - I actually like this name, but I sometimes picture a Cruella Deville type of woman when I hear it.
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Flamming the Nun leader of the Mongols?
The fuck?
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Old 08-16-2009, 09:33 AM   #15 (permalink)
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The fuck?
I meant word plays. Like Adolf Midler, Bette's imaginary son.

So Hatila the Hun sounded like Flamming the Nun, in my head.

I think No1 has come to the closest to what I had in mind.

Paul Potts= Pol Pot sorta....I was just thinking of clever things granted.....the one with your name wasn't the best example.

No harm inteneded and not saying your anything like Hatila.
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I got it, it's Atilla the hun though...
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I think I got that mixed up because I used to have a reading teacher named Mrs. Hatala, and she was an ex-nun....and pretty strict.

Hatala the hun the ex-nun

Thanks for the correction, brother.
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Husein, Hussein, Hossein, Hossain, Hussain, Husain, Hosein, Haussein, Husayn
(Arabic: حسین Ḥussayn), is an Arabic name which is the diminutive of Hassan, meaning "good" or "handsome" or "beautiful".

It is commonly given as a male given name among Muslims, in honor of Husayn ibn Ali (626-680 AD), although the name is so common it is also given to persons of secular backgrounds. In some Persian sources the forms Ḥosayn, Hosayn, or Hossein is used . the Turkish form is Hüseyin.
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