Last Meal - Page 2

The Rev · 08-17-2009, 04:26 PM

For me, the only last meal worth asking for is the executioner's wife's pussy.

(And no, I don't care if she's an ugly bitch. Just seeing the look on the man's face as his wife busts all over my tongue would guarantee that I left the world with a feeling of contentment.)

The Rev

francis · 08-17-2009, 04:35 PM

rare prime rib with some horseradish, assorted Sushi, Buffalo wings, and a 7up sounds about right.

**Home Wrecker** · 08-17-2009, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

Jeff Dahmer's last meal request was probably the funniest.

cannibal joke?

if not you lost me

my_scatterheart · 08-17-2009, 05:54 PM

a phatty burrito, vanilla soft serve on those phake ass cones, a peach
oh man and good ass old bay fries with banana peppers, franks, and cheese on teh side whatwhatttt

The SARS Volta · 08-17-2009, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Home Wrecker

cannibal joke?

if not you lost me

jeah, that's where i was going

Parallax · 08-17-2009, 06:16 PM

ill take a bottle of vodka, and smoked salmon on buttered toast, sprinkled with lemon juice.

first ill take a few shots and savour the salmon on toast, then im gonna drink the rest of the vodka, which will either make my death swifter or make me immune to the execution method

edit: some red caviar on buttered toast would be nice as well

Sugar420 · 08-17-2009, 06:27 PM

i dont think id be all that hungry

tho i might be able to choke down some foie gras. stuffed with bacon.

The SARS Volta · 08-17-2009, 07:33 PM

If you are on death row, you just gotta have a sense of humor to enjoy your last isolated, tormented days: tell them you only want bread and water.
If you are on death row and a pedo, say baby carrots.
If you are on death row and gay: hot dogs, popsicles, an extra cream-filled eclair
If you are on death row and George W. Bush: a pretzel

Canuck Wisdom · 08-17-2009, 08:41 PM

but that would just make him thirsty

Dr. Drew · 08-17-2009, 09:09 PM

some boomerz

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	For me, the only last meal worth asking for is the executioner's wife's pussy. (And no, I don't care if she's an ugly bitch. Just seeing the look on the man's face as his wife busts all over my tongue would guarantee that I left the world with a feeling of contentment.) The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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francis Primative Radio God Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,838 Thanks: 31 Thanked 28 Times in 67 Posts	rare prime rib with some horseradish, assorted Sushi, Buffalo wings, and a 7up sounds about right. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.

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my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Thanks: 1,486 Thanked 3,323 Times in 1,870 Posts	a phatty burrito, vanilla soft serve on those phake ass cones, a peach oh man and good ass old bay fries with banana peppers, franks, and cheese on teh side whatwhatttt __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

08-17-2009, 06:16 PM	#26 (permalink)
Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,739 Thanks: 160 Thanked 590 Times in 318 Posts	ill take a bottle of vodka, and smoked salmon on buttered toast, sprinkled with lemon juice. first ill take a few shots and savour the salmon on toast, then im gonna drink the rest of the vodka, which will either make my death swifter or make me immune to the execution method edit: some red caviar on buttered toast would be nice as well __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!! Last edited by Parallax; 08-17-2009 at 06:34 PM.

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08-17-2009, 06:27 PM	#27 (permalink)
Sugar420 Freedom Bird Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,133 Thanks: 39 Thanked 176 Times in 728 Posts	i dont think id be all that hungry tho i might be able to choke down some foie gras. stuffed with bacon.

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