Last Meal

scottishbastard · 08-16-2009, 10:56 PM

I was reading about the Oklahoma City Bomber (Timothy McVeigh) and saw that his last meal was two pints of mint chip icecream...that's it. So I decided to look around for a few other famous criminal's last meals...Here they are:

John Wayne Gacy: A dozen deep-fried shrimps, a bucket of original recipe chicken from KFC, French fries, and a pound of strawberries.

Saddam Hussein: Unconfirmed - Sources say he ate boiled chicken and rice, and drank hot water with honey the day before his execution. The Times (UK) states that "he refused their offers of cigarettes and a last meal of chicken."

Adolf Eichmann: He declined a special meal, preferring a bottle of Carmel, a dry red Israeli wine. He drank about half of it.

I can't find anymore off the bat, but I'm quite interested in what these weirdos ate right before dying.
Did they take the "political prisoner" approach and refuse food? Did they take the "jokes on you" approach and ask for a kiddie pool full of chocolate icecream and 30 bean and cheese burritos from Del Taco so they would crap the maximum amount after being executed? Or did they take the "humble" approach and ask for "whatever the others are eating"?

What the hell would you ask for?

I'd have to say I would go the "I'm just gonna grub" root and ask for six morningstar chicken burgers with bbq sauce, a stack of dank ass pancakes, and 3 pints of Ben and Jerry's Half Baked icecream...and a cigarette.

Silverleaf · 08-16-2009, 11:02 PM

a lot of death row inmates choose to consume an unpitted olive as their last meal. strange but true fact i remember hearing on news radio when i was driving to school once.

maszac · 08-16-2009, 11:59 PM

dude that is surprisingly interesting topic....

wish i could add something to the discussion...
spose i would have some dank ass greasy new york style cheese pizza and... a big ass vanilla coke and... some bacon... and a vanilla cone from micky ds... and some buttered toast... and some other good shit i cant think of.

shai_hulud · 08-17-2009, 12:14 AM

I'd ask for chicken wings and a t-bone steak. I'd then fashion weapons out of the bones using the steak knife and proceed to take out as many prison guards as possible. unless they were nice. then i'd probably ask for pork roast, mashed potatos, yorkshire pudding, gravy and broccolie. oh yeah and a shitload of alcy.

Man in Black · 08-17-2009, 12:15 AM

kraft macaroni and cheese, nigga

scottishbastard · 08-17-2009, 12:16 AM

Out of all the ice cream in the world...Why McDonalds? haha...Half baked all the way yo.

maszac · 08-17-2009, 12:30 AM

dude their vanilla is the shit. i love it. i get a cone like every other fuckin' day, dawg. its the tits.

scottishbastard · 08-17-2009, 12:39 AM

I dunno man....Ever since I stopped eating meat everything at McDonalds just kind of smells like the McRib to me now....

maszac · 08-17-2009, 12:48 AM

i bet your pussy does to, ya veggiehead.

lol :P jp

scottishbastard · 08-17-2009, 12:57 AM

Mmmm....Processed, textured soy chicken burger thing...

I still eat ice cream. Just not McRibby-Ice Cream.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 08-17-2009, 01:33 AM

A small child...

maszac · 08-17-2009, 01:56 AM

in soviet jupiter, the small children eat you.

scottishbastard · 08-17-2009, 02:15 AM

Fucking socialist Jupitarians.

YouTube - Drops of Sailor Jupiter

Grieves · 08-17-2009, 02:38 AM

a dodo egg

osirus2020 · 08-17-2009, 06:34 AM

Vagina

R1bal · 08-17-2009, 01:04 PM

jessica alba in a hot tub of chocolate ice cream

The SARS Volta · 08-17-2009, 01:41 PM

Jeff Dahmer's last meal request was probably the funniest.

I would ask for space cakes.

Grieves · 08-17-2009, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by osirus2020

Vagina

^Has never had sex...

Quote:

Originally Posted by R1bal

jessica alba in a hot tub of chocolate ice cream

^Has never had sex and is delusional...

maszac · 08-17-2009, 02:32 PM

damn. the place they execute people has one hell of a kitchen in it.

edit- 7 Aug 2003 Tommy Jerry Fortenberry
Alabama vending machine snacks

pacman · 08-17-2009, 04:23 PM

steak and shrimp stir-fry, sweet carrots, caeser salad, chocolate fudge cake, and a yoohoo

08-16-2009, 10:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,954 Thanks: 32 Thanked 69 Times in 60 Posts	Last Meal I was reading about the Oklahoma City Bomber (Timothy McVeigh) and saw that his last meal was two pints of mint chip icecream...that's it. So I decided to look around for a few other famous criminal's last meals...Here they are: John Wayne Gacy: A dozen deep-fried shrimps, a bucket of original recipe chicken from KFC, French fries, and a pound of strawberries. Saddam Hussein: Unconfirmed - Sources say he ate boiled chicken and rice, and drank hot water with honey the day before his execution. The Times (UK) states that "he refused their offers of cigarettes and a last meal of chicken." Adolf Eichmann: He declined a special meal, preferring a bottle of Carmel, a dry red Israeli wine. He drank about half of it. I can't find anymore off the bat, but I'm quite interested in what these weirdos ate right before dying. Did they take the "political prisoner" approach and refuse food? Did they take the "jokes on you" approach and ask for a kiddie pool full of chocolate icecream and 30 bean and cheese burritos from Del Taco so they would crap the maximum amount after being executed? Or did they take the "humble" approach and ask for "whatever the others are eating"? What the hell would you ask for? I'd have to say I would go the "I'm just gonna grub" root and ask for six morningstar chicken burgers with bbq sauce, a stack of dank ass pancakes, and 3 pints of Ben and Jerry's Half Baked icecream...and a cigarette. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

08-16-2009, 11:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Silverleaf Toker Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: in the wild Posts: 508 Thanks: 222 Thanked 77 Times in 52 Posts	a lot of death row inmates choose to consume an unpitted olive as their last meal. strange but true fact i remember hearing on news radio when i was driving to school once. __________________

08-17-2009, 12:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	I'd ask for chicken wings and a t-bone steak. I'd then fashion weapons out of the bones using the steak knife and proceed to take out as many prison guards as possible. unless they were nice. then i'd probably ask for pork roast, mashed potatos, yorkshire pudding, gravy and broccolie. oh yeah and a shitload of alcy. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

08-17-2009, 12:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,200 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	kraft macaroni and cheese, nigga __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

08-17-2009, 12:16 AM	#6 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,954 Thanks: 32 Thanked 69 Times in 60 Posts	Out of all the ice cream in the world...Why McDonalds? haha...Half baked all the way yo. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

08-16-2009, 11:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 915 Thanks: 1,458 Thanked 266 Times in 162 Posts	dude that is surprisingly interesting topic.... wish i could add something to the discussion... spose i would have some dank ass greasy new york style cheese pizza and... a big ass vanilla coke and... some bacon... and a vanilla cone from micky ds... and some buttered toast... and some other good shit i cant think of.

08-17-2009, 12:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 915 Thanks: 1,458 Thanked 266 Times in 162 Posts	dude their vanilla is the shit. i love it. i get a cone like every other fuckin' day, dawg. its the tits.

08-17-2009, 12:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,954 Thanks: 32 Thanked 69 Times in 60 Posts	I dunno man....Ever since I stopped eating meat everything at McDonalds just kind of smells like the McRib to me now.... __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

08-17-2009, 12:48 AM	#9 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 915 Thanks: 1,458 Thanked 266 Times in 162 Posts	i bet your pussy does to, ya veggiehead. lol :P jp

08-17-2009, 12:57 AM	#10 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,954 Thanks: 32 Thanked 69 Times in 60 Posts	Mmmm....Processed, textured soy chicken burger thing... I still eat ice cream. Just not McRibby-Ice Cream. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

08-17-2009, 01:33 AM	#11 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	A small child... __________________

08-17-2009, 01:56 AM	#12 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 915 Thanks: 1,458 Thanked 266 Times in 162 Posts	in soviet jupiter, the small children eat you.

08-17-2009, 02:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
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08-17-2009, 02:32 PM	#19 (permalink)
maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 915 Thanks: 1,458 Thanked 266 Times in 162 Posts	damn. the place they execute people has one hell of a kitchen in it. edit- 7 Aug 2003 Tommy Jerry Fortenberry Alabama vending machine snacks Last edited by maszac; 08-17-2009 at 02:48 PM. Reason: lulz

08-17-2009, 04:23 PM	#20 (permalink)
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