Smug Druggling

scottishbastard · 08-17-2009, 02:54 AM

This may be a horribly inappropriate question to ask (so if it is someone remove it I guess), but in theory what are the best methods of sending contraband in the mail? Not that I would ever do such a stupid thing, but in theory how would someone send small amounts of one thing or another in the mail? My friend said a can of coffee...but it seems kind of unrealistic that anyone would mail anyone a can of coffee...?

FoTwenny · 08-17-2009, 02:59 AM

Narc.

Grieves · 08-17-2009, 02:59 AM

teddy gram vaccum sealed...

scottishbastard · 08-17-2009, 03:02 AM

Haha..I'm pretty sure narcs can't bust you for information available in books...I'd be a pretty gnarly narc though...I'd kick your ass and take all your drugs for myself.

Parallax · 08-17-2009, 02:02 PM

soak a postcard or whatever in the drug you are smuggling and send it. only works for certain substances though.

Flamingnun · 08-17-2009, 02:05 PM

Stick it in your butt then poop it into an envelope.

catastrophe · 08-17-2009, 02:13 PM

PUT IT Under the stamp!!11

maszac · 08-17-2009, 02:22 PM

just make a doll outta siad substance like in that movie

Parallax · 08-17-2009, 02:37 PM

hollowed out baby works well too

José · 08-17-2009, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottishbastard

Haha..I'm pretty sure narcs can't bust you for information available in books...I'd be a pretty gnarly narc though...

No but it would help them find other peoples so they know what to look for...?

vacuum sealed bags in multiple layers cleaned with rubbing alcohol. or just in a plastic bag.

Waves · 08-17-2009, 03:14 PM

"I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time."

-MH

francis · 08-17-2009, 04:52 PM

which "drug smuggling" books are you refering to??

chicken soup for the drug trafficking soul?

Nug_King · 08-17-2009, 05:07 PM

^

Smuggling for Dummies IS the number 1 best seller.........

Dr. Drew · 08-17-2009, 08:54 PM

bAN!!1

shai_hulud · 08-17-2009, 09:24 PM

Courier pigeons have always worked for me.

Dr. Drew · 08-17-2009, 09:44 PM

be sure to put a return adress on it so that if the DEA intercepts it, they know where to mail it back to.

bongobongo · 08-17-2009, 11:01 PM

this is so fucking stupid who the fuck would ask this stupid shit on the internet, are you seriously doing this retarded faggot shit balls ass cunt

tedkennedy · 08-18-2009, 08:08 PM

this thread fails common sense in all aspects

Being · 08-18-2009, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

"I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time."

-MH

goddamn i love Hepburg...

anyways, just use a damn candle. hollow out a small section of candle in the middle from the bottom, put said drugs in airtight container in it, then re-melt wax over it, and cover area up with original sticker that was on it when it was purchased

**~~stateofkane~~** · 08-19-2009, 07:58 AM

I miss getting weed from my MOM. It's been almost a year now since they got shut down.

08-17-2009, 02:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,954 Thanks: 32 Thanked 69 Times in 60 Posts	Smug Druggling This may be a horribly inappropriate question to ask (so if it is someone remove it I guess), but in theory what are the best methods of sending contraband in the mail? Not that I would ever do such a stupid thing, but in theory how would someone send small amounts of one thing or another in the mail? My friend said a can of coffee...but it seems kind of unrealistic that anyone would mail anyone a can of coffee...? __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

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scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,954 Thanks: 32 Thanked 69 Times in 60 Posts	Haha..I'm pretty sure narcs can't bust you for information available in books...I'd be a pretty gnarly narc though...I'd kick your ass and take all your drugs for myself. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,739 Thanks: 160 Thanked 590 Times in 318 Posts	soak a postcard or whatever in the drug you are smuggling and send it. only works for certain substances though. __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	Stick it in your butt then poop it into an envelope. __________________

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catastrophe intuēri Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minnesotaaa Posts: 1,235 Thanks: 727 Thanked 226 Times in 155 Posts	PUT IT Under the stamp!!11 __________________ “Liƒë Is a Drëam, From Which Wë First Must Wakë Bëƒorë Wë May Drëam Again…” RIP Gov “To see a world in a grain of sand, And a heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, And eternity in an hour.”

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maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 915 Thanks: 1,458 Thanked 266 Times in 162 Posts	just make a doll outta siad substance like in that movie

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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,739 Thanks: 160 Thanked 590 Times in 318 Posts	hollowed out baby works well too __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	"I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time." -MH __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow Last edited by Waves; 08-17-2009 at 03:17 PM.

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francis Primative Radio God Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,838 Thanks: 31 Thanked 28 Times in 67 Posts	which "drug smuggling" books are you refering to?? chicken soup for the drug trafficking soul? __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.

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Nug_King RIP Wesley Willis Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Ct Posts: 327 Thanks: 25 Thanked 31 Times in 19 Posts	^ Smuggling for Dummies IS the number 1 best seller......... __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------- NASA found out in the beginnings of the space program that pens would not work in space. SO NASA spent millions of dollars and a good year and a half developing a pen that does not need gravity to draw the ink down. The Russians just brought pencils...

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shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	Courier pigeons have always worked for me. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

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bongobongo ognob Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: \D:/ Posts: 349 Thanks: 407 Thanked 110 Times in 60 Posts	this is so fucking stupid who the fuck would ask this stupid shit on the internet, are you seriously doing this retarded faggot shit balls ass cunt

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tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,229 Thanks: 71 Thanked 585 Times in 364 Posts	this thread fails common sense in all aspects __________________ matthew munari

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08-19-2009, 07:58 AM	#20 (permalink)
~~stateofkane~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 557 Thanks: 20 Thanked 92 Times in 82 Posts	I miss getting weed from my MOM. It's been almost a year now since they got shut down.