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Old 08-20-2009, 08:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Essay writing services

Any one every used one?
I just submitted some work to be done... 5 page paper for like $85.. whatever..
I'm not sure what to expect but I will find out in 10 days
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Old 08-20-2009, 09:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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damn i wish people would pay me a hundred bucks to write 5 pages.
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Old 08-20-2009, 09:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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according to my humanities professor you go to Lying Stinking University
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Old 08-20-2009, 09:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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holy fucking shit that's a lot of money for a lousy 5 pages
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Old 08-20-2009, 09:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i took my friend's online algebra class for free. woohoo.

what's your paper on?
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Old 08-20-2009, 09:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-20-2009, 09:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
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its algebra man. i dream in number.
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Old 08-20-2009, 09:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i would be more concerned that they do a shitty job and/or copy and paste some crap together and you get caught.

i mean, why not just spend those 10 days doing your own work, learning something i suppose, and saving 85$. but to each their own.
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Old 08-20-2009, 09:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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You have 10 days at your disposal? Man up and write that shit.
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Old 08-20-2009, 09:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i learned from college that writing papers is complete bullshit. after doing dozens of lab reports and various essays it all comes down to putting down some bullshit, properly citing it and rolling a dice regarding how much of an asshole the person grading your paper is. i have pieced together shit and gotten 100% and i have worked my ass off and gotten 40% on easy bullshit. at the end of the day they just slap a grade on it and spit it back at you and it never gets looked at again so its pointless to put any more than minimal effort to get a decent grade. i fucking hate school and i think its a crock of shit anyway...
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Old 08-20-2009, 09:50 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 08-20-2009, 10:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
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with turnitin, if you're in a place of higher education [post secondary school] and you, your family are paying to better your future, it's not worth it. just do your own work and earn your degree.
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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yeah, srsly. you only really need a full day to do 5 pages. its not really that much once you get started. you could have just asked us for sources of info on whatever topic itis, there are tons of intelligent people here
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
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maybe its very profitable to go into the paper writing business
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Old 08-21-2009, 12:35 AM   #15 (permalink)
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^ i saw an episode of without a trace with a girl who wrote papers for people. she started doing drugs, got knocked up, quit the swimming team and ran away to have her baby.
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Old 08-21-2009, 12:51 AM   #16 (permalink)
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maybe its very profitable to go into the paper writing business
I was thinking the samething. I wonder what kind of credentials you would need?
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Old 08-21-2009, 06:22 AM   #17 (permalink)
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i learned from college that writing papers is complete bullshit. after doing dozens of lab reports and various essays it all comes down to putting down some bullshit, properly citing it and rolling a dice regarding how much of an asshole the person grading your paper is. i have pieced together shit and gotten 100% and i have worked my ass off and gotten 40% on easy bullshit. at the end of the day they just slap a grade on it and spit it back at you and it never gets looked at again so its pointless to put any more than minimal effort to get a decent grade. i fucking hate school and i think its a crock of shit anyway...
Agreed, I'm so sick of writing bullshit papers. It's like "hey do these bullshit discussion questions and then here is your paper that is worth 50% of your grade". I just switched schools and they are taking like none of my credits... so I'm pretty fed up with school. All I need is that piece of paper acknowledging that I have atleast put a little effort into something.
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Old 08-21-2009, 12:29 PM   #18 (permalink)
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i used to copy this girl's lab reports, then one day i sat down and wrote my own. actually writing it took about 1/4 the time it used to take me to change hers so it wasn't plagiarism.

man up and do your own homework?
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The "go to school to get a paper to get a job" thing gets old, but you can place yourself in a field where your schooling is practical, hands on stuff.
If you're not living the life you want to, change it.
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i learned from college that writing papers is complete bullshit. after doing dozens of lab reports and various essays it all comes down to putting down some bullshit, properly citing it and rolling a dice regarding how much of an asshole the person grading your paper is. i have pieced together shit and gotten 100% and i have worked my ass off and gotten 40% on easy bullshit. at the end of the day they just slap a grade on it and spit it back at you and it never gets looked at again so its pointless to put any more than minimal effort to get a decent grade. i fucking hate school and i think its a crock of shit anyway...
The more I think about writing a paper the worse it comes off as. If I just sit down and start writing like I do on here (stream of conscience) then I can spit 5 pages out in 1 hour and get a A or B.

I hate school too. Everything about it, sitting in class, homework... I'm getting too old for this shit.
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